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[Kyle]

I hate when people post multiple comments instead of just saying everything they need to in one post.

[[deleted user]]

I'm pissed that we have a whole bunch of members who never have posted a single complaint. You bastards know who are! <-grin-> This is a serious matter so I am pleased that Elizabetta joined the group.

I'm not going to repeat this with additional stuff in another message because that ticks off Kyle who doesn't have dictation software so he has to type which he hates.

[Elizabetta]

That was so rude of me not to introduce myself Lucas. I would thank you for your welcome if I weren't so ticked off about that :(

[[deleted user]]

I'm upset and it makes me mad that Complaint Department group member Brandon Fox is one of the best writers on the planet but he has to work and is so busy he hasn't had time to finish writing the sequel to The Finder

Brandon's writing is so perfect that he shouldn't have to do anything but write.

[Shannon]

Lucas wrote: "Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed by the fact that even though the rules pop up every time I still managed to use the f word! :)"

I'm pissed that you use the f word because if you do we have to close th..."

lmao, I'm pissed that you think after reading the rules that I wouldn't have already deleted my cursing comments because we already love this freaking group and all the whining being done around here. I'm also annoyed that I had to re-read all my nonsense so I could figure out which ones had to go. Hey, there were only 2. Not bad for me at all!

[Shannon]

Elizabetta wrote: "I truly dislike that we can't curse cause then we'd have to be an adult group to protect all those under-aged people who curse more often and more colorfully anyway. What's up with that?

Oh, and ..."

I'm annoyed it took Elizabetta so long to join us in our rants. Where you been sista?

[Roger]

Frankly, I'm fed up of the British weather and it makes me mad to think that while it may get beastly cold in the NYC winter, at least Lucas gets some warmth in the summer! And that's just damned (sorry is that a you-know what word?) awfully unfair.

[Shannon]

I'm extra, super duper annoyed that I got my fancy new super fast computer today and I can't figure out Windows 8 AND....it's not any faster than my POS which means it was never my computer....big dangits!!

[Elizabetta]

Hey there Shannon. I have been slogging through an annoying book. It's for a challenge so I have to finish it dang it.

That, and generally stewing over the cost of a tank of gas these days. That really chaps my a$$.

[Macky]

Hey. My names Macky and I'm really annoyed To have been invited to join this group by my bud Kim, and I'm more annoyed because it looks like it might be a good laugh! Damn... I was hoping it would be really awful and its obviously not, I hate being wrong! Can I say damn because if I can't I'd be really annoyed ( have I said " annoyed " enough times to become one of the gang ? ). I wanted to use a happy smiley then but it didn't seem appropriate ...... How annoying is that!!! :D I'm using a laughing smiley in an annoyingly sarcastic way.

[Julio]

I hereby lodge my official complaint about the prohibition of foul language.

As an educated person of little to no measurable intelligence, I find that nothing quite gets the point across as well as a nicely-timed invective.

As a New Yorker, I find it useful to throw in a few non-vulgar words to bind together the key phrases of any discourse.

As a reader of mostly-terrible fiction, I find the judicious use of profanity to be indispensable when it comes time to write a cogent and insightful review.

I am deeply offended by this draconian restriction, and will thoroughly enjoy conveying my displeasure in the future.

At length.

Regards,

Joolz.

[Danni]

Hi, l'm Danni and l'm really annoyed that Kim invited me to join this group because if someone invites you it would seem rude not to join and frankly l have better things to do with my life than make up non-existent complaints about stuff, especially because having to fire up the laptop would suck up even more of my time so l am typing this complaint on my phone. Which is annoying me even more because unless l take the time to use the shift key (which l simply can't be bothered to do) l have to use the l to get a capital i, but it just ends up looking like an l. Which is annoying.

I'm even more annoyed now that l've just proved to myself that l don't have anything better to do with my life than make up non-existent complaints about stuff. God, l'm depressed now.

[Macky]

Julio Alexi wrote: "I hereby lodge my official complaint about the prohibition of foul language.

As an educated person of little to no measurable intelligence, I find that nothing quite gets the point across as well ..."

Hey Joolz.

