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Tj wrote: "Dreamspinner FOR ONE HOUR 10.30-11.30PM GMT THE ISLE OF WHERE? BY @suebrownstories IS FREE TO DOWNLOAD! http://goo.gl/9rngd #TweetAway #DsPSexySix"Drat I have that book already!!!!!
Thanks TJ. :)
Lucas wrote: "Thank you and thanks again for your kind congrats Anya, Helle, Tj, Kendra, Averin, Sarah, Ijeoma, Anil, Macky, Goesta (smiley face/excercise man with cap has gotta be the best graduation photo ever..."Ahem...{Danni dramatically clears throat and then proceeds in a tiny squeaky little voice} am l the only one left off the list?
Goesta wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Goesta wrote: "oh, Doctor!"
Yes?"
Oh, YES! (I mean oww!!! That hurts, darnit)"
You ought to have someone look at that Goesta. I'm licensed to practice in New York State but not in Germany so I'd be practicing without a license with you in Berlin. You can put your clothes back on now. I finished examining you an hour ago.
Yes?"
Oh, YES! (I mean oww!!! That hurts, darnit)"
You ought to have someone look at that Goesta. I'm licensed to practice in New York State but not in Germany so I'd be practicing without a license with you in Berlin. You can put your clothes back on now. I finished examining you an hour ago.
It worries the hypochondriac likes of me that doctors seem to be perpetually practising on people. Do they ever get the hang of it and actually start curing?
If only Goesta:( I'm sure a lot of us would be signing up for that doctor!
I'm so dreading tomorrow. Loooong drive:( Never do well with those. Good cause, looking at RVs, but still it's a 5 hour one-way trip! Ugh:(
Having been previously, semi-chastised by the Dr. LL for not searching, I tried the search function. My pal Eric, who you've been playing 15 word wending with, is looking into covers but all I found was the griping in what I hate about MMR. I thought there was more, artists and authors on covers not griping.
Averin wrote: "Having been previously, semi-chastised by the Dr. LL for not searching, I tried the search function. My pal Eric, who you've been playing 15 word wending with, is looking into covers but all I foun..."What were you looking for? (My complaint in here: irritated by not understanding Ave's post)
Danni wrote: "Ahem...{Danni dramatically clears throat and then proceeds in a tiny squeaky little voice} am l the only one left off the list? "
Of course not! Can't you see you are in the place of honor right next to my dear friend Jerry Beale. Just look at the list.
Danni, your are such a dear sweetheart. Sorry felt I was missing someone, but who would ever think I could forget my wondrous and clever and beauteous Danni! Oh well forgive me it was sunny at 90ºF (32ºC) at the Lake today and I must have gotten sunstroke as I worked on my tan. But you are there with everyone now my shining angel of Complaint Department glorious grump!
Hugs & Smooches, Lucas the really dumb jock.
Of course not! Can't you see you are in the place of honor right next to my dear friend Jerry Beale. Just look at the list.
Danni, your are such a dear sweetheart. Sorry felt I was missing someone, but who would ever think I could forget my wondrous and clever and beauteous Danni! Oh well forgive me it was sunny at 90ºF (32ºC) at the Lake today and I must have gotten sunstroke as I worked on my tan. But you are there with everyone now my shining angel of Complaint Department glorious grump!
Hugs & Smooches, Lucas the really dumb jock.
Well it wasn't for me it was for Eric but I tried again and saw Artists self-promo which I don't remember reading, but there it is. I am waiting for my new generic thyroid med to kick in so my brain will re-engage.
Averin wrote: "Having been previously, semi-chastised by the Dr. LL for not searching, I tried the search function. My pal Eric, who you've been playing 15 word wending with, is looking into covers but all I foun..."
Some of us have joined the Goodreads Feedback Group to make it known that one of GR's functions is malfunctioning. They rarely give the slightest care for what GR members say so it's useless but at least you've made your protest public to the GRmovers and shakers ignorant donkeybutts.
Some of us have joined the Goodreads Feedback Group to make it known that one of GR's functions is malfunctioning. They rarely give the slightest care for what GR members say so it's useless but at least you've made your protest public to the GR
If I complained about computers, I would have to write a book, not just a post. They hate me, they delete my manuscripts, they delete my emails, the cursor jumps around when I am trying to input something. More later. What I really am hating right now is the City of Dallas' road repair units. I am also directionally challenged and only know one way to work. Now, while fixing the road at midnight, they barricade the only street I know to get to work and I ended up driving around Dallas for a hour before I finally stumbled on my work site. No detour directions, nothing to give screw-ups like me an idea of where to go. grrr. And like all other street repairs, it will take forever.
