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Preferably neither, I think coal is so much nicer… but wind mills as the slightly lesser of two evils.For your furnace (or boiler, UK): oil or gas?
Neither. Electric. And its horribly inefficient. Old drafty house. :( But my hot water heater is gas, so I suppose my boiler is gas, but that wasn't what you were asking. ;)
Favorite Solstice: Longest Day or Longest Night?
Thank you for saving me Marcie! You're my hero! XOXOXXOXOXOXOOReclining Love Seat? No? Ok then, Love seat.
Boardgames: Boggle or Connect4?
Grilled cheese (with a dab of sliced tomato and fragments of oak-smoked bacon)Lentils: green Italian or French Puy?
It would depend entirely on what type of cookies. But for the sake of the game... Baked Muffin or Scone?
Scone (we're not so big on muffins in England in spite of the misnamed "English Muffin")On your scone with strawberry preserve: Cornish clotted cream or sweet butter?
Yes, the US has many silly terms for things that inexplicably misleading or outright lies: English Muffin, Canadian Bacon, French Fries, Cuban Sandwich, Spanish Omelet, Swedish Meatballs, Italian Wedding Soup, Tex-Mex (which is neither), Football, the list goes on and on and on. But what can you expect from a nation of morons who refuse to use the metric system because "it's too confusing" and allowed an "actor" suffering from Alzheimer's to lead the country. Oh, sorry, there I go ranting again. Uh, clotted cream.
Blueberry bagel or Wheat toast?
Wheat toast, but we have just white bread and brown bread, unless you shop with a proper baker, of which Ludlow boasts four who bake on the premises. Oh, and you have Swiss Cheese, which isn't, particularly as the Swiss produce all different kinds… but then, we have the infamous Swiss Roll, which the Swiss know nothing about, and we have "Indian" restaurants which are mostly Bangladeshi.Globalization or Isolation?
I have issues with both, so Globalization Four bakeries?! Lucky stiff, we don't have a single one. but then Americans just buy bread in plastic bags at the supermarket. What can you expect from a country that closes it's doors to refugees? Shameful. Just shameful.
Orange Juice or Apple Cider?
Monika wrote: "You don't have a single bakery?! That's just wrong...Coca-Cola or Pepsi?"
Dr. Pepper. ;p
Welcome to the US! We refuse to use the metric system & call a sport were you don't use your feet to kick the ball: football. Is it any wonder some war-profiteering criminal like George W. Bush got to be president? It's the land of insanity!
Boardgames: Candyland or Chutes & Ladders (or Is it Snakes & Ladders for those who aren't religiously oppressed)?
Chutes & Ladders Rick wrote: " Dr. Pepper. ;p "
That's not fair, it isn't available here :(
Ehh, indeed you Americans are weird... But seriously, every country has its own oddities and cunning bastards in government.
hot chocolate or chocolate bar?
Monika wrote: "Rick wrote: " Dr. Pepper. ;p "That's not fair, it isn't available here :( ..."
But I dont like those other kinds. ;)
After realizing that most hot chocolates in the US are pretty much liquified trans-fat... I'll go with Chocolate Bar (hopefully with a dash of chili powder) ;)
Coffee: Black or with Cream & Sugar?
Coffe with Cream & Sugar or as I'm having right now: whipped cream, brown sugar and cinnamon :33 yummyTea: black or green?
Oh dear, hopefully neither, but I suppose if you start pissed you can at least hope it'll get better :)pencil sharpener: mechanical or old-fashioned hand sharpener?
Roger wrote: "Oh dear, hopefully neither, but I suppose if you start pissed you can at least hope it'll get better :)"I hope it will get better or I'm gonna bite someone by the end of the day :s
old-fashioned one
visiting Rivendell or Hogwarts?
BEN WHISHAW!!!! er. um. I mean ... celebrityFly a dragonback during Threadfall or Hand-to-Hand combat with the Witch-King of Angmar: the Lord of the Nazgûl?
Rick wrote: "BEN WHISHAW!!!!"
LOL
Hand-to-Hand combat
being stuck in a traffic jam during summer in a car or in a bus?
Monika wrote: "Hand-to-Hand combat" (Good choice for you; for me being male I wouldn't be able to do anything against the Witch-King of Angmar: the Lord of the Nazgûl.) ;) Car.
Hulu Hoop or Pogo Stick?
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Jell-O
Chocolate or vanilla flavored?