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Ijeoma your brother is hot and I agree with Macky that I did the same.
All your brothers are hot, you are lucky to have so hot brothers ;-)
All your brothers are hot, you are lucky to have so hot brothers ;-)

I'm a little bit pissed off that I eat chocolate quickly. Now I just let it melt in my mouth and I'm trying hard not to moan loudly.

It is packed full of wisdom,..."
Hey Aves I sent Bisi your post about relationships and he said it was very powerful and positive. He has a friend who is going through difficulty with being single and Bisi says the post came just in time and he read it and felt encourgaed.
And then I told him that you said he was hot :)
Spreading the lurve and the encouragement from the Complaints department :)

Anil, man. That’s the only kind of moaning I do, and it’s not because I’m eating chocolate…oh, wait, yes it is!



I am harrumphed because I felt the need to post this for Anil andAves and their melty chocolate moany moments .... And of course any other member of the group who is craving chocolate covered man!!

At least the Thai food was delicious (Pad Nam Prik Pow - my favorite dish - and Prik in Thai means green beans you filthy minded pervs).
I am frustrated because now I will think about Anil, Aves and Rick that lick chocolate and moans, when I have chocolate and want to eat sweets. What would my parents not think, when I get red cheeks when I eat chocolate?!?
Macky why do you tempt us with this picture?!? Why do I not have such sensual and sexy boyfriend?!?
Macky why do you tempt us with this picture?!? Why do I not have such sensual and sexy boyfriend?!?

So, now all my catching up has to be done on my phone which is too difficult to type on - no fair virginstupidmedia :-(

I am very troubled by the fact that I read what Danni had typed as virgin-stud-media and simultaneously thought "Ok, I'm going to sign up for that" and "I really need to get my eyes checked."
Ijeoma wrote: "You can ring my bellllllllllll Ring my bell. Well it goes with the picture. :)"
Sorry but I must say I do not know this song, so I do not have the problem like Aves that get it stuck in his head. But ABBA do I know :-) and dancing Queen, love that song.
Sorry but I must say I do not know this song, so I do not have the problem like Aves that get it stuck in his head. But ABBA do I know :-) and dancing Queen, love that song.

I'm mortifyingly miffed. I must stop encouraging people to eat fattening foods in fact I feel I must seek out that very naughty man in the picture and help clean him up ... Coming with me Helle? I'm sure you and I could have him clean as a whistle... Lickety split!!
@ Rick.... Very disappointed that you didn't give any of us the chance to help you clean your chcolatey fingers... Or imbibe in your Pad Nam Prik (giggles) Pow!
@Danni.... So which cop- porn got you in trouble with Virgin... The salty one or the sweet ... You must seek help from Katharina Luuuuuuurve. On second thoughts she'll get you in more trouble or she might kill you.... Scrap that idea!!
@ Ijeoma... I'm worried that you're getting a Bell fixation. I think a chocolate licking session might stop you ringing that *#+%#^* bell!
I think we should all go for some chocolate licking therapy... Rick put your glasses on and go some more of those s'mores bars.

