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[[deleted user]]

Macky wrote: "Unfortunately I need to vent and whinge. Im feeling dscombobulated, lethargic and unable to whip up the energy or urge to do anything. I'm even finding it hard to make my way to my 747 Lust In The..."

So sorry to hear you feel dscombobulated(?!?) and take the time with your chapters, it does not need to be everyday for new updates, I wish I could hold when you cry and give you a lot of hugs and smooches xxx <3

dscombobulated that word is the first time I have seen that, I do not think I could remember to write that right or even write it if I want to, what a challange with words sometimes *grrr*

[Macky]

Helle wrote: "Macky wrote: "Unfortunately I need to vent and whinge. Im feeling dscombobulated, lethargic and unable to whip up the energy or urge to do anything. I'm even finding it hard to make my way to my 7..."

Thanks Helle. Your hugs and smooches would be lovely and you've just made me feel better by making me laugh about ' discombobulated' ... It means confused and disconcerted which is me most days anyway! Lol. Bless you sweetie. Hugs right backatcha in a very complaint way of course. <3 xxx

[[deleted user]]

I am happy that I could get to laugh :-) xxx <3 more hugs to you and smooches Macky

discombobulated sorry to hear that you feel confused and disconcerted most days :-(

discombobulated I hate that word, I need to copy that word everytime, how in the H*** can you write that word right and even say it, just to try to say it in my mind is difficult *grrr* another word that makes things difficult, and who the f*** did find that word anyway, YES I am complaining about that word :-(

[[deleted user]]

Macky wrote: "...hate feeling like this, I don't normally like bringing it up and I'm hoping it'll pass soon... "

If you don't start feeling better soon I'm going to have to shut down the complaint department because we can't live without your sassing us (and taking care of us.)

L♡VE—Lucas

[Gabbo]

I have to kick up a fuss about hotties destroying their ear (loves) lobes. What are they thinking? Surely not taking into consideration that they might look like Jar Jar Bings in 10 years.





Of Course, I wouldn't mind giving skinny a snicker. Or two.

[Lori S.]

Macky wrote: "( Grumpy) Haha! Thanks guys. This really isn't something I normally do... I'm not normally a moaner but I just feel kind of disconnected ... You know?
I might just ' NOT' go to the place that Mr ..."

Sigh, thanks Macky. :o) It's just the blahs I think.

[Kendra]

I am peeved that it seems like everyone needs a hug today. Feels like the weather here (raining and thunderstorms for the last week) is making everything seem blah.

[[deleted user]]

Helle wrote: "Ihate that word, I need to copy that word everytime, how in the H*** can you write that word right and even say it, just to try to say it in my mind is difficult *grrr* another word that makes things difficult, and who the f***"

Helle,

I cannot believe you used such language! Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine you would say something so outrageous as to use that naughty word: "grr". How dare you say grr and disrupt the high standards of this group with this unbecoming behavior.
:-D
<-laughing->

Having you say "grr" makes me all discombobulated.
<-grin->

BIG HUGS—Lucas :-)

[Lori S.]

Gabbo wrote: "I have to kick up a fuss about hotties destroying their ear (loves) lobes. What are they thinking? Surely not taking into consideration that they might look like Jar Jar Bings in 10 years.

... Of Co..."

I must add my own fussing about this. Ruining your earlobes for fashion really puzzles me - why on Earth would you want your earlobes hanging down to your shoulders when you're 50+? Once that skin is stretched it ain't goin' back folks.

[Goesta]

As you may have gathered, I too am feeling uninspired and at loose ends; I think it is what we call "Frühjahrsmüdigkeit," that tired lassitude of early spring, which hopefully shall give way to rampant horniness fecundity in a couple of weeks. I've been trying to get back to my novel, and rereading the hot (but exciting) mess of the first few chapters, am distraughtly wondering how I could possibly write like that ever again, to do the characters and ideas justice. Perhaps our muses are all taking a vacation together, on a cruise somewhere, sipping Daiquiris and by night, cabin boys.

[Gabbo]

Yep, I also throw a spectacular hissy fit, y'all --for tattoos on the back of your hand, knuckles and neck. Are they never going to have a decent job?

I mean, I got tattoos, but one is only visible when I wear short sleeves, the other you need to undress me to find it. Let's keep a little mystery, right?

I'm not against body art, but there are certain decisions where you need to have age and wisdom not to regret them in the long run.

[Goesta]

@gabbo: this is also a trend around here, some of them large enough to hold two, um, erect, you know. Just the dangers of getting stuck make me queasy.