I'm sorry but I have to complain about your comments. They're far too good and you shouldn't be allowed to be so clever by using words like 'draconian' and ' invective' after telling us you're " a person of little to no measurable intelligence ". And you live in a fantastic place like New York whilst I live in a boring little village in England. :)

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "Hi, l'm Danni and l'm really annoyed that Kim invited me to join this group because if someone invites you it would seem rude not to join and frankly l have better things to do with my life than m..."

Danni. Isn't this group annoying! I'm complaining because my cereals getting soggy whist I'm messing about on here and I also need to get back to my book because I'm behind on my reading. These sort of groups just shouldn't be allowed, but I'm more annoyed because its making me laugh.

[[deleted user]]

Macky wrote: "Hey. My names Macky and I'm really annoyed To have been invited to join this group by my bud Kim, and I'm more annoyed because it looks like it might be a good laugh! Damn... I was hoping it would be really awful and its obviously not, I hate being wrong!"

You can get pissed off and friigging say oh crap and donkey buttocks I hate this damn moderator with all the annoying rules anytime you please. Damn is a damn fine word.

Welcome to the Complaint Department Macky. Thanks for you kind words of complaint.

Lucas

[[deleted user]]

Julio Alexi wrote: "I hereby lodge my official complaint about the prohibition of foul language.

As an educated person of little to no measurable intelligence, I find that nothing quite gets the point across as well ..."

Your freaking complaint about the donkeybutt frigging rules pissed me off so much that I like to give you a special welcome from a fellow New Yorker. Your complaint was greatly appreciated.

[Macky]

Lucas wrote: "Macky wrote: "Hey. My names Macky and I'm really annoyed To have been invited to join this group by my bud Kim, and I'm more annoyed because it looks like it might be a good laugh! Damn... I was ho..."

Okay Lucas. I'm frigging pissed off because I didn't think I could say damn. Oh crap, why didn't I think of Donkey buttocks because that's a damn fine statement, that you got to say first, so I've got to say I hate this damn moderator with all his annoying rules ! ;D

[[deleted user]]

Danni wrote: "Hi, l'm Danni and l'm really annoyed that Kim invited me to join this group because if someone invites you it would seem rude not to join and frankly l have better things to do with my life than m..."

Hey Danny, Kim is so cool that if I ever go straight-for-you it will be for Kim. So stop blaming her when you coild be blaming me. And welcome to the Complaint Department~!

Lucas

[Tina]

I am really angry that you all felt like you could continue this discussion while I was sleeping!

Hey Shan, good luck with Windows 8! I hate that windows keeps changing stuff. They think it's "better" but can they even use it themselves?

[Danni]

Lucas wrote: "Danni wrote: "Hi, l'm Danni and l'm really annoyed that Kim invited me to join this group because if someone invites you it would seem rude not to join and frankly l have better things to do with ..."

Lucas, l am extremely annoyed that you seem to think you get first dibs on Kim if you go straight-for-you, totally discounting the possibility that l may go lesbian-for-you-for-Kim, at exactly the same time that Kim goes lesbian-for-you-for-me. And l'm annoyed that you are trying to carry out your evil plan by turning her against me by saying that l am 'blaming' her for something that is in fact your fault for setting up the group in the first place.

I'm also annoyed that my post where l commiserated with Macky about her soggy cereals disappeared.

That is all.

[Julio]

@Macky: Yeah, NYC is awesome—so long as you're either rich or clever. You get two guesses as to which one I am...

@Jacob: Thanks for the welcome. FU2, buddy. Let's Go Rangers, etc. Also: you think I can get away with cursing in Spanish, French, German, or Québécois?

If not, I'm fully prepared to complain about it.

::rimshot::

[Macky]

My soggy cereal and I are very displeased that we didn't get our message from Danni. Im trying to think of a suitably displeased way of expressing my upset without getting thrown out at a very early stage and all I can come up with is " Holy non crispy Cornflakes ! " but that's annoyingly lame gosh darn it ! What's the use of joining these groups if things like this keep happening?

[Macky]

@ Danni... I'm feeling very left out that you wouldn't go lesbian- for - me! What's Kim got that I haven't? I think you like my soggy cereal more than me!! * sigh *

[[deleted user]]

Kyle wrote: "I hate being 151 posts late to a conversation. So I admit I skipped most (all) of them after page one.

