The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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You know she your obsessed with the hobbit when...
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Apr 10, 2013 01:44PM
You know when your obsessed with The Hobbit when you start talking like Gollum in everyday speech.
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When you can't find your keys and immediately start hissing, "What has I got in my pocketessess
when you beg your friend to talk like gollum during math class and proceed to get both of you in trouble, and your friend then hisses "nasty math teacherssess, we eatssess it wholessess, yes my precious, yessss!"
When you question every "Good morning"
When you wonder if your wedding ring might just be THE One Ring.
When you see a blue glow and you look around for orcs and goblins.
When you pour Rogaine on your feet every morning and never wear socks or shoes.
When you start humming 'over the misty mountains...' when you pass a hill.
when people you see on the street or on TV look like Hobbits
When you watch X-man and think of Magneto as Gandalf
when you start using swords on big spiders
When you can name all the thirteen dwarfs in under 30 seconds
When your talking to your friend, and she asks you a question, and your answer is a quote from the hobbit.
Emma wrote: "When your talking to your friend, and she asks you a question, and your answer is a quote from the hobbit."Yep :)
When you flinch every time you hear "precious" in a perfectly normal sentence ^^
When you wonder if every man with a beard and is kind of short is a dwarf
When you have a riddle contest with your friend when they try and get you to do something. And if they lose, you try to murder them
Alisa (The Reading Obsession) wrote: "When you have a riddle contest with your friend when they try and get you to do something. And if they lose, you try to murder them"You're scaring me now O.O
When you frequently call your teenagers 'nasty little hobbitses'
ღ♣✽ᕼᗝᕊᕊᓰT ᗩﬡD ᖘᖇᗝᘮD✽♣ღ (a.k.a. Johanna) wrote: "Alisa (The Reading Obsession) wrote: "When you have a riddle contest with your friend when they try and get you to do something. And if they lose, you try to murder them"You're scaring me now O.O"
Join the club. I scare me, too.
When you see a spiderweb, and you think that the cocoons have dwarves in them. And then you start singing that song Bilbo made up on the spot.
The first thing you put on in the morning is the one ring because you can't live with out it.
When you check every day to see if there is a symbol carved into your door.
When your door bell rings or someone knocks on your door your hoping its either Gandalf or the dwarfs.
(From the movie)When you see a fire and start singing the Misy Mountains song
All your contacts on your phone are Lord of the rings characters and your ringtones and theme song are set to lord of the rings.
When you want to live in a comfortable hobbit hole and eat second breakfasts.
When the top four songs on your play list are Blunt the knives, Into the west, May it be, and the Misty mountains.
These are awesome!
Yeah it's fun :D
it has been fun figuring out what to come up with :)
(from the movie)when some one sneezes, and someone else says bless you! and at the word bless, your mind goes instantly to... 'Bless me, the legends are true! giants! STONE GIANTS!'
When you are sure that you will bawl your eyes out when Thorin, Fili and Kili die in the third movie :(
Tanvee wrote: "When you are sure that you will bawl your eyes out when Thorin, Fili and Kili die in the third movie :("I know I'm going to cry, I've always liked Fili and Kili...
When you are really mad that your voice isn't deep enough to sing the dwarf's song, but if you sang like that, Into the West, and May it be wouldn't sound too good...
When you dream of going to Rivindell
When you are suddenly obsessed with maps
I dream to go to the Shire ... :)When you wish you could write in hobbit calligraphy.
When you memorize the elvish alphabet :)
(In the movie)When you clear the table dwarf style XD
Sorrel wrote: "(In the movie)When you clear the table dwarf style XD"
I wish I could do that....
When you start having second breakfast.
When you find a way to relate everything people say to something in the hobbit, book and movie.
When if someone asks you where you're going you reply "I'm going on an adventure! "
when every time you see a guy with a long gray beard, you say "hi Gandalf!"
When your fear of dragons keeps you from venturing outside.
When instead of scribbling I <3 {enter random boys name here} on your school books you write I <3 Kili!
When you are sure to take an extra pocket handkerchief everywhere in case you should go on an adventure unexpectedly.
When you have read it seven times and can quote all the riddles and the different chapters of the book by memory.
You have a countdown to the next movie on your blog (see http://starshiningforever.wordpress.com) :)
You put on a ring and are disappointed when you don't disappear
When you cover the school's bathroom walls with the hobbit quotes written in sharpie
Sorrel wrote: "When you cover the school's bathroom walls with the hobbit quotes written in sharpie"oi did you literally do that?!
Erika wrote: "Sorrel wrote: "When you cover the school's bathroom walls with the hobbit quotes written in sharpie"oi did you literally do that?!"
No...
Naomi wrote: "You put on a ring and are disappointed when you don't disappear";_;
When to decide who gets to choose what to watch on tv you have a riddle war
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