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[[deleted user]]

Macky wrote: "Lucas wrote: "At least Cmbwey and Luke topped me.... No not in that way you dirty minded complainers!!!! "

I know Cmbwey but there are no members of this group named Luke so I don't know who you are talking about.

The numbers are not necessarily complaints. Those counts include the other topics including the word associations which aren't complaints.

[Macky]

Lucas wrote: "Macky wrote: "Lucas wrote: "At least Cmbwey and Luke topped me.... No not in that way you dirty minded complainers!!!! "

I know Cmbwey but there are no members of this group named Luke so I don't ..."

Its very annoying to be pulled up for this lack of brain activity by LUCAS ( is that better Mr Picky? ) annoyingly I'll apologise grudgingly but be warned young man I'll probably do it again so shoot me already! By the way you can retaliate by calling me anything you wish .... But be gentle with me I've Got a bad head * blatant cry for sympathy * :(

[Katharina]

I'm beyond aggravated that my data analysis program crashed AGAIN right after I left last night at 11 pm. Seriously, it worked fine as long as I was there, then I left and five minutes after: boom, and crashed, setting me back 10 hours of analysis time. It's like it's mocking me. I can hear it laughing at me when I'm really silent. Yeah, there it is.
... what kind of life is it, when even your tech devices try to make a fool out of you...

[Tina]

Shannon wrote: "I'm bothered you think it's happening to me but super thrilled you care. :) It wouldn't happen to me for long, I'm way too mean, it's the nice people that tend to get crapped on."

I am destroyed to have to admit that Shannon is in fact one tough bitch. I am sorry to say that she is my friend, so I don't have to worry about her cutting me.

[Tina]

Katharina, I am irate that I can't express my empathy for your situation.

[Kendra]

I am appalled that I am still so juvenile that when I saw how many posts I had that I snickered and did a little fist pump...

[Katharina]

Tina wrote: "Katharina, I am irate that I can't express my empathy for your situation."

I'm miffed that I feel soothed by your unexpressed empathy.

[Tina]

I am bristling that Lucas is not accepting friend requests. WTH? He appears here and is all witty and cute and smart but won't be my friend? I am DESTROYED!

[Tina]

I am disgruntled that Lucas said there are three polls to vote on, but I can't find them.

[JustJen "Miss Conduct"]

Over in the upper right corner, click on the "Polls" icon. Took me a few minutes to find them as well, for which I was deeply peeved.

[JustJen "Miss Conduct"]

I am preturbed to have, once again, geared up for the storm of the century, only to have it arrive late, and then rain which reminds me, yet again, how irritating it is that people actually get paid to somewhat predict the weather patterns.

[[deleted user]]

I am disgubsteaded that most people only voted in one poll. We have three (3) polls so after the first one click where it says More polls...

[[deleted user]]

Tina wrote: "I am disgruntled that Lucas said there are three polls to vote on, but I can't find them."

I'm distressed that I failed to provide adequate notice that people could go to the Group Home and click on Polls or after taking the first poll click at the bottom where it says "More polls..."

[Tina]

I am mortified that I am such an idiot.

[Kendra]

Tina wrote: "I am bristling that Lucas is not accepting friend requests. WTH? He appears here and is all witty and cute and smart but won't be my friend? I am DESTROYED!"

I felt the same way! I was so dejected that I huddled in a corner all day...or that could have also been because we had another snow day yesterday so all the kids were home...maybe a bit of both?

[Aves]

I am just a little burned up that I could have gone to three ballet classes in a row this week, which is uncommon for me, had it not been for this sore throat I picked up on my trip over the weekend.

I’d love to take class but I don’t want to be around others and get them sick too. This sucks. Too sick to go out and do anything, not sick enough to be content flopped on my bed all day. Grrr…..

*Flopping on my bed in T-shirt and sweats and munching on a Cadbury chocolate bar I bought in Canada. They taste different from the Cadbury we buy here in the States because over there, they’re imported from England. In the meantime I can feel and almost see my thighs getting flabbier and more ham hock-like by the minute*

[Kim]

I can't believe there are only three polls. :(

Appalled to think Aves can even remotely consider calling his thighs ham hocks.

Also jealous of his chocolate.

[Tina]

Kim wrote: "I can't believe there are only three polls. :(

Appalled to think Aves can even remotely consider calling his thighs ham hocks.

Also jealous of his chocolate."

I am outraged that Aves didn't bring enough to share with the class! And disgruntled to think he has such a low opinion of his thighs. I've seen them in tights and the are very nice thighs.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Lucas wrote: "
I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,

The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word asso..."

I am annoyed that I am second to last in the table of the most prolific complainers. This rankles my competitive spirit. I am going to improve my ranking and complain a lot more.

[[deleted user]]

Tina wrote: "I am mortified that I am such an idiot."

I regret to say most people only saw the first one and did not vote in the other two polls so you are not an idiot—just distracted by all the things that make you complain.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Aves wrote: "I am just a little burned up that I could have gone to three ballet classes in a row this week, which is uncommon for me, had it not been for this sore throat I picked up on my trip over the weeken..."

