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lighteningAnimal,vegetable or mineral
Lightening (because my grey hair really needs it)>teasing smile<
Dracula (Stoker) or Saint-Germain (Yarbro)
pickup trucktrees: deciduous or evergreen?
Adamscruffy or clean shaven?
scruffyrat infestation or giant huntsman spider infestation?
rat infestationannoying M/M fangirl who claims she knows more about M/M than real gay men
OR
homophobic religious ???
What a choice Hector!homophobic religious (at least I understand them)
plastic wrap or zip lock bag?
scruffyburn through damnation or rot in hell
spearmintcocoa puffs or fruit loops?
Alfredo Sauce... I guess?Handsome man with an unattractive body
OR
Ugly man with an attractive body
handsomevegetable garden or flower garden?
pipespeaking of pipes
Tobacco or crack
catsRussian roulette or casino roulette
[Nathaniel, usually you must choose but in the case of substance abuse like crack I'd say an exception was in order and you could ignore the choices. We are here to have fun which doesn't include being forced to endorse drugs.]dogs
styrofoam cups or paper cups?
paper – styrofoam feels horrid on the lipsBoeing or Airbus?
Boeingsponge or dishcloth?
Springsix-pack cans or two liter bottle?
cansBabysit Honey Boo Boo or 2 hour monologue with Gilbert Gottfried?
You have got to be kidding!Impossible choices!
What idiot raised this woman?
Eat @#&% and die or smother Gilbert with Miss Boo Boo.
Rich wrote: "You have got to be kidding!Impossible choices!
What idiot raised this woman?
Eat @#&% and die or smother Gilbert with Miss Boo Boo."
Gee thanks dad
If that was an option question, I'll go with "dad"Intercity: 4.5-hour train journey or 3-hour shuttle flight?
trainhand knit sweater or designer sweater?
hand knitfrankenstein's monster or the wolfman?
Frankenstein's much misunderstood monstershoveling snow or mowing grass?
why, grass, of course. isn't it obvious?ohbabyohbabyoh
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>cyber-shrug<
mamma mia or yo mama
"yo mama""dems fightin' words"
lace and garters or snakes in the larder
Mary PoppinsBloody Mary or Sunday Bloody Sunday
Bloody Mary but hold the vodka cuz I don't drinkfront door that opens on the left or front door that opens on the right?
leftwindows: wooden or plastic (UPVC)?
dual pane glass plastic frame replacement windowswall-to-wall carpet or area rugs?
sofasnow tires for Winter or all season radials?
flannel wind power or solar power?
since the Complaint Department is open to all ages including children I wouldn't encourage the use of excessive caffeine/sugar drinks or illegal drugs. MMORPG or Monopoly?
Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Gamebagel or bialy?
bagelspaghetti with Parmesan or without?
bbq if I mustwatch a good movie again or risk a new movie with bad reviews?
always a known good movieWally or the Beaver
snowman or snowball?
hamburgerHalloween or New Year's Eve?
a quiet New Years Eve (no kids ringing doorbells)cuneiform writing or hieroglyphics?
hieroglyphicsCreationism or alien assistance?
tighty ( not tidy Dad)watch the news or read the paper?
alien assistance (von Däniken is a god!)Linear A or Linear B?
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Salvador Dali (other topics)Van Gogh: The Life (other topics)
Avenging Khartoum (other topics)
A Boy and His Dragon (other topics)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (other topics)
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Robert Kirkman (other topics)
Homer (other topics)
Virgil (other topics)
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