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[Tina]

Hey, what's the deal? I am pissed (is that a cuss word?) that I want to put a book on my WL and it's not on GR yet! It's coming out like next week. How do I make them put it on? I ended that sentence with a preposition cause I'm a rebel!

[Danni]

I'm pissed too that I can't sympathise with Tina because I have no idea what a WL is and I know that revealing that probably makes me look like a complete idiot!

[Tina]

I'm angry that I have to feel empathy for Danni and have to go to the trouble of explaining that a WL is a Wish List. I am also ticked off that Danni thinks she is an idiot.

[[deleted user]]

Tina wrote: "Hey, what's the deal? I am pissed (is that a cuss word?) that I want to put a book on my WL and it's not on GR yet! It's coming out like next week. How do I make them put it on? I ended that se..."

It is a cuss word but not a profanity so its okay.

What is the title, author publisher, date of publcation, ISBN or ISBN13 or ASIN, Format (paperback, ebook, etc) # of pages, edition and description?

I'd be happy to put it on GR for you.

Lucas, the librarian

[Macky]

I'm feeling peeved because Luke oops sorry Lucas seems to know what he's talking about, but then again he is a moderator and oracle so he damn well should.

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Macky wrote: "I'm feeling peeved because Luke oops sorry Lucas seems to know what he's talking about, but then again he is a moderator and oracle so he damn well should."

That's okay MacKay opps sorry Macky I feel PO'd that I offered here, send her a PM and no reply so I guess she just likes to complain :-)

[Tina]

I am angry that Lucas feels that I am just a complainer because I just PMed him. I feel that he jumped to a speed and inaccurate conclusion about me!

[Macky]

Lucas wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm feeling peeved because Luke oops sorry Lucas seems to know what he's talking about, but then again he is a moderator and oracle so he damn well should."

That's okay MacKay opps s..."

Lookass sorry Lucas, for the first time Im actually annoyed for you and actually want to give you an od nellie hug but now I'm annoyed at you for making me feel like that!

[Tina]

Macky wrote: "I'm feeling peeved because Luke oops sorry Lucas seems to know what he's talking about, but then again he is a moderator and oracle so he damn well should."

Oracle, that's good. Oh, wait in the form of a complaint, I feel slighted that Macky came up with Oracle when given enough time, I am sure I would have also arrived at that word to describe the great and powerful Lucas.

[Shannon]

Now I'm annoyed that Lucas was whining about a book not listed on GR correctly when he could have fixed the damned thing himself! *grumble, making me work, grumble*

[Macky]

Tina wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm feeling peeved because Luke oops sorry Lucas seems to know what he's talking about, but then again he is a moderator and oracle so he damn well should."

Oracle, that's good. Oh,..."

Tina, I'm sorry to have peeved you but I'm also annoyed that you think I got there first with " the oracle". You might feel better if I tell you I originally called him Luke the Oracle so really in reality I called a complete made up stranger "the oracle" . That made me really feel like a right NUMPTY and very annoyed at myself. Anyway I think Louie has forgiven me for getting his name wrong. It won't happen again!

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Shannon wrote: "Now I'm annoyed that Lucas was whining about a book not listed on GR correctly when he could have fixed the damned thing himself! *grumble, making me work, grumble*"

You should be pissed because I had planned on doing it myself and emailed Oliver (Zack) that I'd change it so now he thinks I did it while you actually did all that hard work, :)

Oh yeah... and I got a PM from Tina and I'm ready to add the book but there is a possible change she might want to make in the blurb so I'm waiting for a reply before press the magic "poof you're a book" button.

[Tina]

Now my delicate feelings are hurt because I don't know what a NUMPTY is. Damn foreigners.

[Monique]

I am totally gutted that there has been mention of naked men in showers... without visual stimulus!

...and Lucas, I have no idea why you would be complaining at being buggered, somehow that is something I would have thought would bring a smile to you face... but I will use my own imagination for that one!!!

[Macky]

Tina wrote: "Now my delicate feelings are hurt because I don't know what a NUMPTY is. Damn foreigners."

Oh I'm feeling very slighted and even more of a numpty. OK it means feeling like an idiot or silly or stupid. I'm annoyed I had to explain that to you Tina.

[Tina]

Ok, my dog, who I hate, just came in and tracked mud all over my f**king carpets then jumped on the couch. I hate that freakin dog. And I am so over rain.

[Macky]

Tina wrote: "Ok, my dog, who I hate, just came in and tracked mud all over my f**king carpets then jumped on the couch. I hate that freakin dog. And I am so over rain."

You could actually turn round to your dog and say " that was a numpty thing to do, look what you've done to my f**king carpets you numpty"
Did you see how it can be used in two different contexts?