[Goesta]

@helle: I'm sorry I started discombobulating everyone. I love the word, it's so evocative of some kind of loose movement of marbles or something.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I am annoyed that I haven't had time to keep up with all the posts on this thread over the past two days. Love to Macky and Helle especially and to any one else feeling down or dispirited in any any way xxx

[[deleted user]]

Lucas wrote: "Helle wrote: "Ihate that word, I need to copy that word everytime, how in the H*** can you write that word right and even say it, just to try to say it in my mind is difficult *grrr* another word t..."

And I was worried about the other words LOL then it was this word and now you use that "discombobulated" word too that I hate, I try not to use bad words, but it seem "discombobulated" got me confused?!? So yes now you know I can use that kind of words LOL I promise to think about not to use that next time I am "discombobulated"

Hugs back

[Gabbo]

Goesta wrote: "@gabbo: this is also a trend around here, some of them large enough to hold two, um, erect, you know. Just the dangers of getting stuck make me queasy."

I got you Goesta, darling. In my feverish wet dreams nightmares I see myself hooking my fingers in those loops and using them as reins while such ponies galloped under my expert hand. But then again, I have to think about the little colts' futures where those sagging appendages will be detriment to their otherwise beautiful manes.

[Gabbo]

My annoyance is purple and blistering because instead of we all singing, "Love is in the air, la la la la la la."

We are singing, "Frühjahrsmüdigkeit is in the air, and we're tired and bored and whiny, la la la la la la la."

And that if we feel like singing at all.

Down with the tyranny of Frühjahrsmüdigkeit!

[[deleted user]]

Helle wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Helle wrote: "Ihate that word, I need to copy that word everytime, how in the H*** can you write that word right and even say it, just to try to say it in my mind is difficult *grrr* ..."


GRRR!!

[[deleted user]]

Goesta wrote: "@helle: I'm sorry I started discombobulating everyone. I love the word, it's so evocative of some kind of loose movement of marbles or something."

That is ok, I think now that I have read that word 8 times?!? I think I seem to get use to it, but to write it right I am not sure I can do that, but I can copy that word :-) but I love the way you have with words Goesta, you really get me a challange to find out about the words you write and I do not hate you for that, I was confused by it and I hate myself when I am confused, english is not my mother language and see others understand this language and use it that way is amazing (mother language or not)

[[deleted user]]

Lucas wrote: "Helle wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Helle wrote: "Ihate that word, I need to copy that word everytime, how in the H*** can you write that word right and even say it, just to try to say it in my mind is dif..."

Lucas are you trying to discombobulating me LOL :-)

Hehehe nice to know I surprise you in that, is everyone thinking I am the nice girl next door, with no tattooes or no ears pierced?!? Just a Questions?!? Because Lucas seem so surprised that I use that word.

[Macky]

How annoying that Im beginning to feel better just by reading these posts! I'm so PO'd because dammit I was hoping to milk it a bit longer but unfortunately on this group its impossible to stay "Frühjahrsmüdigkeit" and discombobulated ( grrrrrrrrrrr Helle!!) How dare you all make me smile and feel all gooey. Suddenly for some strange reason Ive got a mad urge to go and find someone with big holey ears, have a swing and then push inappropriate things through them!
I feel a trip in the skies of porn love on the horizon...

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Yay go Macky!!! Duty fwee

[Jerry]

Hi all, sorry to not have been around lately, too much work both at work and then entertaining for work after work.
My complaint today is that I don't live in New Zealand. I hope this link works for all of you, and be sure to have tissues handy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/...

[Fangtasia]

I hereby state my most deeply felt grievance that both Goesta and Gabbo keep mentioning and critiquing films and people which may be of extreme value for *ahem* research in the art of writing M/M Romance, yet they provide no links or directions to where an interested party (read: I) could find some examples of the aforementioned material.

It would also be appropriate at this time to mention my discomfiture at finding myself writing, and sometimes even speaking, in words and tone similar to what is customary from our dearest Goesta. Never the same, of course, because he is unique beyond what any other mortal might achieve. But it is making me question myself pretty often.

Since when am I that erudite in Shakespeare's tongue? English is not even my native language!

[Lori S.]

Jerry wrote: "Hi all, sorry to not have been around lately, too much work both at work and then entertaining for work after work.
My complaint today is that I don't live in New Zealand. I hope this link works fo..."

Yes, I saw it yesterday on the US site. Too cool for words!