I am continually bewildered by the continued notion that people have that I'm NOT wearing my glasses whenever I say I need to get my eyes checked. I am incapable of doing ANYTHING without my glasses on. Well, um, OK that's not exactly true. I am incapable of doing ANYTHING out of bed without my glasses on. (There is that better).
As for therapy? Sign me up - oh wait - let me rephrase that - I am really upset that I do not have the time to attend any chocolate licking therapy sessions.
I am also angry with myself for eating all of my Thai food yesterday so I am unable to virtually offer leftovers.
Macky wrote: "Helle wrote: "I am frustrated because now I will think about Anil, Aves and Rick that lick chocolate and moans, when I have chocolate and want to eat sweets. What would my parents not think, when I..."
Ooh yes, yes and yes, I want to help you Macky clean him up ;-) LOL
That will just made my day to do that.
Rick why did you not tell us, that you eat chocolate and help you clean your fingers :-(
Danni we have still not seen that cop-porn, I really want to see that :-)
Ijeoma I think that you will end sing that song every time, there is a picture like that, will it really help Macky that Ijeoma get a chocolate fixation instead?!?
Damn I need glasses every time, when I am awake and have learn to live with that, but it's not much easy when you do not need glasses?!? Get my first glasses in my teens.
Macky I am waiting impatient to read your next chapter, when will we could read that?!? What will happened with Aves in the story and what about a HEA?!?
Did get everything or did I miss something?!?
Ooh yes, yes and yes, I want to help you Macky clean him up ;-) LOL
That will just made my day to do that.
Rick why did you not tell us, that you eat chocolate and help you clean your fingers :-(
Danni we have still not seen that cop-porn, I really want to see that :-)
Ijeoma I think that you will end sing that song every time, there is a picture like that, will it really help Macky that Ijeoma get a chocolate fixation instead?!?
Damn I need glasses every time, when I am awake and have learn to live with that, but it's not much easy when you do not need glasses?!? Get my first glasses in my teens.
Macky I am waiting impatient to read your next chapter, when will we could read that?!? What will happened with Aves in the story and what about a HEA?!?
Did get everything or did I miss something?!?

Ijeoma wrote: "I will introduce you to Bisi Alimi. Bisi is a gay rights activist (and many other things) and he is someone I regard as a brother. He has a partner but he has soooooooooo many friends and an international network of people he works with and knows. I am sure he will be able to introduce you to some nice eligible men."
@Aves,
As man so fond of his Nigerian childhood you saw the photo of Ijeoma's brother's and you are not moving to the UK? And she has got even more Nigerian "brothers" like that! Dang I would if I was single. Whoah!
@Aves,
As man so fond of his Nigerian childhood you saw the photo of Ijeoma's brother's and you are not moving to the UK? And she has got even more Nigerian "brothers" like that! Dang I would if I was single. Whoah!

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm108112896...
Wait, where's that sticky chocolate...?
by-the-by has anyone else falling love with Curried Chocolate?

I am irked to realise I now have an additional calling to establish an introduction agency for genteel gay men. Truly truly I have finally found my calling. Have to get Macky to come up with a suitable name (nothing to do with ringing or bells) for this new endeavour.


Annoyingly I rose to the challenge and came up with a few ideas...
Sluts R'nt Us
Gay Pairee
Date Gayte ... your door to love"
Speed Gayting... A fast way to love'
Star Gayzers... Meet the man of your dreams'
Alley Gaytors... Meet the man whose right up your street!'
Gay Textspectations... Text that man into your life!

A Pair of Chocolate Covered Strawberries -- where did that come from
M-M-MM -- very discrete match makers
Gentle Men Start Your Engines Here -- for the car nut
forget it, 2:30am, have to continue this tomorrow ...

Sluts R'nt Us
Gay Pairee
Date Gayte ... your door to love"
Speed Gayting... A fast way to love'
Star Gayzers... Meet the man of your dreams'
Alley Gaytors... Meet the man whose right up your street!'
Gay Textspectations... Text that man into your life!
"
Good Golly, Ms. Macky!
As I, the gay male version of Bridget Jones would say, “V.G."
Macky wrote: "Ijeoma wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Ijeoma wrote: "I will introduce you to Bisi Alimi. Bisi is a gay rights activist (and many other things) and he is someone I regard as a brother. He has a partner but h..."
Disagreeably I disagree. It's obvious the only possible moniker is:
Disagreeably I disagree. It's obvious the only possible moniker is:
Mother Macky's M/M Match & Mate

