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[Justin]

Ijeoma wrote: "I want to complain that no one is complaining about bad bosses/managers/supervisors. Am I the only one in this group who has to put up with rubbish managers?? Surely not.

I want to complain that I..."

Seems the Peter Principle thrives at your work.

[Aves]

Kendra wrote: "OH, and thanks so much for the visual, I will never be able to fly in an airplane again, without thinking of a big, huge phallic symbol."

Girl, you ain't heard nuthin', until some arrogant but handsome and well-hung captain flying international, long-haul routes, looking for all the world like some silver-haired Hercules, gets you alone in his hotel room and says, "Hurry up and get your hot, tight, Asian ass over here. You know where THIS big ole widebody's goin'!"

This has NEVER happened to me, of course.

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "Lucas wrote: "I'm buggered"

What's wrong with getting buggered?! Best thing ever invented...allegedly."

Allegedly? It's too late to play the chaste maiden.

Oh how annoying to have to explain oneself to a man educated in childhood with British-English who writes with spellings like realised, favourite and theatre.

In Great Britain buggered can mean frustrated. Specifically, according to the respected British dictionary Chambers, one of the many definitions of bugger is: "To frustrate, ruin the plans of" So I was saying I was frustrated as the Britishisms ruined my plans to comprehend the text.

[Kendra]

I am speechless. I HATE being speechless. It is an unnatural state for me. The visuals I got from chippy and widebody are just...wow... Now, if I ever fly international, long-haul routes I will be checking for a darn silver-haired Hercules.

And a bonnet AND a boot? Hats and shoes. Amazing!

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "You know where THIS big ole widebody's goin'!"

He complains about my innocent description of a photo from his Goodreads profile page and then he talks about his taxiing with a jumbo jet jockey. Dang Aves if you weren't so cute and funny and a great friend I'd tell you how many rules you've violated while fine members of the Complaint Department laughed so hard my ears are still ringing.

[Shannon]

Damn, I thought Aves was recounting his favorite incident to date.

And Lucas, you easy whore you sweet boy, could you vid that sitting on the face thing. I don't think I understand what you mean. *snort*

[Aves]

There's no way I'm gonna FRIEND that horn dog, GEORGE.

He has 1,383 "Friends", and 1.382 of them are young, smoking hot, busty, nubile young women.
Hmmmph....a lover of books and an avid reader, my ass.

[Elizabetta]

Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "There's no way I'm gonna FRIEND that horn dog, GEORGE."

Rats! Rat spit and Dung beetles! And I thought this was going to be my first exposure to a real-life version of a Gay-For-You romance novel How disappointing!

I had a guy send me a friend request. I looked at is books and not a single one was M/M or even tangentially related to gays so I sent him a message saying I'm gay all I read is gay romance. He replied whoops! Sorry I made a mistake I thought you were somebody else. What a jerk!

Hugs and condolences, Lucas

[Julio]

Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

Oi, how come Elizabetta gets to swear? This is an outrage.

[[deleted user]]

Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

Harumph! Yes but no one is warming Ave's cockles. :-(

[Elizabetta]

Julio Alexi wrote: "Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

Oi, how come Elizabetta gets to swear? This is an outrage."

hunh...wha'?...where?... cock-a-doodle-did?

[Elizabetta]

warming cockles... do you know that at the end of Amy Lane's book The Winter Courtship Rituals of Fur-Bearing Critters there is a knitting pattern for a (and I kid you not) 'cock and ball' warmer?

It really ticks me off that not only is Lane an excellent, entertaining author but she has the nerve to give us such practical, dare I suggest necessary, woolen inner-wear. Da noive.

[Elizabetta]

pardonnez-moi, it's a 'cockle cozy'

[Jerry]

Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

A woman has cockles?

[Jerry]

Lucas wrote: "Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

Harumph! Yes but no one is warming Ave's cockles. :-("

Aves has a GFY stud in every port! Why do you think he gave up ballet for WIDE bodies?!?!?!?
Glad he does short hauls, cause imagine how HARD that seat and how LONG that flight would be if he was flying me to China?

