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Aves wrote: "I am just a little burned up that I could have gone to three ballet classes in a row..."
So Aves my love, do you think Tom and I ought to give up going to the gym and doing our crunches, bench presses etc and replace them with doing pliés and jetés at ballet classes to keep our iron abs, perfect pecs and deeply developed chests? I don't know how Tom would feel about trading in his gym shorts for leotards though and I'd rather not trade my Nike air max trainers for ballet shoes.
So Aves my love, do you think Tom and I ought to give up going to the gym and doing our crunches, bench presses etc and replace them with doing pliés and jetés at ballet classes to keep our iron abs, perfect pecs and deeply developed chests? I don't know how Tom would feel about trading in his gym shorts for leotards though and I'd rather not trade my Nike air max trainers for ballet shoes.
Lucas wrote: "Aves wrote: "So Aves my love, do you think Tom and I ought to give going to the gym and doing our crunches,..."No way. Ballet dancers have a different look. Our arms and chests look scrawny compared to gym rats like you and Tom. Our development is in the lower torso and the legs. The girls especially, develop some beautifully sculpted calf muscles, not bulked up, but all smooth planes and sanded arcs. I’m sure it’s all the springing up on their toes that they do.
But I have to tell ‘ya, nothing grows a nice little, tight bubble butt like ballet. Not even squats. Even genetically challenged, no-ass-Asians like me can grow one. It’s all the jumping and kicking our legs backwards, for years and years and years.
I am deeply wounded that Aves called our Lucas a gym rat.
Hello!?! Did you guys miss my post where it says my husband is OUT OF TOWN!!! You keep talking about perfect pecs and bulging gluteus maximuses (how the heck do you make that word plural), and men walking around in tight leotards. I am going to be crazy by the time Mike gets back on Friday!! My little heart may not make it.
Tina wrote: "I am deeply wounded that Aves called our Lucas a gym rat."Didn’t mean any offence by it, believe me. But I’ll use the term, “gym jock” with equal affection.
And I can’t ever imagine Lucas and his fiancé ever living up that most derisive of gay labels, “gym bunny”.
Kendra wrote: "I am going to be crazy by the time Mike gets back on Friday!! My little heart may not make it. "Girl, are you going to be suffering the same thing I do when I haven’t had some man action in awhile, a swollen clitoris?
Lucky guy, when your husband gets home.
Kendra wrote: "Hello!?! Did you guys miss my post where it says my husband is OUT OF TOWN!!! You keep talking about perfect pecs and bulging gluteus maximuses (how the heck do you make that word plural), and me..."I'm jealous that all this talk of perfect pecs and tight asses makes Kendra think of her husband. Hmmm, that never even crossed my mind. Is that bad? :)
Shannon wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Hello!?! Did you guys miss my post where it says my husband is OUT OF TOWN!!! You keep talking about perfect pecs and bulging gluteus maximuses (how the heck do you make that word ..."No, not bad at all...I just know that the only way I will ever get any action from someone other than him is by having a 3 way with another woman, not another man...with bulging pecs and perfect buns and rock hard...yeah, I need to stop now...sorry, I got distracted, but my point is I have to think of him
Kendra wrote: "I just know that the only way I will ever get any action from someone other than him is by having a 3 way with another woman, not another man"That reminds me, some random poster on youtube, very obviously against gay sex, particularly gay butt sex, tried to tell me that women were designed to have sex with men, and with each other. But, and I quote, “But two men together is just nasty…don’t give me that shit.”
It burns me up that this dickhead remained immoveable in his belief in the rightness of his opinion. I finished off our little exchange by telling him, “If you don’t agree with gay butt sex, then don’t do it”.
Aves wrote: "Kendra wrote: "I just know that the only way I will ever get any action from someone other than him is by having a 3 way with another woman, not another man"That reminds me, some random poster on..."
People with that idea (ok for women, not so much for men) annoy me. Actually, they make me p.o.'d. My husband and I have actually had this conversation and he said he wasnt necessarily opposed to it (a 3 way with another guy) it would just require a lot of discussion between us.
Wow, I should have totally jumped on that rocket and ridden it into the sunset, and I didn't. *face plant into desk* What was I thinking?