Oh, Elorie I feel you with that construction! I went through Fort Worth on my way to brother's graduation. If I wasn't following my brother in law it would have been a disaster:(
It seems like the whole dang city is under construction. And will be for the next decade. It is so annoying, I keep waiting for a flat tire.
Lucas wrote: "Of course not! Can't you see you are in the place of honor right next to my dear friend Jerry Beale. Just look at the list.Danni, your are such a dear sweetheart. Sorry felt I was missing someone, but who would ever think I could forget my wondrous and clever and beauteous Danni! Oh well forgive me it was sunny at 90ºF (32ºC) at the Lake today and I must have gotten sunstroke as I worked on my tan. But you are there with everyone now my shining angel of Complaint Department glorious grump!
Hugs & Smooches, Lucas the really dumb jock. "
I feel the need to bitterly complain that the
32°C warm?!? That is just to hot for me, I am feeling better when the temperature is 20-23°C and that what we have in Denmark.
My complain is that Wednesday under the MRI scan, I was in so much pain that I feel the 30 min was 2 hours and was like hell, I want to scream 3 times and the feeling that one of my hips was trying to become dislocated. This is the worst time in a MRI scan, well they say it get worst before it get better, I hope that *fingers crossed* all on my body hurt after that.
This weekend I will plant in the center and buy herbs into my garden chives, basil, parsley, thyme etc. Then later this month I hope my dad put the grill so we can cook BBQ.
My complain is that Wednesday under the MRI scan, I was in so much pain that I feel the 30 min was 2 hours and was like hell, I want to scream 3 times and the feeling that one of my hips was trying to become dislocated. This is the worst time in a MRI scan, well they say it get worst before it get better, I hope that *fingers crossed* all on my body hurt after that.
This weekend I will plant in the center and buy herbs into my garden chives, basil, parsley, thyme etc. Then later this month I hope my dad put the grill so we can cook BBQ.
Helle wrote: "This weekend I will plant in the center and buy herbs into my garden chives, basil, parsley, thyme etc. Then later this month I hope my dad put the grill so we can cook BBQ."
Helle you must be terribly upset to have fresh chives,basil, parley, thyme and other herbs popping up in your planned garden. It all sounds soamazingly delicious nutritional. How inconvenient it will be to be forced to cook outside on the barbecue grill.
I'm sorry about the MRI scan and hope it will never be so hard again.
Comforting and heartfelt hugs, Lucas
Helle you must be terribly upset to have fresh chives,basil, parley, thyme and other herbs popping up in your planned garden. It all sounds so
I'm sorry about the MRI scan and hope it will never be so hard again.
Comforting and heartfelt hugs, Lucas
Lucas wrote: "Helle wrote: "This weekend I will plant in the center and buy herbs into my garden chives, basil, parsley, thyme etc. Then later this month I hope my dad put the grill so we can cook BBQ."
Helle y..."
Thank you Lucas for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
Helle y..."
Thank you Lucas for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
So sorry the scan was so rough Helle:( Hope it ends up being all worth it.
Tj wrote: "So sorry the scan was so rough Helle:( Hope it ends up being all worth it."
Thank you Tj for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
Thank you Tj for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
In order to offset my cheery best wishes for Helle that the worst is behind and the delicious ahead, I must lodge two complaints involving fauna, thata/ Dr. Jock is such a rattlesnail, no, tattletale
b/ Danni is such a shy, modest bunny that she has posted the news of her nomination for BOM in YA LGBT group way over yonder on the Authors Self-Promotion thread, where nary a hardy soul ever travels.
Not Letting Go nominated for BOM... Vote!
Goesta wrote: "In order to offset my cheery best wishes for Helle that the worst is behind and the delicious ahead, I must lodge two complaints involving fauna, that
a/ Dr. Jock is such a rattlesnail, no, tattle..."
Thank you Goesta for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
a/ Dr. Jock is such a rattlesnail, no, tattle..."
Thank you Goesta for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
Aww Helle, sorry you've had such a hard time. Here is a rather weird onion head for you, because as we all know, weird onion heads make everyone feel better. 
Your herb garden sounds most 
Danni wrote: "Aww Helle, sorry you've had such a hard time. Here is a rather weird onion head for you, because as we all know, weird onion heads make everyone feel better. Your herb garden sounds most lovely ..."
Thank you Danni for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
Congratulations Danni :-D
Thank you Danni for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
Congratulations Danni :-D
Goesta wrote: "Dr. Jock is such a rattlesnail, no, tattle..."
Goesta big guy you must remember the rules prohibit criticizing other members. Only the moderator may be criticized and that is Macky who after cruelly defeating me in a military coup became the one and only moderator although she is so evil she keeps me on display as the Department's official Dumb Jock just to humiliate me further.