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Jerry wrote: "Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

A woman has cockles?"

cockle1 /kokˈl/
noun
1. A large bivalve mollusc (Cardium edule or other species) with thick, ribbed, heart-shaped, equal-valved shell
2. Its shell
3. A bivalve shell generally
ORIGIN: Fr coquille, from Gr konchylion, from konchē a cockle
cockˈled adjective
Shelled like a cockle

cockˈling noun
The act of gathering cockles

cockle hat noun
A hat bearing a scallop shell, the badge of a pilgrim

cockleˈman noun
A cockle-fisherman

cockˈleshell noun
1. The shell of a cockle
2. A frail boat

cockles of the heart
One's inmost heart

I'm not certain because Elizabetta is one wild woman but I think she might have meant, um ....hmmm....thinking. I don't really know.

[Elizabetta]

Jerry wrote: "Elizabetta wrote: "Ohmygod. It really puts me in a snit how much you've made me laugh today Aves, and how this group warms my cockles o_O"

A woman has cockles?"

cockle..."(of paper) bulge out in certain places so as to present a wrinkled or creased surface; pucker"

[Julio]

This has all gotten well out of hand. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves.

I am appalled at the blatant disregard for protocol.

Why, I must have seen the word "c*ck" over ten times on this page alone.

Disgraceful.

[Jerry]

Julio Alexi wrote: "This has all gotten well out of hand. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves.

I am appalled at the blatant disregard for protocol.

Why, I must have seen the word "c*ck" over ten times on this pa..."

Not to mention c*ckles!

[[deleted user]]

I am appalled at the blatant disregard for protocol. Why, I must have seen the word "c*ck" over ten times on this pa..."

Thanks you Julio. If I see one more person get cocky and write cock here and got there and everywhere a cock, cock Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o. I mean id one more member goes off half cocked and says cock again. I am going to insist that you sit in the corner until you can learn to say penis.

[Barbie]

Rose are Red, Violets are blue, (it annoys me that) I can't rhyme, PENIS!!

[Shannon]

Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
Screw all those girly parts
Give me a penis!

[Barbie]

Shannon wrote: "Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
Screw all those girly parts
Give me a penis!"

This is one of the reasons I love hate Shannon!!!

[Jerry]

Shannon wrote: "Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
Screw all those girly parts
Give me a penis!"

A woman after my own heart!
Sorry but my dick belongs to Tim.

[Barbie]

It annoys me that someone named Milah Jones wrote this poem about Penis in the Morning!!!

Oh, penis, you look so good
When you poke me with your morning wood
I'd love to give you a nice, wet lick
On your juicy mushroom tip
Oh, penis, please will you penetrate my walls?...
...and punish my taint with your smacking balls?
By Milah Jones (whoever the heck she is)

[[deleted user]]

First rule all posts me be posed in the form of a complaint.

Only Julio Alexi has followed the rules so I will delete any message, including my own between his message and this one, that Julio decides is unfit for the Complain Department (which is still a group open to all ages until somebody complains about our complaints and we are forced to be a closed group.)

[Barbie]

I'm annoyed that I forgot rule 1. I'm also annoyed that I had to re-write this annoyance because I don't know what happened to the first one!! So, in accordance with the rules, I have tried to fix mine. If this is not acceptable, I shall accept any and all punishments coming to me...with pleasure!!

[Shannon]

Lucas sucks!

[Elizabetta]

I am dismayed that my mind went there and then came back again and I can't even post what or why because it would be too unseemly and therefore, bann-able. PENIS!

[[deleted user]]

Shannon wrote: "Lucas sucks!"

Yes I do and I also kiss and spoon and lick pits. Tom sucks too. We are just a couple of suckers that's why we are getting married.

[Julio]

Don't look at /me/. I'm the one who grumbles about the no-cursing thing all the time.

[Aves]

Jerry wrote: "Aves has a GFY stud in every port!."

