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I am a little bit P.O'ed with our sexy jock moderator supposing that we can't have funny dates!!! :-)) Here is some of mine: 1 - I was 20-21 years old and it was the early days of my sexual life including a second party. I started to chat with a guy who looked nice on his photos. How could I know I was so mistaken? We decided to meet and I started my journey which would result one of the greatest shocks of my sexual indulgences. In a week, the guy got a decade older and 100 pounds heavier than his photos! I think you would have needed to scrutinize the photo to point me out if someone had attempted to take a photo of the guy and me engaged in legs-on-air position! The good thing was that he was incontinent. Another good thing was that he paid my trip--I had taken a 4-hour bus trip to meet him--and gave me pocket money.
2 - Being a person who needs 6-7 lessons of life to learn something related to real life, I was tricked by fake photos again. This time, the guy didn't put on weight in a week! By God, not at all. He just got older and transformed from an average looking guy into Quassimodo's great great grandson in a few hours. Sex didn't last long.
3 - Looking for releasing-tension-between-my-groins activity and activity providers online mostly--I am not good at talking to attractive guys in real life because I think they are too good for me--I met this third guy via gaydar. He claimed he was 40, 5'11" (180 cm) and good-looking. I knew he was lying because he had no photos. I decided to meet him to ease (?) my curiosity. He was 4 inches shorter than his claim. He must have been 40, at some point in his life, but not that day or near past. He must have been 40 when the Berlin Wall fell if not earlier! I didn't even take a clothing item off with this guy.
There have been some other funny dates, but these are that popped in my mind after the initial thought process. Now, aren't they funny?
I am at a loss for words for Macky's getting me to not find a complaining phrase! Thank you for the photos. :-)By the way, is it me or has the guy on the right side, the one who hugs, on the first photo put a tent?
Laura wrote: "I would prefer our group hug to look like this:"
Laura that is a good group hug. Thanks
This is a good group hug too but I had to "censor" part of it because of the rule against showing any manliness below the waist.
Laura that is a good group hug. Thanks
This is a good group hug too but I had to "censor" part of it because of the rule against showing any manliness below the waist.
Anil wrote: "By the way, is it me or has the guy on the right side, the one who hugs, on the first photo put a tent? "
Oh oh!!! I know the answer cuz I'm a jock. That's not wood Anil it's plastic. It's called a cup and the player has to wear it because in American football one good tackle and something much more precious than the guy's ego would be completely crushed.
Oh oh!!! I know the answer cuz I'm a jock. That's not wood Anil it's plastic. It's called a cup and the player has to wear it because in American football one good tackle and something much more precious than the guy's ego would be completely crushed.
I am P.O.'ed with myself for showing how illiterate I am when it comes to American Football/Rugby (?) garment! Thanks for correcting my mistake, Lucas.
Rugby is an English sport involving real men and no plastic. Football is an American expression of meaty machismo. This is an implicit complaint about those who don't know the difference. ;)
Sadly, I have never been able to see a Rugby match. Have to say though that the Aussie footie players have them all beat for the mere fact that there are way more studly half (ok, mostly ) nekkid photos of the players than any other sport I've seen so far. @Lucas - I must have been so taken by the new and improved ZE that I didn't ever take notice to his name being Zac. No worries, I'd have a few other names to use for him instead anyway. :D
Goesta, as far as I am concerned, in both sports, men like going over the others. They are not different for me in that sense.:-))
I am saddened to report that I have no time for fun & games (or making of the complaints or posts [take that however you want, since I know you will]) as the semester is in free-fall mode for the next couple of weeks as everything comes crashing to a conclusion, or an end [once again, take that as you may]. So, in that regard I fear I must put the Hadji & Jonny Quest campaign on hiatus for a week or two until I can put this frelling
@Danni - Who the
Wait! This just in - it seems someone (who shall remain nameless) can't make up his (does that give too much away?) mind. Hmmm - I want to complain about people that can't make up their mind. The indecisive are so, well, let's see, what's the word, hmm ... indecisive.
