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Alfonso, I need another abridgment...
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And where's Alfonso, I thought it was his designated task.

Firstly we found out about Seth secret life… he used to be an actor!!! And he did some theater… NAKED! And he don’t like dudes, and don’t like ashtray mouths… (trust me you don’t wanna know more about that, I’ve been trying to delete the images in my head for days now…)
Then I think Marie lost her ipod and immediately blame it on her little students… (even tho I was sure I send it to Tolkien’s middle earth by mistake while learning to use my silver tongue) there was a big time discussion (I think is still going on) about how Marie and tambo should educate their little morons, Nick wants discipline, order, a military training for the little fucks (and proly some torture too) and Marie, tambo and bunny want to do that hippy crap. (I’m with nick on this one! I mean most of my teachers beat the shit out of me a couple of times!! And look how normal I came out! I mean I don’t steel or nothing…)
Then there was the thread that disappeared incident… where apparently some stoker loser friend of tambo who happens to have some different personality issues too show up and started to talk a bunch of crap and making tambo feel horrible, the thread was deleted before any of us had a chance to attack the dumb fuck, but is all good cuz then tambo explained what happen (only after kasia (I think) threaten to stab some people if she didn’t get an explanation)
Then we talked about the movie The Fast and The Furious, and we all agree that it suck ass, BIG TIME. Then tambo made me watch a chick movie (that was sad) and I think I was crowned King of The Nerds by Bunny and then Seth some stuff that made me step out of the position and acknowledge Seth as the true and only King of The Nerds.
Then I think we offended Donni, by not reading a review on a crappy book that got me really angry, cuz it sucks =). But is all good I don’t know about anybody else but I’m sorry (note: with anybody else I mean nick, I don’t think he ever sorry) and I read the review, and I’m not sure if I follow but if the thingy is saying that they don’t understand how that crappy book is a best seller, I agree with them =) I don’t get it either, is a really crappy book.
For some reason people been bitching about ‘tambo not liking farts… and I agree with them! ‘tambo WTF? Farts are hilarious! They like nature’s physical comedy!
In the international hate we were all really exited when we find out that piracy still going strong, when a USA cargo ship was attacked by pirates (I wish I was making this shit up) but apparently is true some crazy somalians attacked a ship but the ship had a Keanu among the crew and they managed to overcome the somalians with nothing more than a fire extinguisher and a wet envelope (now I’m not sure if it was Keanu or Steven segal or MacGyver that they had on the crew)
We also had some attempts by Marie, tambo, kasia, and Gretchen to start that lesbian thing that we guys been praying for, around here… but nothing yet. But worry not I know is going to happen! I just know it!
And also Lori hit Nick in a soft spot.
Good job, Bones! You should do an abridgement of the previous week every Sunday.
Good job, Bones! You should do an abridgement of the previous week every Sunday.

I can't believe you won't do this for us, Alfonso. It hurts.
Well, let's make it a race. Whoever wants to abridge the previous week's hate posts comes to this thread and does it. If it happens to be you, sometimes, Bones, then so be it.

Okay, everyone. Remember to nudge for synopses.

Lori told me and Marie to not listen to Nick about teaching or children's behavior because he obviously KNOWS NOTHING. Now, if you're lost as to why this bothered him, you're not alone.