[Tina]

Man, now I'm incensed (yeah, I used a thesaurus) that I have to thank Lucas for putting a book on GR for me. I grudgingly express my gratitude. ;}

[Tina]

Macky wrote: "Tina wrote: "Ok, my dog, who I hate, just came in and tracked mud all over my f**king carpets then jumped on the couch. I hate that freakin dog. And I am so over rain."

You could actually turn r..."

Yes, it is an adjective AND a noun. Very versatile.

[Macky]

Tina wrote: "Macky wrote: "Tina wrote: "Ok, my dog, who I hate, just came in and tracked mud all over my f**king carpets then jumped on the couch. I hate that freakin dog. And I am so over rain."

You could a..."

Feel free to add it into your vocab and annoy your mates because they won't know what it is either. As its one of my fave words I'm not really happy sharing but for you as a fellow complainer I will.

[Tina]

Thank goodness you don't hold the copyright on that word! I will sprinkle it sparingly in my conversations with actual humans. I regret that I have to leave now to do some reading. You know, that thing we all have in common but that we are unable to do when involved in such a scintillating conversation on GR.

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Urban Dictionary:

Numpty
Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

[Elizabetta]

What is the title, author publisher, date of publcation, ISBN or ISBN13 or ASIN, Format (paperback, ebook, etc) # of pages, edition and description?

I'd be happy to put it on GR for you.

Lucas, the librarian

I am pee-ohed that our grand vizier/oracle Lucas/Luke is a happy librarian. Shouldn't librarians be grumpy, wrinkled, old crones, always shushing you and such? Certainly, this does not fit our great leader.

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Shouldn't librarians be grumpy, wrinkled, old crones, always shushing you and such? Certainly, this does not fit our great leader.

Hey, I'm no leader. I'm just having fun reading everyone's complaints. I don't do anything. You guys are the ones that make this place funny and friendly.

Do think I should grow long hair and put it up in a bun so i look like a librarian? I think think that might put an end to my wedding plans though. I can't be a real librarian anyway because I'm a dumb jock,

[Elizabetta]

Lucas wrote: "Shouldn't librarians be grumpy, wrinkled, old crones, always shushing you and such? Certainly, this does not fit our great leader.

Hey, I'm no leader. I'm just having fun reading everyone's compl..."

Well, I still think you should be flogged for being 'happy' what's with that anywayz? As for hair-in-bunship...I'm dismayed that this seems strangely interesting...

when are you hitching up? -- again, dismayed that I should probably already know this :(

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Elizabetta wrote: "when are you hitching up? -- again, dismayed that I should probably already know this :( "

Sheesh. Don't you keep notes?
<-grin->
After I graduate in July there is the wedding then it's honeymoon time.
Yay.
presents.
travel.
sex.

[Elizabetta]

notes?! I gotta take notes now, bah humbuggers.

(So annoyed to extend my warmest best wishes to you and your intended!)

[Monique]

I am not happy! I would like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to you Lucas but as it is not a complaint I am unable to do so. I also wanted to say how fabulous that you get to travel on your honeymoon and partake in copious amounts of sex, however they are comments that are far too positive for a group more used to winging and whining!

... Sod it!!! I wish you all the best:) Haha, I'm a rebel!

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Monique's Musings wrote: "how fabulous that you get to travel on your h..."

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah you grouch. Well two can play the namby pamby complaint game thank you. I said thank you. That travel thing was going to be really great but we decided to waste the entire honeymoon by going to Great Britain. What a bore that will be seeing all the magnificent sites and architecture and countryside that we've already seen in magazines and books so it will be ho hum, well there it is in person oh a hey here's our friends that we could have stayed home and emailed instead of meeting them in person in this picture perfect little medieval town with all the old Tudor buildings and that old castle rom 1461 well it;s a bit run down if you ask me. We've admired all this in art and literature and song so why are we bothering with it for real? -- we could have stayed home and just dreamed about these towns and the people, What a waste having to experience it for ourselves when we could have watched a youtiube video about it.

So you see it's really go be a drag coming to your United Kingdom but we just have to put up with it the best we can :-)

Lucas (and Tom)

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Elizabetta wrote: "notes?! I gotta take notes now, bah humbuggers.

Humburgers? Ya got a McDonalds there? We wuz hoping for a wee bit o fish n chips we wuz, but if it humbergers ya got, its humburhers we'll eat. Ya got fries with them humbergers?

My intended is a big dumb jock like me so we'll need lots of them humbugers to keep our muscles muscular down at the gym.

[Aves]

Lucas,

With England's eternally grey skies and dreary rain, you and Tom will just have spend more time indoors, trying to get each other pregnant. That's hardly cause for complaining about a trip to England. Come on, step it up!