Shannon wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Hello!?! Did you guys miss my post where it says my husband is OUT OF TOWN!!! You keep talking about perfect pecs and bulging gluteus maximuses (how the heck do you make that word ..."Not in my mind! That's why I love BoB so much.
I am really depressed, realising that I’ve spent the whole of today watching for new posts to pop up on this board. And hacking myself to death from the occasional coughing fits. And pretty much nothing else.What a waste. As Jerry says, I really need to get a life. Tomorrow. When I hope my sore throat has cleared up.
Lucas,Aves shows us pics of his gluteus and daikon thighs, where are your photos?????
I'm incredibly upset that Tina seems to be in love with Bob too. I thought me and him were in an exclusive relationship :-(
Danni wrote: "I'm incredibly upset that Tina seems to be in love with Bob too. I thought me and him were in an exclusive relationship :-("I'm sorry that I can't tell you the truth about Bob in this forum, but... the great thing about him: there's plenty to go around!
Why would i have photos of Aves' glutes and thighs?
Jerry wrote: "Lucas, Aves shows us pics of his gluteus and daikon thighs, where are your photos?????"
People here will have to settle for Aves ballet pic from his Profile Pictures
How can this gorgeous guy with his hot body not have a big muscular guys lined up begging to be his true and faithful boyfriend?
I think Aves is a hell of a lot pickier than he's making it seem. I bet he's had some big, yummy hunks trying to hit that!
*Whine* Sitting in the car dealership next to a kid that smells really bad....like really bad. God, what is that smell? Holy crap, he just farted. Someone save me!!!
Lucas wrote: "People here will have to settle for Aves..."I’m squealing and cringing because my thighs and glutes are feeling rather over-exposed right now.
I'm really not happy that while continuing to ogle Aves as I scroll down, multitasking, I have to read about Shannon's random smelly kid farting encounters.
Shannon wrote: "*Whine* Sitting in the car dealership next to a kid that smells really bad....like really bad. God, what is that smell? Holy crap, he just farted. Someone save me!!!"If he looks about ten Shannon, he’s being a typical boy. I went through a phase where I refused to get clean. And I bet he farted just to piss you off.
I am hurt, angry and confused that someone want my friendship, but never have read a book before. Then why want my friendship when this is about reading books.
I am not some f****** persons that just be your friend, just because you send me some nice letter and you never answered my question about "what the last book you had read". You can not skip cut corners, this applies to all of you, too *grrr*
I am not some f****** persons that just be your friend, just because you send me some nice letter and you never answered my question about "what the last book you had read". You can not skip cut corners, this applies to all of you, too *grrr*
Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "*Whine* Sitting in the car dealership next to a kid that smells really bad....like really bad. God, what is that smell? Holy crap, he just farted. Someone save me!!!"If he looks a..."
That wouldn't surprise me. He probably wanted to see what kind of face I'd make. Jesus, I tried not to but I don't think I succeeded. He was about 5 and even his grandpa kept sniffing him. lol
I'm pissed! I was just informed that hubby is getting furlough days starting next month if this darn sequester thing isn't solved. It will get worse the longer it goes on too! Pay cuts will come next:( They need to get the gosh darn budget passed!!!!!
I am pissed for you Tj. Our government sucks. They are like three year old boys fighting over a Tonka truck in the sandbox.
I am peeved that at this very moment my husband is having dinner with my 2 sisters, brother-in-law and nephew at Elephant Bar in sunny southern California while I am here in snowy southeastern Wisconsin :-(
Kendra wrote: "I am peeved that at this very moment my husband is having dinner with my 2 sisters, brother-in-law and nephew at Elephant Bar in sunny southern California while I am here in snowy southeastern Wisc..."And I'll be pissed for you too, Kendra! That just sucks a$$ (and not in the good way)! :)
Kendra wrote: "I am peeved that at this very moment my husband is having dinner with my 2 sisters, brother-in-law and nephew at Elephant Bar in sunny southern California while I am here in snowy southeastern Wisc..."The one in Santa Barbara? That one’s a classic! A really nice place too, as is the other one in San Diego.