I am outraged that Aves thinks that his thighs are getting flabbier and more ham hock-like by the minute and yet he does ballet?

Puhlease!!!!

[Danni]

I'm devastated that the ratings for biggest loudmouth in the Complaints Department is being compiled from all group messages. I thought I'd complained quite a lot, but it seems that other people are getting the glory simply by posting one word answers in the word association thread, which as far as I'm concerned is not proper complaining at all.

I'm also just miffed that I haven't complained more.

[Macky]

I'm slightly disappointed that Aves doesn't use his ballet photo as his profile piccy. I'm miffed to have to admit that he's rocking a very nice bod... Not that Ive been perving his profile or anything like that. I just like the arts.....

[Kat]

I'm disappointed that whenever I have new friend requests and my heart starts to flutter hopefully, 19 times out of 20 they turn out not to be new soulmates who share my love for Toreth & Warrick, but FSOG fanatics with 2000 friends and 20 books.
And that nagging feeling that I live to work keeps annoying me...and....Meh.

Wait?!...Rocking ballet bods? Where?!

[Kat]

And I hate that in books everyone merrily goes around the block without a care in the world, while IRL antibiotics resistant gonorrhea is on the prowl.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Macky wrote: I'm miffed to have to admit that he's rocking a very nice bod... Not that Ive been perving his profile or anyt..."

I want to complain. There is nothing wrong with perving profiles as long as it is done appropriately and with decorum.

[Jerry]

Aves wrote: "*Flopping on my bed in T-shirt and sweats and munching on a Cadbury chocolate bar I bought in Canada. They taste different from the Cadbury we buy here in the States because over there, they’re imported from England. In the meantime I can feel and almost see my thighs getting flabbier and more ham hock-like by the minute* "
As they say in Japan, "daikon thighs".

[[deleted user]]

Danni wrote: "I'm devastated that the ratings for biggest loudmouth in the Complaints Department is being compiled from all group messages. I thought I'd complained quite a lot, but it seems that other people a..."

Feeling so bad Danni is devastated so Danni please free to count the 650+ word associations for each member and tabulate the entries so they can be subtracted from the total comments by member on the Complaint Department and I'll be pleased to post the results.

If there is anything else I can help you with I'm at your service ;)

[Danni]

Lucas wrote: "Danni wrote: "I'm devastated that the ratings for biggest loudmouth in the Complaints Department is being compiled from all group messages. I thought I'd complained quite a lot, but it seems that ..."

Ok, done that. It appears that l am the winner.

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Danni wrote: "I'm devastated that the ratings for biggest loudmouth in the Complaints Department is being compiled from all group messages. I thought I'd complained quite a lot, but ..."

I'm miffed that Danni understood the instructions that Lucas proffered... Or else she's fibbing.

[Aves]

Jerry wrote: "As they say in Japan, "daikon thighs". "

Believe me, I’m well on my way.
*Savagely tears off remaining Cadbury wrapper and velociraptor-like, voraciously inhales what’s left of the chocolate, daikon-thighs be damned.*

[Danni]

Macky wrote: "Danni wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Danni wrote: "I'm devastated that the ratings for biggest loudmouth in the Complaints Department is being compiled from all group messages. I thought I'd complained qui..."

I am appalled and insulted at Macky's insinuation that l may not have just spent hours counting, tabulating, and subtracting the complaints figures, and that l only said l did in order to claim victory for being the biggest complainer. Disgusting!

[Shannon]

Loederkoningin wrote: "I'm disappointed that whenever I have new friend requests and my heart starts to flutter hopefully, 19 times out of 20 they turn out not to be new soulmates who share my love for Toreth & Warrick, ..."

I'm so annoyed that I had to go to Aves profile pics and look at him in his tights...again so I could put the link here. Am not a perv, am not!!! http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/4...

AND

Why don't we have Oil Wrestling here in the US? I'm moving to Turkey!! http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/turk...

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "Macky wrote: "Danni wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Danni wrote: "I'm devastated that the ratings for biggest loudmouth in the Complaints Department is being compiled from all group messages. I thought I'd ..."

I am slightly discombobulated trying to imagine Danni finding time to tabulate all these figures whilst still managing to produce wonderful stories and other authory things. I am appalled that she thinks I was trying to insinuate that even though I am grudgingly very fond of her she is in fact probably making it all up!!!! I am mortally wounded and wallowing in a trough of despair... I want to binge eat now....

[Aves]

Shannon wrote: "I'm so annoyed that I had to go to Aves profile pics"

Eeek!!! I’m on display! But that’s not my best thigh shot, my BEST thigh shot, oh...never mind.
*Immediately quashes exhibitionistic tendencies by un-clicking on naked ass-shot meant only for potential hookups.*

[Macky]

"I'm so annoyed that I had to go to Aves profile pics and look at him in his tights...again so I could put the link here. Am not a perv, am not!!! http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/4..."

