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[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I am dismayed that Lucas would prefer a picture of my HOT brother instead of the malevolent cat that I currently have. I do have a picture of my HOT brother entirely shirtless but not here on Goodreads :)

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

It pains me that I now remember that I also have a picture of him sunbathing in Miami in speedoes that he took earlier this year. I am bejigerred that I shall have to tell him about this enthusiasm for pictures of him when he is so scantily clad.

[Kendra]

Tyler wrote: "I'm pissed off about the fact that I'm so pissed off about things that I had to join this group."

I regretfully must say I am intrigued to know what annoyed you so bad that you had to join this bunch of hooligans? We are nice (sometimes) but we complain (a lot).

On a begrudgingly good note, I was able to find my music on the computer yesterday so I rocked out to ABBA while cleaning as Aves said I should (though I am more of a booty shaker than a b00b shaker as he so nicely put it). But I am p.o.'d to report that now my internet is not working. I am typing this on my phone which thankfully still gives me some access to the outside world. But at least we are getting good rains this week!

[Jerry]

I am so chagrined that we are on vacation and not near my music collection so that I might join in the cleaning fest. Having no boobs, I will have to content myself with being a booty shaker. Although my choice of music is Judy Garland, Live at Carnegie Hall.

[Anil]

I'm very angry that the Internet connection went off for a whole day. A.B., Helle and Macky, thanks for your kind words. She blocked me, so we won't see each other's comments, which is good.

Cmbwey, I think it would be nice if you read this piece:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfr...

She is NOT an ordinary person, but someone who ruined thousands of people's lives intentionally and she showed no mercy/sign of regret for having done that. So, she doesn't deserve to be treated as Mrs. Brown.

Justjen, I'm sorry for things not being fun. I hope everything has already gotten better already. *hugs*

And hugs to all fellow complainers.

[Macky]

How annoying Ive been out today and missed lovely Lucas' witty cop porn piccy... very droll !! Hi Tyler.... sorry you're PO'd but you can always vent on here and get hugs too... Its great!
I'm finoodled because Ijeoma has pictures she's not sharing and as our spiritual font it is her duty to get those piccys posted ASAP.
Kendra, I'm so happy you and ABBA had some equality time together but then totally miffed about your Internet... Boo hiss!

[Rick]

Jerry wrote: "Although my choice of music is Judy Garland, Live at Carnegie Hall."

Alas, I must complain that I prefer Rufus Wainwrights's version of Judy's concert: Rufus Does Judy At Carnegie Hall. But then I am such a whore for Rufus.

[Rick]

I regret to inform that I'm rather in agreement with Anil on this. While I do not advocate burial desecrations, Thatcher, like Ronald Reagan (who, in his case, was absolutely nothing more than a marionette for the conservative factions), opened herself up to ridicule when she entered public service and the political arena. Many of the Native Americans believed that when one was a leader, part of the job was accepting ridicule as a way of remaining modest; in fact, making fun of the community’s leaders was considered necessary to prevent abuses of power. Something that I wish more American politicians could understand. In the US Anil's comments would be fine (more or less protected under Freedom of Speech), now actually acting on them might be another matter entirely.

[[deleted user]]

I am complaining because Storm was one of the women in X-Men I looked up to her as a strong woman after what she experienced racism and survived. But she will not understand that the Bible has nothing to do with Northstar sexuality and the fact that he is married to the one he loves and make him whole.

On the other hand, Logan/wolverine is open to Northstar sexuality and that he wants to marry the person he loves, which is very surprising since he was born in the time when homosexuals are killed or hanged if they are discovered. Logan is the oldest member in all X-Men, he is wiser and say what he believes in and to see this in this positive, I am happy about that.

Logan you surprise me always and done it again, but always in a good way, thanks for that you are open to the NorthStar and the person he is and support his wedding :-)

Thank you All for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support.

[Rick]

@ Helle

I regret that I am in total agreement with you and have nothing more to add as to reactions of Storm and Wolverine. Sigh I am such a comic-nerd.

[Lori S.]

I have a complaint about the book review I promised to write which absolutely refuses to come together. It's annoying me. :o\

=>Helle: I am Storm is being closed minded and old fashioned in her beliefs.

[Kendra]

Jerry wrote: "I am so chagrined that we are on vacation and not near my music collection so that I might join in the cleaning fest. Having no boobs, I will have to content myself with being a booty shaker. Altho..."

