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Aves wrote: "Vegemite tastes like solidified, highly-concentrated cum. Not that I would know what that tastes like!!! *Head shaking to and fro, hands gesticulating wildly in denial*
I ate gobs and gobs of v..."
WOW!! That makes me want to go out and buy up a whole case!! *gags*
Aves description of vegemite concerns me because now I'm thinking my hubby will take up with an Aussie because they might be a bit better at things we don't discuss around here. Or...I could get a jar and get my palate used to it so I could, well, you know. Nectar of the gods it will never be! :)
Aves description of vegemite concerns me because now I'm thinking my hubby will take up with an Aussie because they might be a bit better at things we don't discuss around here. Or...I could get a jar and get my palate used to it so I could, well, you know. Nectar of the gods it will never be! :)
Barbie and Shannon:Vegemite: It's um...definitely an acquired taste. And it's much more difficult to acquire as an adult. Growing up eating the stuff and having it in sandwiches for school lunch is another, far easier matter. Vegemite, that is.
Just for your info in the UK it's Marmite. Grew up with it and luv it! Can't think of anything better in the mornings spread on toast. Full of vitamin B12! Very good for you and vegetarian friendly if you're not into meat and two veg.
I just threw away a jar of Vegemite that our Australian friends brought us about 3 years ago. Don't tell them we never opened it.
My latest grouchy gripe is that the top three loud mouths here are: (1) me; (2) Shannon; and (3) Aves.
If you exclude me (and I'm sure you all want to!) then Macky comes in third.
Let's move it people. Don't let these whiners and grumblers take over. More complaints from everyone to knock these guys down a peg or two.
Now that is another thing I think is asinine: pegging.
If you exclude me (and I'm sure you all want to!) then Macky comes in third.
Let's move it people. Don't let these whiners and grumblers take over. More complaints from everyone to knock these guys down a peg or two.
Now that is another thing I think is asinine: pegging.
Okay, here's one... I'm annoyed that it snowed 5 inches in Tucson & I wasn't there to see it. FIVE!
Lucas wrote: "My latest grouchy gripe is that the top three loud mouths here are: (1) me; (2) Shannon; and (3) Aves. If you exclude me (and I'm sure you all want to!) then Macky comes in third.
Let's move it ..."
Luke/Lucas I am not a happy bunny. I come on here to make a genuine complaint about the fact that I have never and will never enjoy eating Tripe ( Sheeps stomach lining and a delicacy in the north of England) to find I have a loud mouth! The only saving grace is the fact that you include yourself so I am thawing a bit.
I would like to know why I just had a jam doughnut without any jam!?! Mmmm... I am sure trading standards would have something to say about that, however I have eaten the evidence and regurgitation is sooOoo not an option!!
Monique's Musings wrote: "I would like to know why I just had a jam doughnut without any jam!?! Mmmm... I am sure trading standards would have something to say about that, however I have eaten the evidence and regurgitation..."I'm really annoyed you didn't get any Jam, Monique, that's scandalous and worthy of discussion in the House Of Commons, I would support your cause in a heartbeat.
I am totally confused as to why my husband has to watch the Cup Final on the TV... yet listen to the radio at the same time!?! What is all that about? Does he not understand I am trying to read?!?
Aves it saddens me that some nice young man has not snapped you up yet! I think we need to work on strategy here!
Macky... tripe is disgusting and so up there with pigs feet! I am appalled that anyone would even consider eating either!
Oh... and I am also trying to read, but the damn stupid battery just ran out and I am now attached to the wall via the cable... this unfortunately is inhibiting my relaxation and enjoyment, along with the radio and TV!
I think Aves needs to work on his Vegemite/marmite/ cum taste comparison, If he compares his sexual partners to a meaty spread thats an acquired taste, it may not go down very well! I'm annoyed I had to write the word cum, but ' bodily fluids' sounded worse.
Macky wrote: "Monique's Musings wrote: "I would like to know why I just had a jam doughnut without any jam!?! Mmmm... I am sure trading standards would have something to say about that, however I have eaten the ..."Macky I think this deserves a letter to my local MP on the inadequacies of Tesco's Bakery... Pfft!
Aves wrote: "Vegemite tastes like solidified, highly-concentrated cum. Not that I would know what that tastes like!!! *Head shaking to and fro, hands gesticulating wildly in denial*
I ate gobs and gobs of v..."
Aves... Vegemite is the Aussie equivalent to marmite... something I was very fond of, as Mark said, it's great on your toast in the morning! I am not sure after the above description it will ever taste the same again!?!?
Monique, my hubs does the SAME thing! Playing Xbox, listening to music and tries to have a conversation with me while I'm trying to read. Sorry babe, I'm with my fictional family right now.
Monique, around my way, Tripe, pigs feet or trotters , cow heel and flat caps are standard fare and wear. Add in "ee by gum", "nowt" and " sithee" and you're in my world. "Tha knows, cos I'm goin whoam"Actually I'm exaggerating a tad it was like that about a hundred years ago but we've discovered the wheel now so its improving!! ;)
Monique's Musings wrote: "Macky wrote: "Monique's Musings wrote: "I would like to know why I just had a jam doughnut without any jam!?! Mmmm... I am sure trading standards would have something to say about that, however I h..."Horse meat, no jam... What's happening to our supermarkets?
Breann wrote: "Monique, my hubs does the SAME thing! Playing Xbox, listening to music and tries to have a conversation with me while I'm trying to read. Sorry babe, I'm with my fictional family right now."Haha... I am with Mat and Dougie in The Flesh Cartel... not sure which is more disturbing!!! I do so love the pain... actually what I meant to say was I really hate it, come to think if it I do hate Rachel and Heidi for putting me through so much torture!!
