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[Tj]

I'm still miffed at Helle's last doctor but so happy she is getting the right care now!

[[deleted user]]

Helle wrote: "I feel safe at last and really feel that the doctor will listen to me, he tells about my symptoms and says it is common and this is common. Thorough in his stuff and should see his record and I am sure that everything is in the conversation and study new MRI and meeting in a month."

I am irittabated and grummuxed by this WONDERFUL news. Helle I cannot believe it! This is such good news! To have you say "I feel safe at last and really feel the doctor will listen to me" is the best message I've seen here since the Complaint Department began. I'll keep praying all will continue to go well for you now!.

Really BIG happy hugs!

[Goesta]

I am equally elated grumpy that Helle's new doctor inspires her confidence and is listening to her. Honey, that's such marvellous news smelly old cheese!

More big hugs!

[Lori S.]

Helle's news is quite thrilling unfortunately and I am happy the doctor seemed really upset about she was treated by the other so called "doctor." Here's to you getting better Helle!

[Macky]

I'm so annoyed at myself because I had to post this for Helle on the complaints page and it should say doing the unhappy dance to comply with rule one but I'm going to be very naughty so here it is..... For our lovely Helle!

[Anil]

I'm complaining that my vocabulary lacks of the word to describe my happiness for Helle! Yay for the new doctor. Hopefully everything will get better from now on.

[Goesta]

I'm also deeply disturbed by the news from the UK. What a royal plug-over. I hope zillions of people cram up the legal system for years about this and governments topple.

[Tj]

I'm only miffed it has taken so long for someone to step up.

http://news.yahoo.com/nbas-jason-coll...

[Goesta]

"sports' elevated place in society"? Puh-lease.

[Macky]

I'm aggrieved to say that as great as it is to hear that more and more sports players are coming out to society and their fans it still beggars belief that it should even be an issue, but then again that statement covers my views on the question of people being gay, full stop. What's the problem? Makes me ashamed to be straight!!

[justanya]

@ Lucas + TJ
I will take your advice and try to be more vocal without allowing my fear to cripple me into silence. Lucas, I'm so happy I can't reach across the miles between us to give you a heart felt hug. Bet you're dreading July!
@ Monique
I'm not amused that my first name led you to think I'm Russian ( though I'm named for my maternal great grandmother who is) <3. Bless your heart sweets. I'm a transplanted Jamaican currently residing in the United States with my loving Puerto Rican husband.
@Helle
don't get well soon! Never trust your instincts when it comes to your health. C's and D's still earn degrees. Your first doctor is a certified genius!

* psssst!* Did I just break the rules?

[Laura]

I would like to complain about my inability to teleport to the other side of the country, instantly and freely, to offer my support and love to a friend who really needs it.

[Danni]

I wish to grumble that Helle has had such wonderful news and l can't get onto the onion heads smilie site to give her a cute little happy onion to celebrate :-(

[Gabbo]

The Onion people are not working because May 1st is next Wednesday and thus they observed it today. So they'll be back tomorrow.

@Anil, I think most of us have had fun with Mario Palm and his five hunky brothers. That being said, I think you deserve a rightful home within the wonderful characters that had emerged from this primordial complaining goo. If Macky Grimm doesn't take the lead and will and t(h)rust me, I'm a big fan of hirsute bits, so I'll do them not just justice but wonderful braids.

[Macky]

Gabbo wrote: "The Onion people are not working because May 1st is next Wednesday and thus they observed it today. So they'll be back tomorrow.

@Anil, I think most of us have had fun with Mario Palm and his five..."

I'm grouching because Mr Pornandez is filling my head with thoughts of Spermherezade and his 10 ( no way am I even contemplating 1001) Arabian "round about 10 30 pm" stories. Anil you may end up being Anil Badboy baba in a rousing tale of horny thieves and lots of humpy camels. Blame Gabbo!

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Anya wrote: "* psssst!* Did I just break the rules? "

My friend Anya,

CONGRATULATIONS Harrumph about you breaking your silence.

The only way you could break the rules is by not posting more messages. You are among friends who don't care what you say as long as they can continue to hear your voice.

It is in the Complaint Department where can always be certain you are appreciated by your sweet bitchy fellow members who are glad that you decided not to let your fear cripple you into silence.

With a great a big happy hug—Lucas

[Gabbo]

I raise a triple purple stink because I and only I can be the official braider of the Hirsute Caliphate: Pornhar the Ambidextrous.

And I'm not talking about camels here.