Regretfully, that isn't a CD I have heard. ABBA was accompanied by some Pitbull, Juice Newton, LMFAO, Johnny Cash, Sublime, Ke$ha, Taylor Dayne, Lady Antebellum, Harry Connick, Jr., and Def Leopard. Now though I am going to have to listen to Judy Garland at Carnegie since I enjoyed listening to her growing up. Annoyingly though, it won't be until Friday since my internet is down due to a bad modem and a tech isn't available until Friday!

Alas, Jerry, lady lumps are so over rated and shaking them is a little weird. Maybe I am bitter since I was short changed in that department ( my older sisters stole it all) but I think shaking my booty is way more fun :-)

[[deleted user]]

Rick wrote: "@ Helle

I regret that I am in total agreement with you and have nothing more to add as to reactions of Storm and Wolverine. Sigh I am such a comic-nerd."

Rick I am also a comic-nerd :-) and it's good to see Marvel have a wedding, so good to see Northstar have the happiness and love, DC Comic have already their wedding with Apollo and Midnighter.

I am just very disappointed by Storm and surprised to see Wolverine do the right thing, I have not think it was him to feel and do the right thing, support and show love to a team-mate about the happiness Northstar want to fight for.

[Danni]

I wish to complain about ducks.

We have a lovely ducky couple (so I thought) who appear to be nesting in our garden. Now, I was delighted when hubby told me he had seen them sharing some special ducky cuddles this afternoon and I got all a-quiver at the thought that we may have some beautiful baby fluffy ducklings in the pond soon, so I looked on the internet for info about ducks breeding.

I am still in shock from what I read. OMG, ducks are filthy, filthy perverts. I actually feel like I am harbouring a sex offender in my own garden! They are such horrible animals they have even developed corkscrew penises to be more efficient at being vile. Seriously, am I the only person that didn't know about this?

[Jerry]

I am wrecked at finding out ducks have corkscrew penises. I too was mistakenly appreciative when a duck pair flew into our pool, how sweet they are using our yard for their private tryst. Until I found out how much they poop and how horrible it is in our pool and on the deck! I have found that when I open the back door and focus my dogs eyes on the floating ducks, the resulting barrage of barking all around the pool is sufficient to make them flee, hopefully before pooping.

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "I wish to complain about ducks.

We have a lovely ducky couple (so I thought) who appear to be nesting in our garden. Now, I was delighted when hubby told me he had seen them sharing some special ..."

I'm ashamed and bedrizzled to say that I find the idea of a corkscrew winkie very fascinating and Im going to go straight to google images to see if there is actually a video of Ducks doing the nasty!

[Kendra]

Danni wrote: "I wish to complain about ducks.

We have a lovely ducky couple (so I thought) who appear to be nesting in our garden. Now, I was delighted when hubby told me he had seen them sharing some special ..."

Dang it! I am miffed to admit that I have no idea what happens between ducks and now, I will have to wait til Friday to find out since reading on my phone isn't nearly as fun as the computer.

[Lori S.]

Danni wrote: "I wish to complain about ducks.

We have a lovely ducky couple (so I thought) who appear to be nesting in our garden. Now, I was delighted when hubby told me he had seen them sharing some special ..."

I had to look this up and wow. I never knew male ducks could be so nasty!

[Macky]

Oooh now I'm annoyed because that is so gross! Nasty Duckies... Just nasty! Ugh.

[Anil]

I'm ashamed of myself thinking that corkscrew penis would be great for us, human beings, too. We could use our partners' penis as a toy when they didn't feel like having sex.

[Danni]

The quote from this article says it all really:

To say that drakes (male ducks) are out to f*** anything that moves implies a level of fussiness that's simply not there.

I'm pretty peed off that male ducks have managed to keep this quiet too. Stealthy perverts are the worst kind.

[Danni]

Anil wrote: "I'm ashamed of myself thinking that corkscrew penis would be great for us, human beings, too. We could use our partners' penis as a toy when they didn't feel like having sex."

Or to open a bottle of wine if we couldn't be bothered to go to the kitchen!

[Danni]

Jerry wrote: "I am wrecked at finding out ducks have corkscrew penises. I too was mistakenly appreciative when a duck pair flew into our pool, how sweet they are using our yard for their private tryst. Until I f..."

And now I'm cross too that I don't have a dog to chase away our resident sex offenders :(

Macky, did you see the video? OMG!!!

Kendra, the small screen won't be a problem. Believe me.

[Anil]

I'm pissed off with myself that Danni came up with a better idea. Opening wine with a penis reminded me of a film in which two consenting males were "wrestling". One of the guys put his partner's stick of happiness into a glass of champagne and licked champagne off the stick. I think we could do that, too. I guess I need to find a temp bf to release the tension between my groins.

