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message 1: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen ARGH!!!!
every fricken time I mention a guys name, my "boyfriend" gets all weirded out and it's driving me fucking batty!!!
He just got upset because I'm listed in the white pages with my ex-husband.
WHATEVER!!!
I guess I forgot to put, "call the phone company" on the list of 50 thousand things to do when I got divorced.
GRRRRR!


Reads with Scotch Ahh the too clingy type... definitely has it's own set of pit falls... All doable alone; it is when they start compounding traits that it becomes unbearable...

too clingy+too hairy= curb time


message 3: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Weird math: hair is fine - you can always shave it off while he's sleeping, or make him wax, or just leave it be and tease him.


message 4: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Once again, "boyfriend" in quotes.


message 5: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Curious.


message 6: by Rusty (last edited Apr 11, 2009 05:33PM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Okay Marie, I know you'll dislike me even more for saying this after you make up with your "beau", but here you go - I have sisters. My sisters had boyfriends. And it always seemed to me that the ones who got really jealous ended up being the ones that had a lot of deeper assholey issues.


message 7: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Bunny - I know. I know.

Rusty - wasn't aware that I "disliked" you. From what I remember you're usually funny, say nice things about your wife and haven't said anything egregious to me. that being said, I more of a skimmer than a reader with these posts so if I missed somewhere that you offended me and were a jerk, well then...I HATE YOU. YOU STUPID JERK!

Nick - He's not "hairy". so I guess by your standards I'm still okay.

Dave and Kaisa - quotes are because, at 38, I find it deeply uncomfortable to say the word "boyfriend" without sounding ridiculous.


Reads with Scotch the elements of the equation don't matter as much as how many of the annoying factors are there. You can usually stomach one maybe even two if the person really flips yer switch, but load to many on there and it is curb time. But I think every one has that automatic dump switch; with me it is hair, or if they have a foot fetish, that too will earn you a one way ticket into a shallow grave.


message 9: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen you kill people, rather than break up with them - wow. that's harsh.


message 10: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 11, 2009 06:59PM) (new)

Wow, Nick, you really hate body hair and feet. I can't think of anything sexy-time-related that bothers me too much except for bad kissing. Or not enough kissing.

EDIT: I remembered something. I hate toys. Keep them out of the bed, please. Thanks.


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Rusty, Marie and I really like you. We've discussed it (best friends have to make these kind of decisions, together).


message 12: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Me too, Rusty. Even though no one bothered to discuss it with me.


message 13: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Gretchen, you need to get a job in our building. simple as that.


message 14: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I uhhhhh......I have no idea how to respond. Interacting with human beings isn't my strong suit.


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

Why lame, KD?

Rusty, does the HH in your avatar stand for Hippie Hater?


message 16: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 11, 2009 11:00PM) (new)

Haha. Especially not Marie.


message 17: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) If it makes you feel any better Rusty, i don't like you.

Marie, i strongly recommend that you find a nice, new, high curb with sharp corners, and kick him to it. Sooner rather than later.


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