Jerry wrote: "...Ijeoma who is running this service out of her church in London ... Wait, with all these "brothers", should it be a priest who is doing this or a monk? "
Shouldn't their be apriest? Ijeoma is a priest in the Church of England. The church of England defines marriage as between a man and a woman. Some C of E priest are doing ceremonies that include blessings of same gender couples but it is not the C of E's sacrament of marriage. Ijeoma could try to do a clandestine blessing of this sort in a congregation that was of the Church of England but only as part of a regular church service, never as a private pray gathering. And again, it isn't marriage, it's a phoney baloney blessing not recognized as marriage by the church and not using the Church's rite for marriage. No priest in the C of f E is going to say I now pronounce you Husband and Husband or Wife and Wife.
In the United States there is no mainstream trinitarian church (a Christian church that believes in the Holy Trinity) that allows for marriages of people of the same gender except for the United Church of Christ. Some Lutheran churches allow for gay marriage and some do not. It's up to each congregation to decide if they will do same gender weddings or not.
The Metropolitan Community Church which is a church founded by gay people for gay people and their friends quite naturally they do gay weddings. The Unitarian Church which as the names suggests is not a church that believes in the Trinity, does gay marriages but that would not be satisfactory to a religious couple who believed in the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
I know of a Catholic church in New York State where the priest blesses dogs every year ironically on the date St. Francis of Assisi is celebrated. I said Ironically because Pope Francis, who chose the name of this saint, allows blessing of animals but forbids the blessing of same gender couples. The best hope for a Catholic couple is to wear a furry costume with a tail and maybe the priest will overlook the fact that they are human and will bless them.
Shouldn't their be apriest? Ijeoma is a priest in the Church of England. The church of England defines marriage as between a man and a woman. Some C of E priest are doing ceremonies that include blessings of same gender couples but it is not the C of E's sacrament of marriage. Ijeoma could try to do a clandestine blessing of this sort in a congregation that was of the Church of England but only as part of a regular church service, never as a private pray gathering. And again, it isn't marriage, it's a phoney baloney blessing not recognized as marriage by the church and not using the Church's rite for marriage. No priest in the C of f E is going to say I now pronounce you Husband and Husband or Wife and Wife.
In the United States there is no mainstream trinitarian church (a Christian church that believes in the Holy Trinity) that allows for marriages of people of the same gender except for the United Church of Christ. Some Lutheran churches allow for gay marriage and some do not. It's up to each congregation to decide if they will do same gender weddings or not.
The Metropolitan Community Church which is a church founded by gay people for gay people and their friends quite naturally they do gay weddings. The Unitarian Church which as the names suggests is not a church that believes in the Trinity, does gay marriages but that would not be satisfactory to a religious couple who believed in the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
I know of a Catholic church in New York State where the priest blesses dogs every year ironically on the date St. Francis of Assisi is celebrated. I said Ironically because Pope Francis, who chose the name of this saint, allows blessing of animals but forbids the blessing of same gender couples. The best hope for a Catholic couple is to wear a furry costume with a tail and maybe the priest will overlook the fact that they are human and will bless them.

The only reason I'm still up at 2am is because you wonderful people have inspire..."
Hey AB I am looking forwrad to reading your short story :)

Sorry but I must say I do not know this song, so I do not have the problem like Aves that get it stu..."
Here you are Helle - Ring My Bell - especially for you :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ra4ed...

Shouldn't their be apriest..."
Er actually I am running the service out of my house :)
But if the business grows then why not move it to a suitable holy base?
On a more serious note at the moment we only have Civil Partnerships in the UK. We dont have gay marriages yet. There are Church of England clergy who would like to be able to bless Civil Partnerships but we are not allowed to by law. (Canon law - Church of England Canon law is actually part of the law of the land)
I think you will find that some clergy will pray for same sex couples in different ways because we have to respond to the needs of our people, but it really depends on the priest. I do know some clergy will also attend Civil Partnership ceremonies to support members of their congregation.
The proposed legislation for gay marriages actually prevents clergy from conducting same sex marriages and so I think once this legisation is passed we will be left in the same position that we are with Civil Partnerships and individual priests will be left needing to find pastoral ways to support same sex couples in their congregations, which do not conflict with the law.
Personally I think this position is rather hypocritical and fails to witness to the nation. I think the best approach is to treat this as an issue of conscience and leave the decision on whether or not to bless civil partnerships/gay marriages to the clergy concerned. Some clegy do not support gay marriage/civil partnerships or anything else gay. Other clergy want to stand with their LGBT brothers and sisters and accompany them through the ups and downs of life.
I do think the Church of England could easily find a way which allows clergy to act according to their concscience and this is what many clergy are pushing for. We have many excellent theological minds in the Church who could develop a way forward which allows freedom for everyone. I hope that by the grace of God we will get there in the end.

