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message 1: by LegalKimchi (new)

LegalKimchi | 112 comments do I love audio books. I love buying tapes from half price and listening in my old car. nowadays I do the audible thing in my current car.

my question: have you ever lemmed an audiobook?
should we calling something other than lemming? deafened? silenced?


message 2: by Chuck (new)

Chuck | 3 comments Actually, I lemmed the Shadowmarch series, by Tad Williams. I say the series because I got through the first book and really tried listening to the second one. I just couldn't. I really like his new Bobby Dollar series, but apparently this is a departure from his normal style. hmmmm... "shadowmarched"?


message 3: by Tim (new)

Tim | 380 comments Yes, a couple of times. The Hunger Games had a really irritating and condescending narrator, and World War Z was just awful. The really nice thing about Audible is they let you return the book for a refund or pick another. :)


message 4: by LegalKimchi (new)

LegalKimchi | 112 comments part of the greatness of these forums is diversity. world war z is my favorite audiobook and the only audiobook my wife every liked.

I lemmed shadow ops control point. I am about to lem under heaven of it doesn't get better for me.


message 5: by James (new)

James (beastbot) | 35 comments Would you guys agree that lemming an audio book has as much to do with the narrator as the author?

That was certainly the case for me. I found an old Library of Congress recording of Steven Eriksons Mallazan books and was all amped up on it because I love long series and the Narrator was so dusty, dry and boring that I couldn't listen for more than a few hours. Next day went and found something else.


message 6: by LegalKimchi (new)

LegalKimchi | 112 comments Yes, yes, a thousands times yes. I lemmed game of thrones for that reason. picked up the book though. loved it


message 7: by Chuck (new)

Chuck | 3 comments The narrator certainly plays a huge role in the experience. I've found myself passing on books I might like because of the person reading.


message 8: by Tim (new)

Tim | 380 comments Generally yes. Now I absolutely loved the Game of Thrones audiobook - could't get enough of it. Tastykimchi, it sounds like our tastes are exactly opposite!

Does it make a difference that I'm English, so English accents sound more natural (well, with the exception of the Solihull sisters in Tad Williams' Dirty streets of Heaven - GAK what the narrator was trying for...) and American accents sound less so? Maybe...


message 9: by LegalKimchi (new)

LegalKimchi | 112 comments I think you may be on to something tim.
I do like british tv shows though.


message 10: by Travis (new)

Travis (the_hero_of_canton) Accents don't bother me so much but I am bothered by higher pitched male readers. A deep voice in any accent is far more pleasing for extended listening than a high one. It's the reason I can't use audio books for YA material. They pick the most obnoxious narrators who think the best way to sound young is be high pitched and whiny.


message 11: by Tim (new)

Tim | 380 comments Actually, the reason I lemmed the Hunger Games had nothing to do with the narrator's accent, but rather the fact that the way she read what was supposed to be a fast paced tense exciting action drama was as if she was reading out a grocery list to a five year old with learning difficulties. There was no tension in it whatsoever and it just came over as condescending.

WWZ was like listening to a government white paper on housing reform set to continuous repeat.


message 12: by Serendi (new)

Serendi | 848 comments The full cast abridged version of World War Z is terrific. Max Brooks's family friends, I assume - includes Carl and Rob Reiner, of course, Alan Alda, Mark Hamill, buncha others. The author is the son of Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft. This version does leave out a lot of the book, though.


message 13: by Daran (new)

Daran | 599 comments I'm thinking about lemming Hard Magic because Bronson Pinchot (who I normally love) has given the lead protagonist an accent I can only describe a slow-witted panhandle mechanic. Admittedly the character is often underestimated because of how he sounds, but the accent is just so bad it stops the story entirely when he speaks.


message 14: by LegalKimchi (new)

LegalKimchi | 112 comments ive gotten a little better since ive started listen to books ar 3x speed


Ruth (tilltab) Ashworth | 2218 comments Tim wrote: "Yes, a couple of times. The Hunger Games had a really irritating and condescending narrator"

You know, I've heard a few people complain about The Hunger Games narrator, but I really enjoy her reading style. My mind never drifts, and I'm always clear who everyone is and what they are doing. I think it can be hard to know, sometimes, if author or narrator are to blame, but I don't find Carolyn McCormick annoying at all. Perhaps it has less to do with accents per se, and more to do with our own internal voices. So I guess that means mine is female, irritating and condescending! She has also picked up a slight American feel to her accent, probably due to all the American shows I watch. She would probably read Hunger Games in a similar way to the narrator.


message 16: by Tina (new)

Tina (javabird) | 765 comments I lemmed The Lies of Lock Lamora. Not because of the narrator, who was great, but because I just didn't get into the story. If I had been reading it, I probably would have lemmed it a lot sooner.


message 17: by kvon (new)

kvon | 563 comments I couldn't get through the audio of Pretties due to the nasal tone of the narrator; and the (South African) accent on one of the No 1 Detective Agency books killed it for me.
On the other hand, I haven't finished The Land of Laughs because the protagonist is such an idiotic twit.


message 18: by Tiffany (new)

Tiffany Scott (tjscott978) | 31 comments I had to lem the audio of Cloud Atlas. I think it was the dialect at the beginning of the book. I didn't even get through the first couple of pages. I fully intend to read the book, but there wasn't any way I was getting through the audio.
I think it's sort of like reading Shakespeare. Shakespeare is much easier to understand when you see it performed as opposed to reading it.


message 19: by Aeryn98 (new)

Aeryn98 | 176 comments I was really excited when Roger Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber came out in audio. Not far into it I had to stop because the narrator was making eating noises in my ear. Yes, in the book the character was talking while he was eating, but I can use my imagination rather than having dissgusting smacking noises in my ear. Ick.


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