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My biological clock.

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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Damn it! I want to be carefree, enjoy my youth, etcetera. However, I have this damn biological clock saying, "MONTAMBO! Get serious!"

Shut UP, biological clock. I still get carded for cigarettes, so I can't be THAT decrepit, yet! Why do you gotta keep me from being a feminist, whispering, "Psst! Shouldn't you have kids by now, you loser?"


message 2: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Ha ha, you're old.


message 3: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Really? The old BC is ticking? I always thought that was just a made up thing.

I never gave mine a chance to start up on me! I had kids young so when I'm 40 I can kick em out and live my life when I can still enjoy it.

(Oh sorry, Im not helping, am i?)


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Rusty, you're older than me, I'll bet!


message 5: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Yes that's true. I'm your elder by several months. And I have a sister-in-law who just started a family at thirty-nine. She married a guy who had four kids, and in the last year and a half, she had one kid, and is now pregnant with another. So I'm pretty sure you've got time.

Of course, you could always kidnap a couple of your favorite students and run off to Canada or something. I'm sure Seth would take you in for a while.


message 6: by Liz (new)

Liz Be care free f@** it I got married at 35 and had two kids had a good old time before I did. My husband got married the 1st time at 21 had 2 and did it all again at 40. Age is what you make it.


message 7: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Frickin frackin!


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

Seth, you erased your drunk posts!!

I do that all the time, but I just wanted to call you out.

Rusty, you make me wonder which kids I would kidnap...


Jiaka1981 Winfield I hate my BC! I did my part to the species, i procreated, but now the damn things wants another one! I didnt want kids at all when i had my first one, now that ticking is back. Don't give in to your biological clock. It is addicted to children, once you have one you won't be able to stop!


message 10: by Lori (new)

Lori Sarah, you're still so young! Tell that clock to STFU. I had Jake close to 40 and I'm glad I did wait.


message 11: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Don't have kids they are too damn expensive. They really get in the way of buying shoes.

PS: I bought a new pair on saturday.
PPS: I am buying another pair tomorrow.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Dan, you're out of control!


message 13: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Montambo wrote: "Dan, you're out of control!"

I am, I really am. It's a sickness. I can't help it.


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

I heard buying ME shoes would help.


message 15: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Hahaha you know I would just end up buying myself more shoes AND a pair for you. I am a dirty shoe whore.


message 16: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Sarah, let's get a baby on time share. Do they have those? Mine's got a mind of her own now and that's no fun.


Reads with Scotch I will just quietly place this over here in the corner, and you can all look at it and reflect.

http://www.vhemt.org/


message 18: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Yeah but. I wanna cuddle a baby.


Reads with Scotch so steal one that is already born... there is a place to go and do that. They are called maternity wards, most hospitals have them.


Reads with Scotch surprised you didn't know that.


message 21: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) hahahahahahaha


message 22: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Oh cool. That's what I was proposing but Sarah didn't answer. I don't want to be solely responsible for it. So I'll just put it out there for everyone. Who wants to time share a baby with me?


Reads with Scotch you can pass it around, and have cuddle times... just make sure your cuddle buddies live near by, you don't want it to spoil in the mail.


message 24: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments That's good advice. But I think I'll just spring for overnight shipping. If my cuddle buddies are too near I'm afraid they'll hit me up for babysitting during THEIR turns and that's NOT OK!


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

I do want to share a baby...with a husband!


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm traditional that way.


message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Well yeah, for your first couple. I can understand that. Probably I should time share w/some other people who've had enough kids but can't seem to squash the cuddle instinct.


Reads with Scotch I think even with overnight shipping you will find they have slightly spoiled... I hear they poop alot.


message 29: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments nah. not that much. Today's diapers are quite amazing. You can go a long time without changing them.


message 30: by Kasia (new)

Kasia What about the instinct to pass on the DNA. I want my genes to prevail. Breed, breathe, breed - isn't that what life is about?


Reads with Scotch no... maybe in some hippie commune farm... whateve kasia.


message 32: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Hippies are baby sharers. A village raises a child. Etc, etc. There isn't a sense of ownership and dna and all that crap. Well, sorta...


message 33: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I'm hoping you wait about 5 more years before you have kids. I'm hoping by then my life will be nice and boring again and I can be available for babysiting (aka cuddeling/sewing/dotting). In the mean time we still have some hiking to do!


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay, but what about 3 years when I'm 35?

Let's hike, soon. Dan wants to climb Dog Mountain when he comes in August and we should kick his and Steve's asses. It's only right.


message 35: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen hell yes!
*that was said with almost as much enthusiasm as your phone replies.


message 36: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Watch it the both of ya!

By then we hope to be well along our training for a half marathon (we buy our places on Wednesday)!


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