I hate sitting and waiting for transportation to the airport to arrive. Sitting... and waiting... sitting...
I've read the first one and have the second loaned out at the moment. Hoping to get to it soon! Yes, disturbing, but so captivating.
Macky wrote: "Monique, around my way, Tripe, pigs feet or trotters , cow heel and flat caps are standard fare and wear. Add in "ee by gum", "nowt" and " sithee" and you're in my world. "Tha knows, cos I'm goin w..."Macky my husband is a Scouser, I actually need a translator for some if the things that come out of his mouth!! and please don't tell me you support that other team that wears red... cause that is a definite no,no!!
Breann wrote: "I've read the first one and have the second loaned out at the moment. Hoping to get to it soon! Yes, disturbing, but so captivating."OMG... Breann you so need to be getting a wriggle on with those!
Lucas wrote: "Now that is another thing I think is asinine: pegging."I'm really, really annoyed that I had to look up the word 'asinine' to find out what it meant, but did not have to look up the word 'pegging,' proving to myself that I spend far too much time in smutty but not particularly intellectual company.
Aves wrote: "Vegemite tastes like solidified, highly-concentrated cum. Not that I would know what that tastes like!!! *Head shaking to and fro, hands gesticulating wildly in denial*
I ate gobs and gobs of v..."
OH MY GOD. This is irritating me because it is so funny I peed a little!
I hate oatmeal! Hubby loves to eat it and can't understand why I don't:( Vegemite, hubby tried that one time, will never forget his face!!!! Menudo is a big thing here and has tripe in it, yuck:(
I hate the fact that poor Tina has a weak pelvic floor.
I hate being a frigging WEEK older than hubby. Seriously like a week means ANYTHING! Still remember MIL outrage when he was "marrying an older woman!"
Monique's Musings wrote: "Macky wrote: "Monique, around my way, Tripe, pigs feet or trotters , cow heel and flat caps are standard fare and wear. Add in "ee by gum", "nowt" and " sithee" and you're in my world. "Tha knows, ..."Wash your mouth out Monique... I don't really do footy but I have to support The Wanderers or else I'm exiled from the family. Actually that annoys me too because at the moment they're crap!!
Danni wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Now that is another thing I think is asinine: pegging."I'm really, really annoyed that I had to look up the word 'asinine' to find out what it meant, but did not have to look up the..."
I knew asinine, but I hate the fact that I did have to look up pegging. Eeeeeeeew!
I hate that I'm not going to finish my February reading challenges :/
Macky wrote: "Danni wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Now that is another thing I think is asinine: pegging."I'm really, really annoyed that I had to look up the word 'asinine' to find out what it meant, but did not have ..."
I agree with Macky. I hate that I thought I knew all the terms around here yet when asked about pegging I had to look it up. That just chaps my a$$!
I hate that l now look like a dirty cow for knowing the definition of pegging without needing the help of urban dictionary :-(
I am truly annoyed and a bit put out when I go to put freshly laundered clothes in the dryer and I have to unload it first. Ack, but that ticks me off like no body's biznatch.
I also hate that TJ hates the fact that her husband is a younger man, when l would love to have a younger man but my husband has the cheek to be 7 months older than me.I also hate the fact that my friend said that Kevin Warhol is (and l quote) 'too young' for me, totally disregarding the absolutely likely possibility that a barely in his early twenties gay porn star might actually be perfectly suited to a late thirties straight woman.
I'm annoyed because of the amount of times I've shouted out " won't be long, I'm just pegging out the clothes" what will the neighbours think?
Macky wrote: "I'm annoyed because of the amount of times I've shouted out " won't be long, I'm just pegging out the clothes" what will the neighbours think?"LOL! I mean... harumph...giggle.
That is annoying Elizabetta. Kind of like when I go to load the dishwasher and having to first unload the clean dishes. Ugh.
I hate the fact that Macky's neighbours are so narrow minded that they might object to a bit of pegging going on in her back garden (so to speak).I hate that Lucas hasn't come back to this thread and told us why pegging is asinine when l've gone to the trouble of looking up what asinine means.
Macky wrote: "I'm annoyed because of the amount of times I've shouted out " won't be long, I'm just pegging out the clothes" what will the neighbours think?"I'm annoyed that I don't live in a neighborhood where the neighbors would have any idea what pegging is. I wanna move closer to Macky!
Breann wrote: "That is annoying Elizabetta. Kind of like when I go to load the dishwasher and having to first unload the clean dishes. Ugh."I have to say I'm annoyed at my neighbours in a roundabout way for causing my friend Danni distress! How dare they when they've never met her! I'm thinking of sending them to Coventry, not the city, because that would be stupid but I definitely won't be talking to them for a while!
I hate that the weekend is nearly over :(
Me too. Monday came waaaayy too fast :/
Shannon wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm annoyed because of the amount of times I've shouted out " won't be long, I'm just pegging out the clothes" what will the neighbours think?"I'm annoyed that I don't live in a nei..."
Shannon, I'm blanking my neighbours for a while because theyve inadvertently upset Danni , but one day I'm going to ask them if they actually thought I was doing naughty things with my washing or if they just thought I was hanging clothes on the clothesline?
I'm annoyed that I now HAVE to look up 'pegging' because I just can't help myself. BRB
I'm annoyed that I'm too lazy to look up pegging and am waiting for Breann to tell me what it means.
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*Head shaking to and fro, hands gesticulating wildly in denial*
I ate gobs and gobs of v..."
Sure Aves, we believe you, with your widebody jets and cum tasting vegemite...dude, "solidified, highly-concentrated cum?". I am never trying vegemite. Never ever, ever.