[Danni]

Well, I'm incredibly annoyed that I have about a million things to complain about from this thread alone, BUT first of all I see that Macky needs some cheering up (even if she has cheered up a bit anyway) so I have had a word with Dan, and as we speak he is frantically rollerskating down the aisle, with his enormous (for his frame) magic wand in hand, which bestows twinkgasms upon all who encounter it. Oh yes, the lurve and good wishes positively spray uncontrollably out of said enormous wand, and guess who's in the firing line? Yep, Macky has just had a gazillion rainbow twinkgasms sprayed all over her which is a well known cure for any fed-up-ness (I have it on medical authority that in certain parts of Eastern Europe you can even get rainbow twinkgasms on prescription for all manner of ailments.) Anyway, Macky lovey, I hope that you feel the benefits (and if you don't Dan may have to spray some more - poor lad will be positively exhausted.)

Other annoyances are:

TJ, your son is a very handsome young man, and you have the most adorable little grandkid (yeah, sorry that's not really an annoyance.)

Kendra - I'm annoyed about your sink too and hope that you find a suitable snake to put to good use.

Goesta - I am incredibly upset that you have broken my heart, although I am equally annoyed to have to agree with you about Mr Duroy's insistence that all his boys look the same. I have noticed a big change in the beautiful KW's appearance over the years (well months maybe) and not for the better. While in most circumstances I am quite happy to see KW pumped full of most things, unfortunately steroids is not one of them. Btw, neck tattoos IMO are not great although of course when sported by KW are perfectly acceptable and pretty damn lickable.

[Kendra]

Jerry wrote: "Hi all, sorry to not have been around lately, too much work both at work and then entertaining for work after work.
My complaint today is that I don't live in New Zealand. I hope this link works fo..."

All the dang videos of people singing keep making me cry and it is getting really annoying! Yesterday I watched the video of the crowd singing the National Anthem at the Bruins vs. Sabres game in Boston on Tuesday night way too many times. That crowd was outstanding. The link is below if you haven't seen it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04...

[Macky]

Jerry wrote: "Hi all, sorry to not have been around lately, too much work both at work and then entertaining for work after work.
My complaint today is that I don't live in New Zealand. I hope this link works fo..."

Cant think of anything to complain about watching that and it just made me cry... but in a good way. :)

@ Danni... So that's why about 10 minutes ago I suddenly felt all tingly in bodily regions that wont be named because they would make all the guys on here want to up chuck due to the fact that they don't have dangly bits or spherical accoutrements.
Anyway back to Dan and his medicinal Twinkgasms which were very effective in twinkling my fancy... I'm now sat back in the chair, very relaxed and smoking a well deserved ciggy! I gave up 3 years ago but WOOF! That was twinkgasmagirical. What that roller skating cupcake of twinkiness can do with that wand of his is second to non. Did you say he was on prescription?

[Danni]

Macky wrote: "Anyway back to Dan and his medicinal Twinkgasms which were very effective in twinkling my fancy... I'm now sat back in the chair, very relaxed and smoking a well deserved ciggy! I gave up 3 years ago but WOOF! That was twinkgasmagirical. What that roller skating cupcake of twinkiness can do with that wand of his is second to non. Did you say he was on prescription?"

Yes, he most certainly is on prescription, in fact it is imperative that you take this medicine regularly for it to have its desired effect. I hope you didn't get too messy, the way the magic squirts out of his wand can get a bit out of control, especially when he gets all a-quiver with the sheer responsibility involved in having this magical cure-all clasped tightly in his hands.

[Goesta]

Fangtasia wrote: "I hereby state my most deeply felt grievance that both Goesta and Gabbo keep mentioning and critiquing films and people which may be of extreme value for *ahem* research in the art of writing M/M R..."

It is with grievous aggravation that I must, as a member in wobbly standing of the compliant department, refrain from offering such linkages as you desire, though you may find them out there in the real world if you google these directors. I was specifically referencing two classic works, which I think in the original are called Le voyage à Vénise and Le Coursier. One of them has gondolas, and a better story, the other a moped, and a rather hot (to my twinkish tastes) protagonist or three. I'll post other titles as I remember them and what they involve. There's one about a reform school, and another playing in Morocco, that are quite engaging.

Who is this Dan?? It sounds like I could use a dose.

[Danni]

Goesta wrote: "There's one about a reform school, and another playing in Morocco, that are quite engaging.

Who is this Dan?? It sounds like I could use a dose. "

A reform school??? Oh my!!!

Who is Dan? Really? Lovable and heroic twinkattendant brought forth from the depths of Macky's sordid imagination - there is even visual accompaniment in the form of his twin brother on Mistress Macky's thread.