[Macky]

Gabbo wrote: "I raise a triple purple stink because I and only I can be the official braider of the Hirsute Caliphate: Pornhar the Ambidextrous.

And I'm not talking about camels here."

Toss you for it....don't even go there!!! A big camel ' harrrrrumph!!

[Anil]

I am appalled that I am too lazy. I need to be efficient tomorrow.

Gabbo, I t(h)rust you that you will do the justice if not more than that.

[Gabbo]

Lucas wrote: "Gabbo wrote: "And have to add a pervvy complaint because what I liked most about Boyd's pics was the phone cover..."

Gabbo's in trouble now. Just wait until Boyd hears that instead of his perfect ..."

It's well-known among the complaining peers that I'm not into young looking people, so I'm officially throwing the hissy fit from Hell and adjoining locations because as much as I appreciate the beauty of Boyd external bits, I think his internal beauty would take him a lot further if he knows how to play his cards in this beauty-obsessed world. So, yeah grow the muscles but keep honing your sharp wit too.

[Danni]

Anil wrote: " I think I should be a character in a book titled forever Mister Palmerandfivebrotherers. :-))"

Thanks Anil, that really made me laugh - I mean frown hysterically :(

I wish to register my displeasure at the onion heads taking a day of rest, if that is what you are implying Gabbo?

I wish to complain that Anya is afraid to post in case she says the wrong thing because that just makes the rest of us (who say the wrong thing all the time and don't even realise) look bad. Saying the wrong thing is positively embraced in this group, Anya.

I wish to mumble obscenities at myself for being so rude as to not even mention the beautiful banner Lucas has provided for the group. Shame on me :(

I wish to grumble about Roger's poo pooey news about copyright because it sounds downright ridiculous and unfair.

I also wish to complain that I haven't caught up on Goesta's story thread yet, and to confess that I'm a bit scared to because it's kinda intellectual and like well proper writing and everyfink so it makes me feel like a ficko when I read it.

I also wish to complain heartily that I have to spend lots of time tomorrow writing a gratuitous sex scene for LHNB. Ugh, I'm so not looking forward to that.

[Kim]

Danni wrote: "I also wish to complain heartily that I have to spend lots of time tomorrow writing a gratuitous sex scene for LHNB. Ugh, I'm so not looking forward to that.
"

Though it will be a great sacrifice, I will suffer through the beta-read of this gratuitous sex scene. *sigh* The things I do for you, Danni.

[Macky]

I'd like to grouch and whine because Anya did a perfect complaint that puts us all to shame. It was awesome terrible and deserves complaining about. I'd like to add another complaint about Danni's gratuitous sex scene....I would definitely not read it for her to let her know if its smutty enough! .

[Goesta]

On Danni's note I must gripe that:

1. Scenes of passionate physical intimacy are, for me in any case, frail thing that I am, incredibly hard. They take me all day, and I must pause more often from sheer... tension than my protagonists. At the end, I feel exhausted and depressed. PCT?

2. My "normal" writing is far from intellectual, though I do try to follow essential rules of grammar, except in dialogue. There are one or two amusing, I hope, and quite easy guessing games on offer. And I have been complimented by members of this group whose first language is not English. Having enjoyed Danni's lucidly pearlescent prose, I fear there is no excuse for her not to be up to speed on the exploits of Lucian and his pals. There will be a test.

[Danni]

Kim wrote: "Though it will be a great sacrifice, I will suffer through the beta-read of this gratuitous sex scene. *sigh* The things I do for you, Danni. "

I know, right? I really begrudge you appreciate your sacrifice.

I also begrudge the fact that I may have to spend a lot of time tomorrow (and tonight) 'getting into the zone' by researching gratuitous sex scenes online, to make sure I get it right - this authorly life is a hard one (and if I was a bloke, I would mean that literally.)

[Goesta]

I am perturbed to have to admit to ignorance of any sort: what is gratuitous sex?

[Macky]

I must Complain that Goestas tests are hard and my head hurts trying to solve his cryptic clues that are tres clever! But I did guess one right. Yaay!!!

[Anil]

I am miffed that it is 1 a.m. here. Yet I can't sleep because it is 17 Celsius degree (62.6 F). I want to go back to UK soon!

[Danni]

Goesta wrote: "I am perturbed to have to admit to ignorance of any sort: what is gratuitous sex?"

I am PO'd that I don't even really know what 'gratuitous sex' is, but it sounds kinda dirty so I'm going with it.