Anyway, I see that Hadji & Jonny Quest are back on top. That makes my day. Let's just hope that those who are indecisive don't ruin the end of my semester by changing their
Is this why everyone wants to categorize everyone as a top or a bottom? Is being versatile just seen as being indecisive? Fascinating.
Anil wrote: "Goesta, as far as I am concerned, in both sports, men like going over the others. They are not different for me in that sense.:-))"Except Rugby, at least the way it was done at my old school in Canada, involved a lot more glorious mud. ;) Which of course was an awful, awful thing! What with getting the little shorts & tees all wet and clingy and dirty... Just horrible!
Rick wrote:Is this why everyone wants to categorize everyone as a top or a bottom? Is being versatile just seen as being indecisive? Fascinating. It implodes planets that people think being versatile is indecision, actually it means that you like the whole package and don't have identity issues. Raining meteors at people who don't use both doors!
Goesta wrote: "Except Rugby, at least the way it was done at my ol..."Are you kidding?!?! I LOVED rugby, AND Aussie rules for the same reasons. Big, handsome, smelly, sweaty, fleshy-palmed, meat hook-handed, granite-thighed boys, tackling me to the ground and flattening me? LOVED IT! I would thrill to the sound of scores of feet thundering towards me, ready to devour me, like velociraptors that hadn't eaten in a million years. My heart would jack-hammer with both mesmerised dread and delicious anticipation at the prospect of being pounded into the ground by these burly, handsome young bucks - like lying back helplessly as I'm about to be overwhelmed by someone prodigiously endowed.
*pushing away from computer, blushing furiously and fanning face to a grip*
Note to moderator: were my references oblique enough to satisfy the innocent sensibilities of our youngest members?
I am miffed a bit that Rick thinks everyone might think versatility is indecisiveness. In fact, as Gabbo has pointed out, it is taking pleasure both giving and receiving penetration. What I disagree with Gabbo is that versatility in sex does not mean having no identity problem, sexually at least. I don't think I have a sexual identity problem as being a bottom-versatile man, which means I love being penetrated more often than penetrating.What bothers me with versatility is that guys misuse the etiquette. Most of the versatile guys I have talked to have turned out to be anally-receptive. Also there have been several guys who have turned out to be top hunters, who call themselves as bottom so as to turn top guys to anally receptive. I have talked to few true versatile guys.
Would I like to be versatile? To be honest, I am not so sure. I think I would like to meet a guy who likes taking charge in anal sex more often, but wouldn't mind lifting his legs up once in a while.
The Wigan Warriors, rugby league club ( guy in the red) ....Town next door to mine. Very famous club! Great contact sport....... He could annoyingly tackle me any day!!
Aves wrote: "Note to moderator: were my references oblique enough to satisfy the innocent sensibilities of our youngest members?"
Note message 2381 where I stated, "We need Aves to drop by and make us all laugh with one of his stories about his dates."
I'm afraid you didn't go far enough when saying, "lying back helplessly as I'm about to be overwhelmed by someone prodigiously endowed." because there was no penetrative insight into the feeling of the actual skewering by the prodigiously endowed athlete. Sadly your one reference to meat referred only to hands.
Well fortunately Anil volunteered to be the designated dater and told us about his most embarrassing hook-ups in your place.
I know I'll regret this remark when my trying to distract you to come save the group results in a deficit of studying and you end up driving a Greyhound Bus instead of piloting your jet load of passengers around in the sexy skies Macky has described with such great accuracy in the behind the scenes action in your ultimate-macho profession.
Note message 2381 where I stated, "We need Aves to drop by and make us all laugh with one of his stories about his dates."
I'm afraid you didn't go far enough when saying, "lying back helplessly as I'm about to be overwhelmed by someone prodigiously endowed." because there was no penetrative insight into the feeling of the actual skewering by the prodigiously endowed athlete. Sadly your one reference to meat referred only to hands.