Besides everyone already knows you lust after Boyd's washboard abs, precious pecs and pretty boy face so I tell no tattles that you didn't originate.
Goesta big guy you must remember the rules prohibit criticizing other members. Only the moderator may be criticized and that is Macky who after cruelly defeating me in a military coup became the one and only moderator although she is so evil she keeps me on display as the Department's official Dumb Jock just to humiliate me further.
Besides everyone already knows you lust after Boyd's washboard abs, precious pecs and pretty boy face so I tell no tattles that you didn't originate.
Lucas wrote: "Goesta wrote: "Dr. Jock is such a rattlesnail, no, tattle..."Goesta big guy you must remember the rules prohibit criticizing other members. Only the moderator may be criticized and that is Macky ..."
Very complainey evil laugh * muahahahaha! * as I stroke my white furry stuffed pussy! You may be Dr Lucas Lyons now but my evil plan to keep you as Dumb Jock seems to draw in the complainers!
* psst* must you keep reminding everyone they can complain about me..... Humph!
Macky wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Goesta wrote: "Dr. Jock is such a rattlesnail, no, tattle..."Goesta big guy you must remember the rules prohibit criticizing other members. Only the moderator may be criticized and ..."
My biggest complaint is that Macky just isn't vile enough to be moderator. Dr. Jock has a way with words that really drives one to boiling point – which is just what the department is about!!! How dare you bring about a coup to dethrone him?!!
Macky wrote: "* psst* must you keep reminding everyone they can complain about me..... Humph! "Regime changes always throw me for a loop, not that I shall admit in any way to having criticised Dr. Ditzy Lunk, which after all is a veritably impossibility, akin to attempting to shatter a pure diamond with an ostrich feather boa.
Mistress Stavro, I'm not going there... (stuffed with what? Snappy Tom's Solid Gold Frisky
I am most bejiggered that I can't think, nor ever will, of a single plaint directed at our universally be
Tsk tut and grump, mumble mumble .... Gosh darn how can I be vile when as Moderator I can't complain about Zack!!! No fair! I must anonomously go and draw moustaches and spots all over his fabulous pictures on the promotions page! Ha! Take that Zack! How vile and sneaky is that.... Except now he'll know its me. Why cant I keep my big gob shut? GRRR I surrender my coup!@ Goesta.. . I'm afraid my pussys stuffing is a state secret. I and my furry felines lips are sealed! In fact his are sown on so he'll never tell!!!
So sorry about the MRI, Helle, hope it finds you resolution. The only time I had one, I worried the power would go out, or an earthquake would hit and everyone but me would be evacuated.
Averin wrote: "So sorry about the MRI, Helle, hope it finds you resolution. The only time I had one, I worried the power would go out, or an earthquake would hit and everyone but me would be evacuated."
Thank you Averin for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
I am also worried the power would go out, lucky no earthquakes in Denmark, but I seen to much zombies movies, I am scared that the power would go out and could not come out of the MRI, just one of the nightmares I hate.
This is my 4-5? Time in a MRI and everytime I think that is the worst one, then I have something that exceeds the last :-(
I wish that this MRI scan will help me to get biological medicin and be painfree
Thank you Averin for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
I am also worried the power would go out, lucky no earthquakes in Denmark, but I seen to much zombies movies, I am scared that the power would go out and could not come out of the MRI, just one of the nightmares I hate.
This is my 4-5? Time in a MRI and everytime I think that is the worst one, then I have something that exceeds the last :-(
I wish that this MRI scan will help me to get biological medicin and be painfree
As a diversion from the actual pain and ailments that dare to plague my dear fellow complainants: I just spent over an hour filling out forms and assembling various 'proof' (apartment rental contract, floor plan, photos) because I was forward enough to indicate on my tax return that, if I had any income beyond the non-taxable maximum (poverty line?), I would write off my work room in my flat that is the center of my creative (indeed, professional, but... that sort of assumes I'm earning something worth professing) universe. Is it this ridiculous in America too? Why doesn't X working at company Y have to prove her cubicle exists? Where do they imagine a freelancer lances those mythical beasts for some rusty coin and a pat on the back?
Roger wrote: "I'm flumbergasted to discover that it's all over for men, apparently…
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/sc..."
I don't think I can ever write a male character again without picturing him in a onsie
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/sc..."
I don't think I can ever write a male character again without picturing him in a onsie
Goesta wrote: "As a diversion from the actual pain and ailments that dare to plague my dear fellow complainants: I just spent over an hour filling out forms and assembling various 'proof' (apartment rental contra..."Yes. The IRS have all sorts of rules, I think you have to have a separate entrance or prove that the rest of the household does not use the space.