Well, if it’s any consolation Kendra, it’s supposed to start raining here in southern California tonight and all weekend, with temperatures dropping into the fifties. *Gasp!!!!* That’s so cold! I’m headed back to Chicago myself tomorrow afternoon, where it’s still at freezing, but at least it’s sunny.
Shannon wrote: "I think Aves is a hell of a lot pickier than he's making it seem. I bet he's had some big, yummy hunks trying to hit that!"Yeah, but girl…once those big yummy hunks do hit it, they don’t want it anymore.
I swear, sometimes I feel like my mama relates to me like I’m her “daughter”. She says things like, “Once those men have tasted you, they’re gone, and not coming back for more”. As cringeworthy as her pronouncement is, she may have a point.
Aves wrote: "Kendra wrote: "I am peeved that at this very moment my husband is having dinner with my 2 sisters, brother-in-law and nephew at Elephant Bar in sunny southern California while I am here in snowy so..."Yes, it is freezing here. However, we are supposed to warm up to the mid to upper 40's over the weekend so I am sure I will see some crazy kids walking around in shorts here.
I have always found it funny that when it gets in the fifties out there by my sisters they are running inside because it is cold, whereas here, when it gets into the fifties, people start to go outside, wear shortsleeved shirts and start singing about spring. Of course, since my blood was originally from So. Cal my natural instinct is to still hibernate until the snow melts :-)
Oh and I think they are at the Elephant Bar in Montclair. I, of course, wouldn't know for sure *sniff, sniff* since MY job doesn't send me to different places around the country...it only sends me into the bathroom so that I can hide for a moment of peace. The kids probably think I have a bladder problem or something since I go in there so much. Nope, just need a minute alone otherwise mommy's head might explode :-)
Kendra wrote: "Oh and I think they are at the Elephant Bar in Montclair. I, of course, wouldn't know for sure *sniff, sniff* since MY job doesn't send me to different places around the country...it only sends me..."You get to hide in the bathroom? Lucky! My dog has figured out how to open the damned door. :)
Shannon wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Oh and I think they are at the Elephant Bar in Montclair. I, of course, wouldn't know for sure *sniff, sniff* since MY job doesn't send me to different places around the country...i..."Yeah, so has my 2 year old, and since it is our only bathroom, I don't like to lock it unless I am actually using it.
Smart dog, not so fun for you though.
Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "I think Aves is a hell of a lot pickier than he's making it seem. I bet he's had some big, yummy hunks trying to hit that!"Yeah, but girl…once those big yummy hunks do hit it, the..."
“Once those men have tasted you, they’re gone, and not coming back for more”. As cringeworthy as her pronouncement is, she may have a point.
I am trying desperately to hear your Philippino mom telling you this!
Kendra wrote: "Shannon wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Oh and I think they are at the Elephant Bar in Montclair. I, of course, wouldn't know for sure *sniff, sniff* since MY job doesn't send me to different places around..."Smart dog, not so fun for you though.
Both dog and cat know how to do this. Cat insists on sitting on lap when one is on the John. Dog wants his cheeks rubbed but then leaves you alone.
I'm annoyed to say that I agree with Aves mum, she sounds a very wise lady!! Its about time these so called grabby Yummy hunks realise that if they want our lovely Aves then its like that saying :" A dog is not just for Christmas its for life!! "
Except insert "Aves" instead of "dog".... And I'm not saying Aves is a dog because he isn't he's a Smartie eating ballet dancer and revered pilot... Oh god I'm rambling now! How aggravating....
I am annoyed that most of the day is being taken up trying to repair my computer. So frustrating!!!!!!!
Ijeoma wrote: "I am annoyed that most of the day is being taken up trying to repair my computer. So frustrating!!!!!!!"I'm annoyed and upset for Ijeoma and her frustrating computer ... :(
Macky wrote: "I'm annoyed to say that I agree with Aves mum, she sounds a very wise lady!! Its about time these so called grabby Yummy hunks realise that if they want our lovely Aves then its like that saying :..."I am humbled because of Macky's totally unwarranted good opinion of me. Thank you.