Well fortunately Anil volunteered to be the designated dater and told us about his most embarrassing hook-ups in your place.
I know I'll regret this remark when my trying to distract you to come save the group results in a deficit of studying and you end up driving a Greyhound Bus instead of piloting your jet load of passengers around in the sexy skies Macky has described with such great accuracy in the behind the scenes action in your ultimate-macho profession.
Great news I Got my SBH to driving for fun and pleasure, so now does my father not to think about to drive me to the anniversary on 11 May, he does not like to drive in City Odense and I understand him in that, I would not like to drive a car there.
In about 14 days I will get a Occupational Therapist out to me in terms of standing chair and electric scooter, hopefully she/he can see that I need this and get it approved.
Now there are about just that the hospital sends a letter about a new appointment with a new doctor and biological medicine, then it would all soon be in place.
Hate all the waiting to be approved for one and the other things, it takes on one's nerves all the time you have to wait and this would indeed be logical to see that I should need the things.
In about 14 days I will get a Occupational Therapist out to me in terms of standing chair and electric scooter, hopefully she/he can see that I need this and get it approved.
Now there are about just that the hospital sends a letter about a new appointment with a new doctor and biological medicine, then it would all soon be in place.
Hate all the waiting to be approved for one and the other things, it takes on one's nerves all the time you have to wait and this would indeed be logical to see that I should need the things.
Helle wrote: "Great news I Got my SBH to driving for fun and pleasure, so now does my father not to think about to drive me to the anniversary on 11 May, he does not like to drive in City Odense and I understand..."I have to remonstrate my delight for Helle because recently some better things seem to be happening , now we just need a fantastic new doctor for her and some miracle medicine. Fingers crossed sweetie and if course a big Macky hug!
Macky wrote: "Helle wrote: "Great news I Got my SBH to driving for fun and pleasure, so now does my father not to think about to drive me to the anniversary on 11 May, he does not like to drive in City Odense an..."
Thank you Macky for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 A big hugs back and smooches :-)
Fingers crossed for a new doctor and some miracle medicin.
Thank you Macky for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 A big hugs back and smooches :-)
Fingers crossed for a new doctor and some miracle medicin.
Well I'm miffed that post 2387 has been defiled! My rear tropical birds were communing, being one with nature, enjoying the ocean view when out of nowhere a huge pink slab of tape groped them. The nerve! I am jealous of that piece of tape. That is all.
Yay for some good news from Helle! So happy to see this and look forward to lots of much more meaningless complaints from you in the future! xoxo
Sorry Lucas, but I'll not use a complaining phrase this time. I'm happy to hear good news by Helle. I'm happy for her. Hopefully she'll get some more good news and she'll start new medication regime.
JustJen wrote: "Yay for some good news from Helle! So happy to see this and look forward to lots of much more meaningless complaints from you in the future! xoxo"
Thank you JustJen for your sweet and kind words that means a lot for me, thank you for your support xxx <3 a big hug and smooches :-)
Thank you JustJen for your sweet and kind words that means a lot for me, thank you for your support xxx <3 a big hug and smooches :-)
Anil wrote: "Sorry Lucas, but I'll not use a complaining phrase this time. I'm happy to hear good news by Helle. I'm happy for her. Hopefully she'll get some more good news and she'll start new medication regime."
Thank you Anil for your sweet and kind words that means a lot for me, thank you for your support xxx <3 a big hug and smooches :-)
Fingers crossed for a new doctor and some miracle medicin and some more good news.
Thank you Anil for your sweet and kind words that means a lot for me, thank you for your support xxx <3 a big hug and smooches :-)
Fingers crossed for a new doctor and some miracle medicin and some more good news.
Helle, I am glad there's real help coming your way! Hope all goes well.
I have a complaint against the BBC and Underground Toys, darn it all. They keep coming out with more and more goodies which would wipe out the richest collector's bank account. Grrrr.
Lori wrote: "Helle, I am glad there's real help coming your way! Hope all goes well."
