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This or That: Answer One/Ask One
Hmmm.Or, since we are being merrily murderous, I might have said:
arsenic or old lace?
>grooooooaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn< I know.
I guess I'll stick with Plan A.
...have a sexy young gardener in a shed with a bed like in this book I read by Rod…Balzac or scrotum?
>Soooo French…<Evidently it was clever enough to throw Eric sideways…;-)
Balzac because I like to be thought of as an intellectual, and there's never any time to lose Lautrec. (I can use that one again, can't I?)
Spot or Stripe?
Fresh is nice but it's better cooked. I don't know what 'tuned' tuna is so I'll try itMavericks or Yosemite?
Hiking [and tuned tuna is a dreadful set of typos for "tinned" (or "canned" as we'd say in UK) … but then, you knew that, didn't you?]okay… sardines: tinned/canned or fresh grilled?
>equal opportunity shudder at both alternatives<Sheesh, but you people get off on the most vile subjects. The only seafood I can swallow comes in (or out of) a uniform.
>g<
grilled
Beef Wellington or Boeuf Bourguignon?
Maine lobster [I do like the taste of crab, but the insides remind me of the face-hugger from Alien]One to upset both Eric and Preston at one blow…
anchovies in a can or Thai fish sauce?
May I select a single anchovy, with may be from a can, for inclusion in made-from-sratch at table-side Caesar salad dressing?chicken-fried steak and gravy, or biscuits (NOT your type of biscuits, Roger!) and gravy?
For those who may not be familiar with what are probably quintessential American foods (Southern in origin?), just Google for images.
Ferrari Boxter… oh well, he says, dunking his ENGLISH biscuit in his teaMini Cooper
Boeing or Airbus?
@ Roger: The Mini Cooper? Whaaaaa?I handed him to you in in silver platter.... ;)
backyard
Hammock or patio chair?
erotica[I put away childish things…]
Ludlow sausage trail or Ludlow beer trail?
http://www.foodfestival.co.uk/page.ph...
I was hospitalised after catching athlete's foot in the school swimming pool changing room and flying out to Nigeria a few days later, where it ballooned massively, so it'll have to be dandruff.[What a choice!]
St. Christoper or Rabbit's foot?
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paving:
cement or asphalt?