Splurrrrtttt!!! - despite the small matter of breaking my heart Goesta, I have still allowed Dan to spray you with copious twinkgasms because I'm nice like that.

[Danni]

Grumble, grumble, moan, moan (not in a good way) - have just looked up Le Voyage a Venise (without the accents, that was too difficult) and all I got was suggestions for holidays, and a youtube clip of Richard Clayderman playing the piano :(

[Laura]

I am irritated that our politicians can't be this insightful and funny!

http://youtu.be/gl8oKO7BAuU

[Fangtasia]

Danni wrote: "Grumble, grumble, moan, moan (not in a good way) - have just looked up Le Voyage a Venise (without the accents, that was too difficult) and all I got was suggestions for holidays, and a youtube cli..."

I gotta wait to get home to look it up. Not exactly something I can do at work. O_o

[Goesta]

Danni wrote: "Grumble, grumble, moan, moan (not in a good way) - have just looked up Le Voyage a Venise (without the accents, that was too difficult) and all I got was suggestions for holidays, and a youtube cli..."

Ok try Cadinot, he has a web site. The newer ones are rather crappily shot on video, but the older ones are, if dated and, compared to current tastes, a bit scungy, at least entertaining. More my thing than William Higgins ("Wim Hof"), the American grand master of yore. Who incidentally also did a film called "The Boys of Venice", though referencing a different geographic locale. I do remember coming out to the sights and sounds of "The Young & the Hung" & "Sailor in the Wild". Ah, youth. Such missed opportunities. Something to complain about, I'm sure.

[Goesta]

I deeply regret that due to the the week-long visit of my dear mom, who by the way is so chuffed and proud that I have decided to be, among all my other half-baked talents, an author (I let her see the cover, which she likes, but both of us tacitly agreed that she would not read the story...), I have been unable to catch up with Macky's saga, which I shall definitely be doing shortly.

I am also sorry to report that my scouring of old memory banks has accidentally thrown that switch activating my tendencies toward the camp and bizarre again, so that I feel forced to lead inquiring cinephile minds yet further afield, with mention of "Pink Narcissus" and Fellini's "Satyricon". The latter, I now realize, could easily be classified as an M/M fantasy. I hesitate to mention them in the same breath. The latter is a surreal masterpiece. Encolpio, Ascilto and Gitone will always be part of my being. That someone as grandly hetero as Fellini came up with this still stuns me today.

[Tj]

I'm miffed that today, when the in-laws are off dropping off my sister-in-law, I'm still down:( I'm better though which will make tomorrow's trip to my doctor easier.

[Macky]

Goesta wrote: "I deeply regret that due to the the week-long visit of my dear mom, who by the way is so chuffed and proud that I have decided to be, among all my other half-baked talents, an author (I let her see..."

Its annoyingly awesome that only the amazing force that is Goesta could take a conversation that starts with the search for basic smut, and turn it smoothly into an artistic journey into the art of Fellini. No wonder his mum is insanely proud of him... Just don't let her inside that book* cough* !

@ TJ... Having had a bit of a ' cwappy' day myself hun, I totally sympathise, thank god for being able to vent on here. Hope the doctors visit goes well and you get some sort of relief. I know how bad Fibromyalgia is and I don't think people in general realise how painful and draining it is, especially when you have to still fit a life around it, not easy. So comforting hugs and smooches coming your way and take care love! Oh and your son is a real good looking lad.... Take after his mum does he? Lol. X

[Jake]

Im mad that i can never find a right muse for my art

[Jerry]

Goesta wrote: "I deeply regret that due to the the week-long visit of my dear mom, who by the way is so chuffed and proud that I have decided to be, among all my other half-baked talents, an author (I let her see..."Fellini's "Satyricon".
OMG, I remember seeing this movie and kind of floundering about it was soooo surreal. I complain that you have inadvertently made me feel my age!
And to add a movie that fits with the local, you all should see for the beauty of EVERY SINGLE FRAME, Death in Venice and Tadzio, was there ever a fairer twink, I mean creature.

[Jerry]

Speaking of smut, we just rented the Karate classic "Below the Belt", by Bijou and staring the incredibly hung Chad Douglas. And I heartily complain that the music trac (it is from 1985 and therfore pre-condom) is so irritating that we almost sent it back immediately. But we are still reviewing it for historical research. Chad is the Karate Master and there are numerous twinks that he "teaches". You can see stills from this all over Tumblr.

[Fangtasia]

Wow. I'm gonna have my research work cut out for me this weekend. Gotta go look at all these movies and guys Goesta and Jerry are recommending.