Thank you Lori for your sweet and kind words that means a lot for me, thank you for your support xxx <3 a big hug and smooches :-)
Fingers crossed for a new doctor and some miracle medicin and some more good news.
Thank you Lori for your sweet and kind words that means a lot for me, thank you for your support xxx <3 a big hug and smooches :-)
Fingers crossed for a new doctor and some miracle medicin and some more good news.
I'm miffed that I don't even have to glance away from my screen to find things to complain about. Within the last hour I've read the following inanities/illiterate alliterations being advertised to your immediate right:"The Neohuman Defense League used to be earth's preeminent superhero team. They must reuntie to stop a threat to their entire race." (well, duh, no wonder you're dying out)
and
"Why would a Mormon missionary murder?" (I feel a tongue-twister coming up...)
and
"In 2200, everyone lives in domes. The AGNA says that the atmosphere is deadly toxic. For their protection, women's rights are non-existant." (as, apparently, are several of the rules of written English)
and
"Whoever Xavier's muse is, she has blessed him with a selection of tales that can be crafted for the fan of erotic literature." (This one sounds like some kind of do-it-yourself kit. I got served a Caesar Salad like that once: 1 leaf of Romaine, a chunk of Parmesan & a whole anchovy. $6.95 in 1988.)
I regret to inform fans of a certain K.W. that, after several hours of research, I must conclude that, in my expert opinion, the otherwise scrumptious subject lacks all except perhaps, just to be kind, the most rudimentary of gay genes. No one who actually means it makes those kind of noises. And no one who cares about the fine art of erotica makes those kind of edits. My, how the house of Belami has fallen.
Goesta wrote: "I regret to inform fans of a certain K.W. that, after several hours of research, I must conclude that, in my expert opinion, the otherwise scrumptious subject lacks all except perhaps, just to be k..."I wish to rather sadly complain that I think Goesta has just smashed my heart into tiny, tiny little pieces.
Helle! Great news! I think you deserve lots of exclamation marks just to show how great it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regrettably, though in my darker moods I do bathe in the bland inconsequence of it all, time and again it is proven that loving passion can accomplish many fabulous things. So I am convinced that, just as Helle will find the care and expertise she requires to feel much, much better, all K.W. needs is the right tool to unlock his passion. So go forth, my pretties, and find him the man-beast of his dreams, and soon he too shall sing the proper song of true ecstasy. For that staged yodel does not become a prince of his stature, every inch of which I would personally moisten with my tongue if it would do any good. Though he does need a new director. And come to think of it, I am rather free at the moment. As is my casting couch, freshly reupholstered.
Lucas wrote: "Goesta wrote: "I am appalled at the lack of photographic evidence for this news item:http://now.msn.com/united-arab-emirat..."
Accor..."
I'm thinking there is a degree of euphemism going on here. Like confirmed batchelor.I wonder what the true story is.
Laura wrote: "I would prefer our group hug to look like this:"
Can we get a "like" button? And watch that right hand...
I'm miffed at myself. In the midst of my flare I didn't post how old my son made me feel yesterday. It was his birthday. Turned 23! Here he and his son are in the mall.
Tj wrote: "I'm miffed at myself. In the midst of my flare I didn't post how old my son made me feel yesterday. It was his birthday. Turned 23! Here he and his son are in the mall."
I'm regritterated that I used to think that it was shame that such a handsome guy was straight :-) until you first posted his son's photo. Ever since I've been so grateful you had a straight boy so you could have this magnificent grandson. You did good and so did your son—what a gorgeous grandbaby~!
I'm regritterated that I used to think that it was shame that such a handsome guy was straight :-) until you first posted his son's photo. Ever since I've been so grateful you had a straight boy so you could have this magnificent grandson. You did good and so did your son—what a gorgeous grandbaby~!