Oh, I just looked it up and it means 'uncalled for' - huh? An uncalled for sex scene - isn't that an oxymoron?

I'm also incredibly peeved that not only do I have to write a gratuitous sex scene tomorrow I'm also going to have to pass Goesta's exam. And I don't have an exploding onion head emoticon to show how this makes me feel!

[Goesta]

I am miffed that as far as I'm concerned Danni has just passed with flying colours. Uncalled for is indeed the right wrong answer, and a very good example of a moronic oxen.

I'll have to think of something harder. Maybe she'll help and let me read her scene. ;)

[Goesta]

I am ungruntled that Mack's celibate young love exposes the depth of my jaded depravity. Instead of celebrating the sweet devotion of these two, I found myself miffed. You're seventeen, I heard myself mewl, get it on already. I am self-administering punitive flagellations as I type with one hand.

[Macky]

Goesta wrote: "I am ungruntled that Mack's celibate young love exposes the depth of my jaded depravity. Instead of celebrating the sweet devotion of these two, I found myself miffed. You're seventeen, I heard mys..."

Its putting me in a state of funk that Goestas declaration of flagellation and one handed typing is giving me visions that I'm not sure are in keeping with the innocent love of my sweet boys! ;) I'm winking annoyingly!

[Goesta]

I grudgingly admit that one-handed typing may have something to do with why aforementioned scenes take so long to write. G'night all.

[Tj]

I'm miffed at my daughter. She is making me keep a secret from my hubby. She got a tattoo! Her Daddy would flip:(

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Danni wrote: "I wish to mumble obscenities at myself for being so rude as to not even mention the beautiful banner Lucas has provided for the group. Shame on me :("

Reluctantly I must accept your compliment. Thank you Danni because no one else even mentioned it let alone said they liked it. I'm glad you think its nice. I'm pretty sure everyone else thinks it's ugly that's why they have ignored the new banner. I like the color scheme with the browns, tans, off white, red and black.

Hugs and hearts, Lucas

[Lori S.]

Lucas, I must complain that I admired the new banner and then promptly fell asleep! Erm, sorry? Any road, I think it's cool and snazzy.

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Thank you All from the complain department for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 hugs and smooches :-)

I was so tired yesterday, so today I say my Thank you to All in the complain department.

First Night without nightmares and stress, tired today but that is a normal reaction to 2 1/2 years of fighting and doctors that not hear what you say to them. I can finally relax and enjoy life again, I love that to feel I am in good hands and safe with the new doctor.

I will read in my book today, make some updates and just relax, sleep and enjoy life again.

The blockade with binyrebarkhormon have help on my pain in my shoulder, is now waiting to get a letter with meeting to MR scanning of my back, I know there is there are major changes in the spine and they can look at the scan, hope it makes them want to give me biological medicine when the time come *fingers crossed* but he is a good doctor and really want to help me.

[Aves]

Tj wrote: "I'm miffed at my daughter. She is making me keep a secret from my hubby. She got a tattoo! Her Daddy would flip:("

Tut, tut. I hope it’s not something she’ll regret years later. Tattoos are for life.

I’ve never been impressed by tattoos on modern-day westerners, but my views are coloured by growing up around indigenous cultures that used tattoos as a mark of tribal identity or clan affiliation. When young, modern, western people do it, it seems to me that they’re doing it out of vanity or boredom (“Like, wouldn’t it be so cooool to get a tattoo?!?!?”)

Seem like trivial reasons for what amounts to defacing the only body you’ll ever have. And I don’t for even one moment, buy the idea of the body as a canvas for art.

[Danni]

Lucas wrote: "Danni wrote: "I wish to mumble obscenities at myself for being so rude as to not even mention the beautiful banner Lucas has provided for the group. Shame on me :("

Reluctantly I must accept your ..."

I wish to complain (and point the finger of blame at other Complaints Dept members (except Lori) therefore making myself out to be lovelier than I really am by reason of comparison) that you haven't received loads of compliments on your beautiful banner. I very much admire the vintage chic look that you have gone for and think it complements the group rather perfectly.

On a vintage chic note, I also wish to complain that not one family member of mine seems to appreciate that a lamp in the shape of an owl would enhance our lives considerably and that they have all poo pooed my idea of getting one. I may have to go out and buy it today just to show them who's boss.

Now, I have a very grave complaint to make about the entire British education system for making kids do exams, thus spoiling my days off by making me go into school and help out with said exams. A lesser part of this complaint (because it doesn't affect me directly lol,) but still a serious one IMO is that little kids should not be spending their time doing exams but should in fact be frolicking around having fun and picking scabs off their knees.

