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Jasmine Schwartz

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Jasmine Schwartz writes a detective series about Melissa Morris, a thirty-something New Yorker whose search for herself is constantly interrupted by the discovery of dead bodies.

Jasmine became a writer when she got too old to do her real job. She lives in Manhattan with her future ex-husband. She has been 35.

My cousin, Milagros Schwartz, called me yesterday.


“Jasmine, the craziest thing happened to me,” she said. “I was having sex with Grythym, and while he was thrusting inside me, all I could think about was a Phineas and Ferb I’d just seen.”


“A what?” I said. “Is that a painting?”


“No, Jasmine,” she said, sounding as if I’d just asked to borrow money. “It’s the show my son watches before he goes to...

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Before The Crash

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Jewish Christmas

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How Would You Fight A Lion?

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Fakakt: Melissa Morris and ...

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Email From Beyoncé

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