It is research, okay?

[Kendra]

I regret to do this but I feel that I must. I ran across an article about a woman being fired from her Catholic school teacher position after 19 years when they found out she was a lesbian. There was a petition attached to it that I am attempting to sign but it keeps giving me an http 404 error message. While trying to do that I also found another petition that I signed regarding the Catholic Church and Cardinal Dolan in NY. I have placed the links below.

Lucas, if you would like this somewhere else, please let me know.

http://www.change.org/petitions/cardi...

http://www.change.org/petitions/dioce...

I did place this in the M/M group Politics and Activism thread but, unfortunately, that thread isn't nearly as lively and awesome as this one.

Edit: Success! I switched from my computer to my phone and was finally able to sign the teacher petition :-). Oh, I mean, obviously my computer sucks.

[Jerry]

I so regret that I did not have the same problem of "http 404" with these petitions and have signed both.

[Jerry]

I also want to complain that our dishwasher stopped working mid-cycle. I stayed home to meet the repairman who was scheduled to be there between 9:00 and 12:00. I got a call at 12:10 telling me he would be there at 12:30. S of course he arrived at 12:45. Fortunately he diagnosed the problem and fixed it in 40 minutes, making me only HOURS and HOURS late for work. Fortunately I was able to do calls and email on my iPad.

[Kendra]

Jerry wrote: "I also want to complain that our dishwasher stopped working mid-cycle. I stayed home to meet the repairman who was scheduled to be there between 9:00 and 12:00. I got a call at 12:10 telling me he ..."

And to top it all off, he probably wasn't even good eye candy was he? Maybe they forgot to "spring forward" an hour so they thought they were still within their window :-)

[Jerry]

Overweight, mumbler, short, but efficient once he got there. Not eye candy in anyway shape or fashion.

[Roger]

I'm utterly guttersniped to discover that Oli and I won the BEST ROMANCE/EROTIC ROMANCE BOOK award at TLA Gay Gabies for Boys of Two Cities.

Maybe that will hurry up Bruno Gmünder to hand over the 2012 royalties due since December…

http://www.tlavideo.com/gaybies/a-2

[[deleted user]]

I have signed both, and is angry that the church and school can fire them because of their sexuality, should the church not stand for love and compassion?!? It does not seem so when they are so after the homoseksuel. The school should learn to teach the students that it's nothing wrong with be born gay and that it's not a sin, why do they preach the old-fashioned and narrow-minded things in this century where we need to be open and understanding. 

I hate people that use the religion to hurt and say that it's not right, they are the demons/monsters that use religion as a excuse for many things and show their real self. Others use the religion to find peace, hope and support that I think is the right way, because then there is no one that hurt others and the real sin is murder, rape and violence. It's not a sin to be homoseksuel and find love.

[Goesta]

Blanket complaint about having to respond to so many new developments since I went to sleep for too short a time.

@TJ: Only now figured out that you are afflicted with Fibromyalgia; I go on about depression as misunderstood, but this is a physiological ailment that many people don't "get"; I so wish you alleviation. This is from left field, but I wonder whether Rolfing might help, or would make it worse. I had an amazing Rolfer, and found the treatment to be as much a psychological as physical therapy (I did not have FM, just other body issues).

@Jake: Don't I know it. In writing, for the first time, I experienced the characters becoming the muse and clamouring to speak through me. Hoping they're back from their cruise by now, tanned, fit and ready.

@Jerry: Oh hell, too much to say, and you seem to be doing just fine, with Chad's chops and all.

@Fangtasia: Satyricon, Death in Venice and (I add apropos of nothing except movies discovered around the same time in my life that feature interesting, scantily clad men) Pasolini's Arabian Nights are definitely research, though I hope, if not taken too seriously (foreign movies are just movies, too, just watch them with subs not dubbed! Don't remember what the orig. lang. of DiV was, might have been English.) also entertainment. Though DiV is, mostly, lugubrious. And I don't know what's got into Jerry, who considers my Teen Wolf too twinky. Tadzio is jail bait.

@Kendra: Done and done, for all the good it will do to change that decrepit institution (no offense intended to believers, I strictly separate church and faith).

@Roger: Hearty congratulations, though grumbling that now I have even more of a back log, thanks so much...

@Helle: So true, as I wrote in my story, god (of whatever denomination and creed) only has one Word, which has been diluted and misrepresented by people trying to explain it and use it for their own ends for thousands of years. And thus words get abused and broken, usually over others' heads, until their truth is no longer recognized.