I'm somewhat irritated that I'm going to have to push away my laptop/ipad and stay away from here as much as I can, from now until my semi-annual pilot exam in May. On a day-to-day basis, there's very little about my job that's really stressful, and I never have to bring it home. Except for twice a year, like right now. Every November and May, I undergo a two-hour verbal examination, followed by a grueling four-hour simulator session, where we're put through our paces and are thrown any and every emergency, most of which, if I'm lucky, I'll never have to experience in real life. But we are tested this way to make sure we remain proficient, and this should be a great source of reassurance for all passengers.
It's a great source of stress for all pilots because essentially we're putting our reputation and most importantly, our careers on the line. I've generally never had problems with the simulator (flying) work. It's always, always, always the verbal question-and-answer examination that I trip up, because my brain can't seem to work when it feels like I'm being interrogated. It's as if my brain laughs at me, and defies me by slowing down even more, the harder I try to get it to tick over so I can come up with intelligent, logical and correct answers. It's nerve wracking, and the older I get, the more lead time I seem to need to study and memorize EVERYTHING I am going to be asked.
Ergo, two months before, I start cutting back on online stuff, I stop reading m/m-anything, I stop goofing off generally, and I start focusing on getting through another checkride.
It only happens twice a year, but man, am I complete wreck when I come out of it all.
I'm annoyed because my heart is racing, just typing this.
Grrr......
I'm annoyed for poor studying Aves for having to seclude himself away to pass his gruelling tests. I had no idea pilots underwent anything like that, let alone twice a year. Best of luck, Aves. Happy studying. Now I'm grumpy we won't be seeing your complaints and such for two months. :(
JustJen wrote: "I'm annoyed for poor studying Aves for having to seclude himself away to pass his gruelling tests. I had no idea pilots underwent anything like that, let alone twice a year. Best of luck, Aves. ..."Thank you, Jen. Oh no, I’ll still pop up to complain, but just not as frequently as I would like. We all need study breaks after all.
Aves wrote: "'m somewhat irritated that I'm going to have to push away my laptop/ipad and stay away from here as much as I can, from now until my semi-annual pilot exam in May. ."
Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
Aves wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm annoyed to say that I agree with Aves mum, she sounds a very wise lady!! Its about time these so called grabby Yummy hunks realise that if they want our lovely Aves then its like..."Aww bummer!! My butterflies are fluttering for you Aves but you'll sail through with flying colours I'm sure hun! Seriously good luck and keep calm in the face of adversity. Just let us know how your doing and if you feel like you need some TLC , I'm sure we'll all stop complaining and send hugs! Just keep hitting the Cadburys and Smarties and call it brain food!! All said in a very grumpy way of course...
Aves wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm annoyed to say that I agree with Aves mum, she sounds a very wise lady!! Its about time these so called grabby Yummy hunks realise that if they want our lovely Aves then its like..."As much as I would love to properly express my sincere wish that you didn't have to do this twice every year, I am in the wrong thread to do that so I will say that I am very grumpy that you have to go through that.
Sometimes verbal tests are the worst. We'll be here when you need to vent :-)
I am upset that I'm upset that my work server broke down and I could not work overtime as all nights this week. I'm out of my mind. And work sucks!
Ooops. :D I mean, I'm a bit miffed that I'm not sorrier about that. :)
I am disgruntled for you that most other pics are not showing at all, however. :D
I'm very annoyed that the roller-nipple on my Apple mouse has given up on up-scrolling again, this time I think for good. I'm addicted to it now. And I'm irritated that I've just ordered a Logitech mouse to replace it after reading endless negative reviews on the Apple website about the Apple mouse never working properly for long. :((((
I'm really annoyed that the airline companies are preventing our lovely Aves from spending his time goofing around on the internet, and showing off his various muscle groups to us avid fans. I'm fed up that Roger has a roller-nipple and I don't :(
And I'm really pee'd off that some people have the cheek to set their profile to private, which makes it incredibly difficult for me to follow my chosen career as a stalker/all round pervert. Grrrrrrrrrr!
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Of course! I can still rock a pair of black tights like nobody’s business. Now, no one in ballet class notices since we’re all..."
I feel very piqued for Aves that these ' straight' men react to his sweaty hard body and bootie and popping gluteus and thigh muscles the way they do at his ballet classes, I in fact would quite openly ogle his cute butt and shout out lude and suggestive comments with no shame whatsoever in appreciation of all his hard work and artistic flair!!