I am annoyed at myself for clogging our kitchen sink :-( My husband is currently attempting to fix it but since he can't find EITHER of his snakes (where the heck could those have gone?) he can't unclog it. Which means it won't get fixed until Friday since he won't be home until late tomorrow and can't take off in the morning because of meetings. *sigh* This sucks.
Danni wrote: "Goesta wrote: "I regret to inform fans of a certain K.W. that, after several hours of research, I must conclude that, in my expert opinion, the otherwise scrumptious subject lacks all except perhap..."
Thank you Danni for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 A big hug and smooches
Thank you Danni for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 A big hug and smooches
I have a ok night, but now the weather have change again, with rain and wind, this kind of weather is not good for my arthritis. Would rather have sunny 22 ° C and no wind then I have the best.
My body hurts and pills do not work, my little nap is now up to 4 hours so the days go quickly here, when I rest me most of the day.
If we have not heard from the hospital at the end of this week, then my parents is calling and give them an earful, 14 days we have waited. During this time they should have done the right thing, my patience with the department is small and I will sue them if they do not do it right, we have all the evidence against them and I know they would not wish this came out in public.
They are the last one to do the right thing and then I can relax and be in better mood, hate doctors with God complex and who do not follow the rules, do not care about their patients and do not help them even though they may well, all end up as a cripple by this crazy doctor?!? Not me, if other "normal" doctors want to do the right thing.
My body hurts and pills do not work, my little nap is now up to 4 hours so the days go quickly here, when I rest me most of the day.
If we have not heard from the hospital at the end of this week, then my parents is calling and give them an earful, 14 days we have waited. During this time they should have done the right thing, my patience with the department is small and I will sue them if they do not do it right, we have all the evidence against them and I know they would not wish this came out in public.
They are the last one to do the right thing and then I can relax and be in better mood, hate doctors with God complex and who do not follow the rules, do not care about their patients and do not help them even though they may well, all end up as a cripple by this crazy doctor?!? Not me, if other "normal" doctors want to do the right thing.
Kendra wrote: "I am annoyed at myself for clogging our kitchen sink :-( My husband is currently attempting to fix it but since he can't find EITHER of his snakes (where the heck could those have gone?) he can't ..."I'm discombobulated that I'm no longer sure whether this whole thing is a valid complaint or merely compliant euphemism. I'm even more troubled by the revelation that Kendra's husband has two snakes and can't seem to find either of them.
Danni wrote: "Goesta wrote: "I regret to inform fans of a certain K.W. that, after several hours of research, I must conclude that, in my expert opinion, the otherwise scrumptious subject lacks all except perhap..."I feel chagrined that Goesta in his search for the truth has even furthermore busted the bubble known as hope in Danni's heart so I have been trolling the tumblr site for something to lighten the heart of a woman so broken now by the betrayal of her favourite fantasy twink.... Unfortunately the pictures I would love to post that would REALLY cheer her up are not suitable for group consumption so Ive had to settle for a pale version of this young mans antics.... But as you can see Danni, no girl cooties in this one!
Goesta wrote: "Kendra wrote: "I am annoyed at myself for clogging our kitchen sink :-( My husband is currently attempting to fix it but since he can't find EITHER of his snakes (where the heck could those have g..."Regrettably, there are no fun euphemisms here. A snake is a thin, hard yet flexible tube (think it is made outbid metal) that is pushed into the piping to force the clog to move. They are a plumber's tool for unclogging drains. My husband has two, a short one and long one and both of them have gone missing.
In regards to having actual snakes, um, no. I have always considered myself a pretty tough girl. Liked to play sports, always seemed to have more guy friends than girlfriends (couldn't stand the backstabbing and gossiping), and, much to my husband's frustration, am always willing to jump into the middle of a fight to seperate people. It's one of the reasons I studied to be a police officer. But there is one thing that will have me running for the hills. Snakes. I cannot stand them. They give me shivers and not the fun kind. They are icky and scaley and, just, yuk! I would not be in my house if we had a snake loose.