[Tyler]

Lucas wrote: "Tyler wrote: "I'm pissed off about the fact that I'm so pissed off about things that I had to join this group."

Well I annoyed that you are so PO'd that you had to join the Complaint Department bu..."

Hi, thanks for allowing me to join. It's great to have somewhere to unload all my shit.

I'm still pissed off at getting my story rejected and don't know where to send it now.

I figured maybe you guys could tell me whether it's any good or not. You all seem to be such fabulous writers though, so my feeble attempt will look shoddy in comparison.

I also swear a lot, but I gather that's out as kids under the age of 18 don't swear.

I remember how happy I was to turn 18 and find I suddenly could.

[Tyler]

Rick wrote: "Lucas wrote: "...joined our group of really odd unique and depraved impassioned and compassionate scoundrels and perverts highly sophisticated complainers."

I am really irritated that Lucas gives ..."

Thanks Rick. Isn't French the pits? I don't know why they don't adopt a different language. One that's easier to pronounce. Like German.

[Tyler]

Kendra wrote: "Tyler wrote: "I'm pissed off about the fact that I'm so pissed off about things that I had to join this group."

I regretfully must say I am intrigued to know what annoyed you so bad that you had t..."

Hi Kendra thanks for the nice welcome. I vacuumed once, but my mother forgot to tell me to pick up the little things before you vacuumed.

Tho it was funny seeing how dirty she got going through the bag of rubbish afterward.

I figured if my step Dad could use the mower to chop up all the bits of twigs and leaves left on the lawn, then it would be the same in the house.

She never asked me again.

**Grins evilly**

[Danni]

Tyler wrote: "I'm still pissed off at getting my story rejected and don't know where to send it now."

I'm pissed off for you that your story got rejected. I'm assuming you mean from a publisher? Don't be worried about sharing your work, it might help you get some ideas for how to progress a bit.

[Tyler]

Jerry wrote: "I am so chagrined that we are on vacation and not near my music collection so that I might join in the cleaning fest. Having no boobs, I will have to content myself with being a booty shaker. Altho..."

Jerry you really should get an iPod or use your phone. I have transferred all my music to there and now I can listen to Trick Daddy and Tupac wherever I go. You can get these little portable dockers too that fit in your luggage.

Not too sure about opera though. It might not work on there.

[Macky]

Macky did you see the video? OMG!!!

Im aggrieved to say I didn't actually see a video but I found a gross picture of a Duckies corkscrewed peepee and its not a pretty sight.
Anil you would not like licking champagne of this little puppy.... Eeeeeeeew!

[Tyler]

Macky wrote: "How annoying Ive been out today and missed lovely Lucas' witty cop porn piccy... very droll !! Hi Tyler.... sorry you're PO'd but you can always vent on here and get hugs too... Its great!
I'm fi..."

Thanks Macky for the welcome. I really think you are a great writer and you should get your story published.
I sent off my story to a publisher and they didn't want it.

**Mopes**

And I'm not sure whether I will fit in with you guys after all. ABBA and opera. Sheesh. Next time someone will tell me that they like showtunes country.

[Danni]

Macky wrote: " Macky did you see the video? OMG!!!

Im aggrieved to say I didn't actually see a video but I found a gross picture of a Duckies corkscrewed peepee and its not a pretty sight.
Anil you would not ..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI... I'm guessing this isn't considered out of bounds - it is scientific after all!

[Tyler]

Danni wrote: "Tyler wrote: "I'm still pissed off at getting my story rejected and don't know where to send it now."

I'm pissed off for you that your story got rejected. I'm assuming you mean from a publisher? ..."

Thank you Danni. I sent the first chapter to Lucas, so he may post it here so you guys can comment and tell me what I'm doing wrong.

I may have to cut out all the swear words and sex though. Not sure how much will be left.

**sigh**

[Danni]

Tyler wrote: "And I'm not sure whether I will fit in with you guys after all. ABBA and opera. Sheesh. Next time someone will tell me that they like showtunes country."

You don't need to like opera to fit in here. Duck penises, yes. Opera, no.

You may find that the publisher you sent your book to wasn't the right one for your story - don't be disheartened by rejection.

[Anil]

I'm p.o.'ed to go to bed while great members of this group are actively posting.

Macky, I was fancying a human male and his third leg, though.:-)

[Danni]

I'm p.o.'ed that I am now going to resort to horrendous peer pressure to persuade Anil to stay up and keep posting.

Don't go to bed Anil, stay up with the cool kids.

[Danni]

Maybe I can persuade you with a nice glass of wine? Hmm, where's that corkscrew gone?