TJ, I'm miffed for you :(

[Macky]

I have to begrudgingly write an apology to our glorious not so dumb jock who has obviously worked his lush tush off designing and presenting a wonderous banner for our illustrious group of whingers and whiners. The colour scheme is a vision to behold and shame on us ( except Danni....whose a suck up!! ) or not commenting on this magnificent, marvellous, like totally awesome, artistic accomplishment. The problem is we all own it now and can sell it to the highest bidder... In fact I'm thinking of offering it to the Tate gallery for a price of at least 30 million, and I'm sure that they will be pleased to put it on the wall next to one of their Picasso's as it will surely only enhance the works of any master!!!

Tj I'm aggrieved for you but unfortunately tattoos are the thing now and everyone's joining the bandwagon.. Personally I think there's going to be a lot of girls regretting their actions they get to a 'certain' age.

Danni... That lamp sounds awesome awful.... Get it!!

Helle.. Still really happy annoyed that you're feeling a lot better about things and this new doctor sounds great. Fingers crossed that nothing spoils it. I'm thrilled miffed you had a much better nights sleep.

Aves.. How aggrivating that you popped in to complain. We've really not missed you at all!!

[Macky]

I'm just adding another complaint in support of Danni's owl lamp... How could anybody not want something as gorgeous, colourful and frankly as inspiring because of its homage to nature, as this :



Its a must have and every home should have one!

[[deleted user]]

Lucas your banner is beautiful and remind me of the old days when you could see that everywhere, but now is only in the museum you can see it, well in Denmark it's like that.

Tj I think the young ones need to think about where they want the tattoos and how many. I have one tattoo on my back and that is the only one I wish to have, the tattoo remind me of the bird Phoenix and I would never regret that I have this. My father say one tattoo to me and only one, and that I really should think about where I want it on my body, so that when I decided to do it it was something that I have been thinking about many years before I decided it.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

It agonises me to admit I like the owls although I have to say the first owl looks cute, innocent and cuddly but the second owl looks like the rather sinister owl in the
Tale of Squirrel Nutkin.

[Danni]

Ijeoma wrote: "It agonises me to admit I like the owls although I have to say the first owl looks cute, innocent and cuddly but the second owl looks like the rather sinister owl in the
Tale of Squirrel Nutkin. [..."

I regret to admit that this only makes me more determined to introduce this work of sinister beauty into our home, but have to congratulate you Ijeoma on bringing the sinisterness of it to my attention because this little nugget of information may help sway my daughter's judgement in my favour as she has a love of all things sinister (yes, if it was a zombie lamp, I am pretty sure she would already have pestered me to buy it.)

[Macky]

I'm bejiggered that Danni has managed the amazing task of melding a bird and a fruit in her choice of lamp.... Its fabulous sorry, I know this is a complaints thread but No! I say No! I won't find negatives about such a piece of sheer owl/pineapple genius. My word the person who crafted that must have a mind that transcends imagination..... Or they were smoking wacky baccy with a hint of fruitiness... Whatever, its magnificent and because of her owl pineapple lamp that has made me feel at one with Mother Nature, I'm forgiving her for being a suck up and applauding her fantasmagorical taste in furnishings!

[Goesta]

I am bebaffled to remark that, like someone else mentioned, I repeatedly passed out upon encountering the sheer spectacularity of LL's vaguely Warholesque (oddly reminds me of the electric chair rather than the Marylins), magnificent effort. Must be the magical non-colour of the passepartout that caused this instinctive reflex.

Perhaps we may be forgiven for our belated responses, since as members in good standing we rarely pass by that way any more. I'm more a shortcut-through-the-service-gate kinda guy.

[Goesta]

I am sadly overwhelmed that fruity birds are a subject too vast for contemplation.

[Macky]

Gosh darn it! Goesta has once again shown his superior knowledge of high end art and out posted us again!! Harrumph and boo hiss because his pictures of fruity birds are amazingballs........

[Lori S.]

Danni wrote: "I wish to complain that Macky noticed that I'm a total suck up :(

I also wish to complain that I can't complain about Macky any more than that because she is supporting my campaign to allow an owl..."

I must admit to a soft spot for both owls and pineapples and am quite jealous that Danni found such a wondrous combination in one piece of artwork. Now I want one!

[Goesta]

Just showing off my googly bits. Something that, I jealously mutter, LL is much better at, when it comes to edible surprises.