Though I may not actually be whining, my gears are as I attempt to backpedal, not wishing to be responsible for the clean-up job on microscopic heart-shards. Far be it from me to impugn anyone's orientation, even as relates to geographic positioning; my radar, gadar and waydar are all seriously out of commission. In fact, it was my artdar, working overtime to make up for the rest of my senselessness, that was distressingly chirping during my in-depth research. The poor lads all looked like they were working at the hardware store rather than emulating enjoyable anatomical practices, while the soundtrack, well, I really don't know... gallstones? Such a waste of good talent, not to speak of Mr. Duroy's obsession with making them all look as similar as possible, regardless of with what distinct and delightful variations in skin tone, hair and musculature they might have started out. While Mr. Cadinot's classic (i.e. real-celluloid-era) look might have been a bit too scruffy at times, he did at his best have a good eye and a wicked sense of humour, as well as an ability to show his talent actually having a good time. Apparently his own mother could at times be seen in a supporting role, and some vestiges of storytelling could occasionally be enjoyed. Even a bike ride through busy Paris streets is more of an entertaining plot device than slicing water melons half-naked, followed by "you want to try?" I so wish I could be born again as a film maker of the art of the flesh.So I do apologize to Danni for having been so cruel. Ignore me! I hear crazy glue works miracles.
I am truly annoyed that for five minutes, before reading all the complainers' complaints, I thought TJ's son was Saint Lucas of the WashBoardAbs circa ten years ago. I also have to raise a double stink regarding most porn originated from eastern Europe, their (love) noises are a supreme turn off, which is why yours truly usually just watch the aforementioned (not so) ugly-bumping rotundly muted.
Not even my daddy Julian Vincenzo or my baby Lucio Maverick seem able to scape The Curse of the Blasted Moan.
Goesta wrote: "Though I may not actually be whining, my gears are as I attempt to backpedal, not wishing to be responsible for the clean-up job on microscopic heart-shards. Far be it from me to impugn anyone's or..."I
Unfortunately I need to vent and whinge. Im feeling dscombobulated, lethargic and unable to whip up the energy or urge to do anything. I'm even finding it hard to make my way to my 747 Lust In The Skies to add my next chapter. I hate feeling like this, I don't normally like bringing it up and I'm hoping it'll pass soon. I think I'm feeling a tad down in the dumps again and I don't know what's started it off. I'll probably have a good cry or something and hopefully back on form ASAP! I hate this crappy M.E. and how it affects my life sometimes..... Whining over!
Macky wrote: "Unfortunately I need to vent and whinge. Im feeling dscombobulated, lethargic and unable to whip up the energy or urge to do anything. I'm even finding it hard to make my way to my 747 Lust In The..."You have my complete
Macky wrote: "Unfortunately I need to vent and whinge. Im feeling dscombobulated, lethargic and unable to whip up the energy or urge to do anything. I'm even finding it hard to make my way to my 747 Lust In The..."It is offensive that I'm so disturbed by your news. Nevertheless, if you ignore the characters for a bit, occupying your mind with anything but sexiness they would come back begging for mercy and release. They'll be the ones whining then.
I highly recommend you not to go to message 2582 by Lege, you know where.
( Grumpy) Haha! Thanks guys. This really isn't something I normally do... I'm not normally a moaner but I just feel kind of disconnected ... You know? I might just ' NOT' go to the place that Mr Pornandez said in the name of therapy! I'm sorry youre not feeling great too Lori, lets both throw stuff out of our windows!
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Macky I am ashamed of you. Those peope in the group hug have all their clothes on and they are, dare I say it..."
Oh my darling Lucas I'm terribly aggrieved and demuffled to even think I have lost my honorary gay status( because as you know I was gay in all my past lives, this one is a terrible fluke ) with you. I must amend it quickly and in such a gay manner as to make you forget my terrible ...... * gulp* ......dare I say it...... Heterosexual moment!!!!
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And finally the teasing yet tasteful wet kiss.....
Please lovely gorgeous Lucas ..... Am I gay again?????