I followed Kim here. However I was under the impression she was really a possum and feel ext..."

Drat! I regret that you missed all the cracks about Aves butt. See message 106.

[Aves]

So, where the Hell is Jerry?!

[Kyle]

Lucas wrote: "Kyle wrote: "I hate being 151 posts late to a conversation. So I admit I skipped most (all) of them after page one.

I followed Kim here. However I was under the impression she was really a possum..."

I had to go all the way back to page three to read this message. That's a huge complaint because clicking the "previous" button until I found message 106 wore me out, or something complaint worthy.

[Shannon]

I'm annoyed that Aves still hasn't shown us his most awesome of bubble butts. Come on Aves!

[Kyle]

I too hate that Aves is holding out under peer pressure. Just give in already and post pictures so we can move on to other complaints.

[Kim]

Kyle wrote: "I followed Kim here. However I was under the impression she was really a possum and feel extremely misled now. I'll totally be crying in my whole grain Cheerios this morning, because of the emotional distraught I am suffering by learning that Kim is NOT in fact, a possum...."

Sorry, sweetie. I thought you knew I was hooman. :(

I'm disgusted that Julio's complaint was so trying on my poor brain, even if it was funny.

I hate that even if Lucas went straight-for-me or Danni went lesbian-for-me, I'd probably just make them watch my three unbelievably loud boys so I could have a nap. While it would totally be worth it for me... I doubt they'd feel the same.

I really, really regret that my coffee has gone cold, because now I have to get up and go all the way over there to get more. I may be the only one here lazier than Kyle.

Is lazier a word? Smarty-pants Joolz would know.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I want to complain that no one is complaining about bad bosses/managers/supervisors. Am I the only one in this group who has to put up with rubbish managers?? Surely not.

I want to complain that I have managers who dont seem to realise that when difficulties occur they need to sort them out instead of sitting there looking helpless, or sitting there looking at me to provide the answer, or dissapearing to sit in useless meetings!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( please note the number of exclamations marks which express my outrage!!!!!!!!!!)

Why do they collect a salary if they cant deal with the issues and why are they allowed to get away with it?????

[Aves]

Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed that Aves still hasn't shown us his most awesome of bubble butts. Come on Aves!"

Kyle wrote: "I too hate that Aves is holding out under peer pressure. Just give in already and post pictures so we can move on to other complaints.”

Um…I have deep misgivings about posting any pictures of MY bubble butt. But, would any harm come from posting pictures of A bubble butt, of indeterminate genesis and proprietorship?

Oh, Jesus. I can’t believe I’m seriously considering this.
*Pushing self away from laptop before I do anything I’ll surely regret*

[Kim]

can't you just hear the catcalls and woooooots? and the 'you can do it' guy from every other Adam Sandler movie?

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "So, where the Hell is Jerry?!"

I have a nagging feeling NAG NAG NAG he was last seen 9 and a half hours ago commenting on the photo in your profile of your parents where he wrote "You should see him in person....OMG! " referring to being attractive but it was unclear where he meant you or your father.

It's a bitch when things are unclear.

[Shannon]

Lucas wrote: "Aves wrote: "So, where the Hell is Jerry?!"

I have a nagging feeling NAG NAG NAG he was last seen 9 and a half hours ago commenting on the photo in your profile of your parents where he wrote "Yo..."

I'm annoyed that several of you seem to have met in person. Well annoyed or envious...whatever!

[Kyle]

I'm upset that several of you are annoying Shannon.

[Macky]

I'm upset because Kyles upset about Shannon being annoyed by the ones who are annoying Shannon and windows 8 and Ijeomas crappy managers and the missing Jerry and last of all because Aves is holding back on posting his bubble butt!

[[deleted user]]

Kyle wrote: "I'm upset that several of you are annoying Shannon."

Such effrontery is cause for compaint. Shannon and I had a private smooch when you guys weren't looking and it was enjoyable not annoyable.

[Eros]

Lucas wrote: "Tj wrote: "Mine isn't me and I have always stated that. Sorry people but nope I'm no cowboy or male;) "

@Tj But you do have some truly attractive young people in your profile page photos Tj. They ..."

lol

[Eros]

don't feel so bad, I'm sorry, my life has been upisde down for a while and things haven't been that great in the world of anxiety and depression...I haven't been on until now since my last post here. I am truly sorry.