I'm disgruntled for Helle because like her and Averin, Ive suffered the claustrophobic MRI about4 times so I give sympathy. Poor Helle its time they got their fingers out and gave her the biological medication she needs! Pain like Helle suffers should be high priority and should be addressed ASAP. Macky hugs moving your way Helle. <3(((hug)))@ Goesta... Form filling, bureaucracy and the dreaded tax return. GRRR! Sorry you have to suffer with that. :(
@sarah.. Perhaps you could write a book about onesies and make them Sexaay! You know you could do it...
Sarah wrote: "Roger wrote: "I'm flumbergasted to discover that it's all over for men, apparently…http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/sc..."
I don't t..."
A picture of Barbette in one of his acrobat costumes right here would be apt.
Lucas wrote: "George wrote: "I've offended? Wow... Forgive me for thinking that I wasn't supposed to take myself (or others) on the site that seriously. Congratulations on completing your matriculation."Hi Geo..."
Ah, alas, I do regret not fully understanding the dynamic of this here complaint department before I performed a quite haughty pirouette for which I was duly chastised. I certainly should have looked before I leapt. To the good Doctor, apologies--all right, David is a "character" in more ways than one. I am humbled by the irony of it all, of this here complaint department. Now I'm off to write, having found another interesting "character" to put into a story; a fit, ripped, handsome boy who is really not as he appears; a boy deeper in character than his self-identified ironical tag implies. And, having learned the dynamic: Hugs, kisses...
Macky wrote: "I'm disgruntled for Helle because like her and Averin, Ive suffered the claustrophobic MRI about4 times so I give sympathy. Poor Helle its time they got their fingers out and gave her the biologica..."Actually, you know how they have drop-flap bottoms? Sounds like a Kyle Adams story "Dirty Drop"
Grumping about earlier mornings. Really hate to get up at 4:( well almost to Houston.
Averin wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm disgruntled for Helle because like her and Averin, Ive suffered the claustrophobic MRI about4 times so I give sympathy. Poor Helle its time they got their fingers out and gave her..."
Macky wrote: "I'm disgruntled for Helle because like her and Averin, Ive suffered the claustrophobic MRI about4 times so I give sympathy. Poor Helle its time they got their fingers out and gave her the biologica..."
Thank you Macky for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
As well as your pain they should be addressed ASAP
Thank you Macky for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs and kisses
As well as your pain they should be addressed ASAP
Averin wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Roger wrote: "I'm flumbergasted to discover that it's all over for men, apparently…http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/sc......"
Thank you (ironically spoken to at least attempt to conform with rules) for utterly discombobulating me and my gender identity between infantile Onesies on the one hand and that, to me previously unknown, mind-bending man ray treasure on the other.
I think I'll just quickly, prophylactically so to speak, give George here a hug and a kiss, since he's the nearest identifiable man and sounds like he could use some grumpy affection.
Tj wrote: "Grumping about earlier mornings. Really hate to get up at 4:( well almost to Houston."You poor thing. Count on a bad hair day, 93 deg & 84% humidity.
So I wonder why did I just spend fifteen minutes breathing along with a youtube video on (breathing) and, even worse, why do I now feel so very much better? Is it possible this is a skill I have not previously mastered? My Qi is strong as a dragon now and I suspect I'm not safe to drive!
Goesta wrote: "Averin wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Roger wrote: "I'm flumbergasted to discover that it's all over for men, apparently…http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/sc......"
Probably more jumpsuit than onesie, but he popped up on my dash and looks very like a character in another story I have yet to finish writing. Is he not more manlier?
Helle wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm disgruntled for Helle because like her and Averin, Ive suffered the claustrophobic MRI about4 times so I give sympathy. Poor Helle its time they got their fingers out and gave her..."You more than me hun! I might not be mobile but I don't suffer like you, love. I hate that you don't get as many good days as you should. At least Ive got my super powered glittery wheelchair ( ha! plain old back one really but a girl can dream) to get around in. One day sweet girl you'll be complaining you feel great! We all wish. <3 x
@ Tj... Same for you too Tj. Pain,fatigue and early morning do suck. Hugs. <3 x
Macky wrote: "Helle wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm disgruntled for Helle because like her and Averin, Ive suffered the claustrophobic MRI about4 times so I give sympathy. Poor Helle its time they got their fingers ou..."
Hugs and kisses xxx <3 <3 <3
Hugs and kisses xxx <3 <3 <3
I have had MRI as well and I hated it. Many hugs Helle xx
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Yes?"
Oh, YES! (I mean oww!!! That hurts, darnit)