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Aves wrote: "Lucas,

With England's eternally grey skies and dreary rain, you and Tom will just have spend more time indoors, trying to get each other pregnant. That's hardly cause for complaining about a trip..."

But we aren't ready for kids yet so we will have to abstain and keep our virginity a bit longer — say another 10 years when were ready to start a family.

As for the UK its ducks is wot we are. We's just just like them duckies so no problem with sloshing around in the muck.

[Elizabetta]

I just think it's a crying shame that you have to wait til after the wedding for sex.

"...the wedding then it's honeymoon time.
Yay.
presents.
travel.
sex."

It's no wonder you're such a grumpus.

[Aves]

Lucas wrote: "keep our virginity a bit longer"

Your virginity...Teeheehee!!!

*Shoulders hunching, head ducking, hand flying up to mouth while tittering and sniggering in manner of silly, little Asian girl...*

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "*Shoulders hunching, head ducking, hand flying up to mouth while tittering and sniggering in manner of silly, little Asian girl...*"

Laughing so hard I had to force myself to stop and breathe!

[Kendra]

Seriously people. I thought this was supposed to be a place where we grumbled and complained and expressed our righteous indignations at things like Target, unmotivated employees, and people driving too slow. But what do I see? Poems about penises (you know, that is actually a pretty awkward plural word, feel like I should end it with an i, like "cacti") and women having congles (learn something new everyday) which cause me to laugh out loud...like a hyena...my kids and husband now think I am crazy. Or maybe I have just reaffirmed their previous belief? Not sure but either way, it is very bad, very, very bad.

[Elizabetta]

Conkles, people, they're conckles!

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Elizabetta wrote: "Conkles, people, they're conckles!"

Egads Elizabetta what dictionary do you use? There is no such word as conkles; the word is cockles.

Verb
to warm the cockles of someone's heart
(idiomatic) To provide happiness, to bring a deeply-felt contentment
Synonyms
(to provide happiness): warm someone's heart

[Jerry]

Lucas wrote: "Aves wrote: "*Shoulders hunching, head ducking, hand flying up to mouth while tittering and sniggering in manner of silly, little Asian girl...*"

Laughing so hard I had to force myself to stop and..."

You should see him do this in person, it's quite a show! Amazing how he goes from virile Pilot to Asian girl in 2 seconds flat!

[Kendra]

oops! See, it just happened! I laughed out loud and my husband said "now what are you laughing at?" I can't TELL him because the kids are here so now I just look crazy!! Can I still come on here when my husband has me committed? 'Cause if I can't, that would really suck.

Is congles even a word?

[Kendra]

THANK YOU Lucas!! I was Googling all of those words (congles, conkles, and conckles) and was finding nothing :-) Oh wait, complaint... man, why do you have to be a know it all? You are just always so helpful. It's like you are an Oracle or a Moderator or something equally non-jock like.

[Elizabetta]

Cankles, peeps. Cankles!

[Elizabetta]

Kendra wrote: "THANK YOU Lucas!! I was Googling all of those words (congles, conkles, and conckles) and was finding nothing :-) Oh wait, complaint... man, why do you have to be a know it all? You are just alwa..."

or a ninja leader.

[Barbie]

Elizabetta wrote: "Cankles, peeps. Cankles!"

I hate canckles!! They're just as bad as a vagomache!!

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Barbie wrote: "Elizabetta wrote: "Cankles, peeps. Cankles!"

I hate canckles!! They're just as bad as a vagomache!!"

I hate the definition of vagomache so much I can't even post it here so if you want know what Barbie is bitching about go to:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define...

[Kendra]

Lucas wrote: "Barbie wrote: "Elizabetta wrote: "Cankles, peeps. Cankles!"

I hate canckles!! They're just as bad as a vagomache!!"

I hate the definition of vagomache so much I can't even post it here so if you..."



Who the heck comes up with these words!?! Cankles, I can totally understand, it makes sense, is logical. But VAGOMACHE? It just doesn't make sense. I can just see someone going to a personal trainer and saying "I need to get rid of my vagomache."

Hmmm, that would actually be pretty funny...but that's beside the point.

[Shannon]

I can't believe you guys are making me learn new things at my advanced age. My brain is not thanking you. And it's a good thing Lucas put up that urban dictionary post because my brain saw Vegemite not vagomache and I couldn't figure out why Barbie had such an aversion to the Australian staple. :)

[Barbie]

I actually do have an aversion to Vegemite. Mainly because I don't know what it is!!!!

[Elizabetta]

what about vagonion? ewww. I am offended.

[Aves]

Vegemite tastes like solidified, highly-concentrated cum. Not that I would know what that tastes like!!!
*Head shaking to and fro, hands gesticulating wildly in denial*

I ate gobs and gobs of vegemite as a boy.
Gobs and gobs, probably not the best choice of words...