I am disappointed to see that Shannon is trying desperately to tell herself she's not a perv... I feel she needs help and support so that she can finally stand up in front of us as a group and say " hello everybody, my names Shannon and I'm a perv". Shannon we will all be there for you in your hour of need.... Oh by the way " hello my names Macky and I'm...........

[Aves]

Macky wrote: "I want to binge eat now.... "

Come on over, Macky. All my Cadbury’s gone. Got any Smarties?

[Shannon]

Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "I'm so annoyed that I had to go to Aves profile pics"

Eeek!!! I’m on display! But that’s not my best thigh shot, my BEST thigh shot, oh...never mind.
*Immediately quashes exhibi..."

Wait just a f---ing second! You go back and click back on that naked ass-shot, you turd!!!

[Aves]

Ijeoma wrote: "I want to complain. There is nothing wrong with perving profiles as..."

That’s right, Girl. Like right now, I’m perving Welshman Cmbwey’s profile. Mr. Nosey Knickers over here wants to know what job he does that requires him to diet - model? leg model? rugby thighs model? (I LOVE rugby thighs!)...

[Macky]

Aves wrote: "Macky wrote: "I want to binge eat now.... "

Come on over, Macky. All my Cadbury’s gone. Got any Smarties?"

On my way... Will you be wearing your ballet tights?

[Aves]

Shannon wrote: "Wait just a f---ing second! You go back and click back on that naked ass-shot, you turd!!!"

*In a small, girly, I’m-gonna-tell-mum, quavering voice*
Um…that’s not very lady-like.

[Kim]

Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "Wait just a f---ing second! You go back and click back on that naked ass-shot, you turd!!!"

*In a small, girly, I’m-gonna-tell-mum, quavering voice*
Um…that’s not very lady-like."

Bah ha ha ha ha! (Dammit)

[Macky]

Aves wrote: "Ijeoma wrote: "I want to complain. There is nothing wrong with perving profiles as..."

That’s right, Girl. Like right now, I’m perving Welshman Cmbwey’s profile. Mr. Nosey Knickers over here wan..."

Ooh rugby thighs!! I mean how awful big hunky men in scrums all hugging each other, in shorts, showing of their hard, muscled thighs * shivers*

[Danni]

I'm upset and quite sorry that l've made Macky binge eat and wallow, but then she probably shouldn't have accused me of fibbing.

I'm shocked and disappointed that people seem to think that perving on people's profiles is in some way pervy.

I am extremely angry that spending time today lubed up with legs akimbo and being poked with something large by a gynaecologist wasn't nearly as much fun as that porno l watched the other night had led me to believe it would be :-(

[Shannon]

Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "Wait just a f---ing second! You go back and click back on that naked ass-shot, you turd!!!"

*In a small, girly, I’m-gonna-tell-mum, quavering voice*
Um…that’s not very lady-like."

Oops, lost myself for a moment there, I meant..

Could you please wait for a moment sir? I would very much appreciate it if you could retrace your steps and share your unclothed-derriere, you bm. Better?

[Macky]

Danni wrote: "I'm upset and quite sorry that l've made Macky binge eat and wallow, but then she probably shouldn't have accused me of fibbing.

I'm shocked and disappointed that people seem to think that perving..."

I'm beating myself up now because Danni has been poked and not in the "woohoo" legs akimbo way! I will never disparage her name again.

[Aves]

Macky wrote: "On my way... Will you be wearing your ballet tights?"

Of course! I can still rock a pair of black tights like nobody’s business. Now, no one in ballet class notices since we’re all dressed the same way, but all the daddies waiting for their little girls and boys to come out of their ballet class in the studio a few doors down the hall certainly do!

I can see them visibly recoil in horror as I walk past them to the dressing room after class. Dripping in sweat, tight tights clinging to me, body feeling “worked” like nothing else can, thigh and gluteus maximus muscles popping, it’s as if they’re terrified that male ballet bootie might taste good, or something.

The California dads in San Diego are less bothered by it. But the midwestern, more conservative Chicago dads? Totally not cool with it. Even though they don’t want to, I know they’re looking, and checking me out.

Did I digress? I want to complain about something. Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m somewhat bent out of shape that in all of these years of stepping out of ballet classes, none of these perving ballet daddies have ever, EVER, been ballsy enough to pass me their number.

[Tina]

I assure you that I am not recoiling in horror at the picture you just planted in my mind. I am so angry that those dads don't appreciate the beauty and sheer hotness you posess.

[Aves]

Danni wrote: "I am extremely angry that spending time today lubed up with legs akimbo and being poked with something large by a gynaecologist wasn't nearly as much fun as that porno l watched the other night had led me to believe it would be :-( "

Ughhh….the things girls have to put up with. That really can’t have been any fun.

[Danni]

Aves wrote: "Ughhh….the things girls have to put up with. That really can’t have been any fun. "
It really wasn't. Porn lied :-(

I'm upset that none of those in-denial ballet dads didn't pass you their number. Their loss. And our loss too, cos you could have reported back in graphic detail.