No I don't, no I don't!!!

[Macky]

My goodness. I leave you all for one night And I come back to a discussion full of naughtiness and porny Rhymes and cockles and English slang that isn't slang to me because I'm British and Aves very descriptive comment about his adventures in airport land with pilots who shouldn't be allowed to fly those big throbbing jets. Very complain worthy!

[Julio]

Sorry, did you say something? I lost my focus after 'throbbing.'

[Macky]

Julio Alexi wrote: "Sorry, did you say something? I lost my focus after 'throbbing.'"

Julio, how annoying. Do I have to repeat myself?

[Julio]

No, luv. "Throbbing" came at the end. I've regained my concentration.

[Macky]

Julio Alexi wrote: "No, luv. "Throbbing" came at the end. I've regained my concentration."

So it did! I'm annoyed now because it seems I've lost my focus! Damn...

[Julio]

You should complain about it. There's a thread somewhere around here where people do that, you know. Complain about things? I imagine it must be therapeutic. A place where you can let your hair down and talk about people who irritate you and be profane for no real reason.

Let me know if you find it.

[Macky]

Julio Alexi wrote: "You should complain about it. There's a thread somewhere around here where people do that, you know. Complain about things? I imagine it must be therapeutic. A place where you can let your hair dow..."

Hmmm not very happy that you've heard about a place like that and I haven't. If I had hair to let down I'd be there like a shot but personally I think its probably an urban myth and my first complaint would be why didn't our leader Luke the oracle know about it. Julio you've started something now. I've just got one last word for you ..... Pulsating !! Ha! How's your focus now?

[Julio]

Bugger. Gone, again.

I'll just have to read it again.

[Macky]

Julio Alexi wrote: "Bugger. Gone, again.

I'll just have to read it again."

Focus man, focus ... Your brain must be slipping, you obviously need to get a firm, hard grip on yourself and slowly pull yourself.... Together!

[[deleted user]]

Macky wrote: "...my first complaint would be why didn't our leader Luke the oracle know about it."

Who the hell is Luke?

[Macky]

Lucas wrote: "Macky wrote: "...my first complaint would be why didn't our leader Luke the oracle know about it."

Who the hell is Luke?"

Take it up with my stupid ipad and fat finger syndrome! I know my mind was writing Lucas but my digit didn't want to play. Anyway lucas/ Luke ... They sort of sound samish and I did say you were an oracle which I meant in a very complimentary and 'in awish ' way.
Go find a group and complain there- Honestly ... You make one tiny mistake.... * old Nellie grumbling *

[[deleted user]]

Macky wrote: "...I did say you were an oracle... "

I knew you were going to say that.

[Danni]

I'm really, really annoyed that lots of people are getting described as MILFs, when I'm often described as an M, but no-one ever seems to want to add on the ILF bit :( I'm also annoyed that there have been several posts since the MILF ones so now I look like a sad old lady hanging onto a lot of anger about not being called a MILF when I should have got over it by now.

I am also extremely angry that someone thought to mention Barney, which is a chapter of my life best forgotten.

[Macky]

Lucas wrote: "Macky wrote: "...I did say you were an oracle... "

I knew you were going to say that."

Duh! * head drops on surface - thud*

[Kim]

Danni wrote: "I'm really, really annoyed that lots of people are getting described as MILFs, when I'm often described as an M, but no-one ever seems to want to add on the ILF bit :( I'm also annoyed that there ..."

MILF makes me think of Stifler's Mom. Er ... dammit.

[Danni]

Kim, I'm annoyed to see that you are ill. Not for your sake obviously, but because I'm now worried it's something catching, and you may have inadvertently passed it on the other night ;)

[Kim]

Danni wrote: "Kim, I'm annoyed to see that you are ill. Not for your sake obviously, but because I'm now worried it's something catching, and you may have inadvertently passed it on the other night ;)"

Hmm... It pains me to say it, but yes, I would say it's in your best interest to keep a safe distance from your husband for a while. *snort*