[[deleted user]]

It really ticks me off that members of the M/M Romance Group haven't entered the contest to win a feee ebook of Complaint Department member Roger Kean's most recent novel (130,000 words) A Life Apart by going to http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/1... except for my GR friends who aren't eligible because people would COMPLAIN that the winner was picked because they are my Goodreads Friend.

[Macky]

I'm grumpy because at least Aves has a FB and d* ck pics. What's he complaining about? ;)
@ Lucas: you and Shannon... Favouritism!

[Roger]

Aves wrote: "Oh, man! Even I didn’t think I was capable of this!

I just absolutely hate it when, at brunch, in front of perfectly respectable company, I open up the photos on my iPad, and..."

Aves, I just hate it when people supposed to be able to land a hundred tons of flying machine on the ground, probably using something resembling a big iPad, don't know what happens when you wake an iPad app up. Goes straight to the last frame you had up. Doh!

And while I'm on the abject of flying, why the hell do I have to go to Rome on Saturday? What the hell am I going to do for five whole days in Rome? Huh?

[[deleted user]]

Jacob wrote: "don't feel so bad, I'm sorry, my life has been upisde down for a while and things haven't been that great in the world of anxiety and depression...I haven't been on until now since my last post her..."


No. No. No. "I am truly sorry" What for? The folks here in the Complaint Department all agreed there was nothing you did wrong
because they all have pictures of somebody else. I regret the anxiety/depression but I am glad you can say you "don't feel so bad." There is nothing to be sorry for Jacob.

[Eros]

Enjoy the city of for it's beautiful fountains and fascinationg history. One will always find that love in some form makes it to Rome...I speak form expirience. Rome is a city to be rejoiced to have the oppurtunity to see what man has managed to shape so delicatley with the hands of gods.

[Eros]

Lucas wrote: "Jacob wrote: "don't feel so bad, I'm sorry, my life has been upisde down for a while and things haven't been that great in the world of anxiety and depression...I haven't been on until now since my..."

Thnx Lucas...I would have replied five pages ago, but life is jsut hellish. IDK what to do anymore, but hope that things get better. I have been receiving phone calls out the arse by art insitutes and universities to take their photography and art teacvhing classes as a major or minor and I recently recieved a phone call from my old job begging that I come back due to my high sales ratings doubling my paycheck to 20 an hour.

[[deleted user]]

Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed that instead of getting embarrassed Aves didn't decide to share his d*ck pic with his perfectly respectable company. That's funny stuff!

And I'm annoyed that Lucas is talking about our..."

The rules say you can criticize me but I can't criticize you. Oh what the heck I wrote the rules.(1) I did not know know you were so ashamed of our delicate moment. (2) You said you had to go to work but here you are so I feel misled. (3) My fiancé is now talking about calling off our wedding because this!

[Shannon]

I'm annoyed that as Lucas' friend I can't enter to win a copy of Roger's book so I may have to give Lucas up even after the smooches.

Also annoyed that I don't get to go to Rome for 5 days. What a bummer for you Roger. :)

Pissed I can't help Jacob! Happy to see his face though. (yeah, I said happy..so what...kiss this)

[[deleted user]]

Jacob wrote: "Enjoy the city of for it's beautiful fountains and fascinationg history. One will always find that love in some form makes it to Rome...I speak form expirience. Rome is a city to be rejoiced to hav..."

Roger is the author of history books on Rome and the Roman Empire including
The Complete Chronicle Of The Emperors Of Rome and Living in Ancient Rome and more.

[Eros]

lol I love this group, but jsut for complaints sake. I hate this group...lol

[Shannon]

Lucas wrote: "Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed that instead of getting embarrassed Aves didn't decide to share his d*ck pic with his perfectly respectable company. That's funny stuff!

And I'm annoyed that Lucas is t..."

I'm bothered that you think I'm ashamed! 1) I was keeping it for my private bank of goodies dammit. :) 2) I'm also annoyed because I didn't say I had to go to work. What in hell is work? I don't do stuff like that. I just sit at home all day eating bon bons. 3) He can't call off the wedding, I smooched him first!