We need a poll!! So far we have:
Mother Macky's M/M Match & Mate
Gay Pairee
Date Gayte ... your door to love"
Speed Gayting... A fast way to love'
Star Gayzers... Meet the man of your dreams'
Alley Gaytors... Meet the man whose right up your street!'
Gay Textspectations... Text that man into your life
Gaymates -- no strings unless you want rings
A Pair of Chocolate Covered Strawberries (??)
M-M-MM -- very discrete match makers
Gentle Men Start Your Engines Here -- for the car nut
You cannot have 'Sluts R'nt Us' remember this is a benign and respectful dating service for 'genteel gay men'.
On a separate note. I now need to do some work. I am sitting in my office (at my civil service job) laughing like a fool with total loss of dignity when I should be drafting a paper :)
Ijeoma wrote: "Helle wrote: "Ijeoma wrote: "You can ring my bellllllllllll Ring my bell. Well it goes with the picture. :)"
Sorry but I must say I do not know this song, so I do not have the problem like Aves t..."
Thank you Ijeoma now I understand your in that, I agree with you in that.
I know it's a complain departement, but I want to say that I have a new doctor and it's means a lot for me that you all have support me and help in this crisis, thank you all for your sweet and kind words and you many hugs, healing energy.
I only wish someone have warn me about this sooner, then maybe I would have a healthy shoulder and have some hours in an office to write on pc. He have destroyed my shoulder, because of his experiment *grrr* I will not end the rest of my days as cripple.
I am complaining about that I have lost your talks, so now I am confused about what you all are talking about?!?
Sorry but I must say I do not know this song, so I do not have the problem like Aves t..."
Thank you Ijeoma now I understand your in that, I agree with you in that.
I know it's a complain departement, but I want to say that I have a new doctor and it's means a lot for me that you all have support me and help in this crisis, thank you all for your sweet and kind words and you many hugs, healing energy.
I only wish someone have warn me about this sooner, then maybe I would have a healthy shoulder and have some hours in an office to write on pc. He have destroyed my shoulder, because of his experiment *grrr* I will not end the rest of my days as cripple.
I am complaining about that I have lost your talks, so now I am confused about what you all are talking about?!?

Very happy to hear you're with a new physician, fingers crossed he'll be able to help you for real.
Some of us were being silly, coming up with names for a fictional gentlemen's dating club. Other, more serious individualy were discussing the state of marriage rights in UK.
;)

Sorry but I must say I do not know this song, so I do not have the prob..."
I'm complaining at my self because this is not a complaining comment but its for our lovely Helle who I'm so pleased for because finally she has a new doctor and hopefully better medication and care will be put into motion to start helping her with her awful and painfull illness. A big grumpy but still happy hurray for Helle. :)
And at long last thanks to Ijeoma our own wonderful and wise, spiritual woman of the group, she can now sing along with "I can riiiiiiiiing my be, e,ell I can ring my bell"


Well, the guy whose house the wire goes to comes out and so very nicely - I say sarcastically - says "it's Time Warner Cable" and then gives us dirty looks and goes back inside. Well excuse me for making sure my kids are safe and some jackhole hasn't created a fire hazard! The electric company guy said I did the right thing, especially with kids but I am still annoyed that my neighbor is an a-hole with no personality.

You did the right thing. You took precautions. What if you didnt and your kids or anyone else got hurt? Ignore him.


I'm very aggrieved for Kendra....
Anyone would have been worried Kendra, the mans a bozo and obviously devoid of bains. You certainly did the right thing.