[Macky]

Tyler wrote: "Macky wrote: "How annoying Ive been out today and missed lovely Lucas' witty cop porn piccy... very droll !! Hi Tyler.... sorry you're PO'd but you can always vent on here and get hugs too... Its ..."

Hey Tyler ( she says in an annoyed tone but not really because you said something really nice but we have to obey rule 1 because it makes our cute and gorgeous moderator a happy bunny ) thanks hun for your very kind words but mine is a mere dabble whilst yours is obviously a labour of love and blood sweat and tears! I'm going to have a tantrum for you because the stupid publisher you sent your story to is obviously in need of a kick up the backside and how very dare they reject your story!!! Keep trying Tyler and don't give up. It will happen. .

[Anil]

I'm afraid I'll have to get up early to take my cousin to the head office of a bank for her interview. Otherwise, I'd love to stay with you, cool kids.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

The duck penis was just so gross. Never again will I look upon those ducks with fondness or fluffy feelings. I knew there was a 'reason for my aversion to duck meat. Bleugh!!

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "Macky wrote: " Macky did you see the video? OMG!!!

Im aggrieved to say I didn't actually see a video but I found a gross picture of a Duckies corkscrewed peepee and its not a pretty sight.
Anil ..."

OMG!! Its huge! I'm ashamed I want to look at it again........duck porn!!

[JustJen "Miss Conduct"]

Good gracious, the things I miss. That video was a smidge on the disturbing side, Danni!

I did love the uncorking the wine idea though. Quite handy.

I'm peeved (to conform to Rule 1) that I haven't had a chance to say welcome to Tyler yet. Sorry about your rejection, though I suspect every writer must get their fare share of those in their careers. Don't give up!

[Danni]

Night, night Anil :)

Ijeoma wrote: "The duck penis was just so gross. Never again will I look upon those ducks with fondness or fluffy feelings. I knew there was a 'reason for my aversion to duck meat. Bleugh!!"

How did none of us know about this? Fluffy ducks, my arse.

Macky, better than copporn?

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I am annoyed to hear that Tyler's book was rejected. Don't give up Tyler. I know a few authors who have had stories rejected for all sorts of reasons but they don't give up and sometimes find other publishers or keep working at the story. It is very demoralizing to go through but don't give up!! Also AB Gayle is a member of this group and author and she did say she would be willing to help anyone with their writing.

[JustJen "Miss Conduct"]

I don't recall this little detail from the duck shifter book I read. :(

[Tyler]

Macky wrote: "Tyler wrote: "Macky wrote: "How annoying Ive been out today and missed lovely Lucas' witty cop porn piccy... very droll !! Hi Tyler.... sorry you're PO'd but you can always vent on here and get hu..."

Thanks Macky you're a real sweetie bitch. (Am I getting it right? I sent it to one of those new publishers as I figured they'd be desperate for stories, but they wrote back and said:
I think what you’re doing is clever and quirky, but I think it’s a little too left of centre for us at this early stage. I think everyone’s going to be trying to figure us out for the first 6 months, and this story and voice might be a little too much of a curveball for readers.

Apparently the barnacle has the longest penis relative to size:http://boingboing.net/2009/11/10/anim... but they're a bit boring in comparison. But of animals that actually move they say that the African elephants penis is a real donger: "African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom. The longest elephant penis can grow up to six and a half feet long."

Runs to bathroom clutching butt.

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "Night, night Anil :)

Ijeoma wrote: "The duck penis was just so gross. Never again will I look upon those ducks with fondness or fluffy feelings. I knew there was a 'reason for my aversion to duc..."

I'm aggrieved to say I quite fancy the idea of a duck in a police uniform eating salty popcorn whilst corkscrewing Mrs Duckie who's partaking of some butterkist and doing naughty things with champagne.

Night night Anil x

[Tyler]

Ijeoma wrote: "I am annoyed to hear that Tyler's book was rejected. Don't give up Tyler. I know a few authors who have had stories rejected for all sorts of reasons but they don't give up and sometimes find other..."

Thanks Ijeoma. It was Ab Gayle who suggested I join. She said even if the publisher didn't want it you guys might like it.

[Tyler]

JustJen wrote: "I don't recall this little detail from the duck shifter book I read. :("

Hi JustJen *waves* AB Gayle did suggest I post my book in the m/m romance group, but as it pokes fun at that genre at times, it might not be appropriate.

**sigh**

[[deleted user]]

Welcome Tyler, you can complain as much as you want and I want to read your book, so sorry to hear that the publisher did not want your book.

A lot of hugs