I took my friend to task and asked her whether she meant I shouldn't express my opinion. Now she is trying to explain this away but I am not letting her get away with it. So I have used this opportunity to warn all my Facebook friends not to do this and not to think that they can censure me on my Facebook page.
What a cheek!!
Next they wil be saying I shouldn't preach!! Utter nonsense!!! No one else will be doing that on my facebook page in the forseeable future.
Anil wrote: "I hate that I can't decide if I visit Thatcher's grave and just curse at her or I should also spit at it."
I regret that two other possibilities came to mind but might get you arrested for indecent exposure.
I regret that two other possibilities came to mind but might get you arrested for indecent exposure.


I regret that two other possibilities came to mind but might get you arreste..."
And she is going to have a big state funeral at St Pauls. Thankfully I am small potatoes clergy and wont be getting involved. I am also going to blank out lots of the news because some of the eulogizing that is going on is just ridiculous.
She was a tough woman and she acted on her convictions, but those convictions also hurt a lot of people especially poorer people and the marginalised.
Ijeoma wrote: "I hate it when people try to shut me up or silence me. A friend on Facebook said I should "chill" when I made a comment about Margaret Thatcher and her support for the Apartheid regime.
I took my ..."
Ijeoma that is why I have delete some friends, one who say that I must not share pics, because all her updates was with Yaoi and what are she doing now, "see how sexy I am as a mother and vote on me on this and this page" so I have delete her she have no right to say what I should do on my fb page or not.
Kendra you did the right thing, it's him that is a idiot and dumb that he do not think of the safety of the childern.
Thank you all for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me and thank you for your support, many hugs and healing energy xxx <3
I took my ..."
Ijeoma that is why I have delete some friends, one who say that I must not share pics, because all her updates was with Yaoi and what are she doing now, "see how sexy I am as a mother and vote on me on this and this page" so I have delete her she have no right to say what I should do on my fb page or not.
Kendra you did the right thing, it's him that is a idiot and dumb that he do not think of the safety of the childern.
Thank you all for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me and thank you for your support, many hugs and healing energy xxx <3

Oh I do love a jolly good spitting contest. Pity she can't really feel it. Wish she was side by side to Regan!

I regret that two other possibilities came to mind but might g..."
Thankfully it's just St. Paul's and not the Abbey.

The thing started with a football game. She is a fan of one of the teams and I supported its rival, because I love her fave team as much as I love rats. I might even love rats more than that team, which is normal I think. Some of the fans of my fave club supported her fave team, because it is a Turkish team and was playing against a European team. The others supported the other team as I did. After the game, she started name-calling for all of the supporters of my fave team, calling us apostates, because there was not a single voice rising from the group as if there had to. She also asked why some of us didn't support her fave team. I gave her some reasons of which some were facts, the rest was mere observation. She dismissed everything, calling them slanders and calling me apostate. I advised her to look it up in the dictionary before using terms. The discussion was over. I thought so. But I was wrong!
My fave team lost a game last night and she updated her Facebook status, and then she called me apostate again. I should have ignored her, but couldn't and told her she should stop joining demonstrations and predicting to be democratic, because she didn't respect my freedom of taking sides. I wouldn't mind if she had criticised the side I took. She wouldn't allow me to take a side other than hers if she could. I did mind that. She felt offended when I advised her not to join in demonstrations for democracy, giving an example of a demonstration she recently joined. Then, she started to send me abusive private messages. Finally she said she would leave me with my gay porn and misery. I thanked her. (Yes, she blocked me, too.)
Did I go too far? Certainly. Did I behave childishly? I did. I shouldn't have reacted at her at all. Do I regret? I do for the time I lost trying to explain her that she keeps confusing notions, in fact, she has no clue about them as in apostate. Also, it is a good riddance taking into account of her final remark.
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Ijeoma, he’s HOT! With a face like that (those..."
Well here he is on Youtube speaking about his coming out in Nigeria. Off course all my brothers are hot. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNEvD-...