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Tj wrote: "So annoyed with in-laws. Please, GO AWAY SOON!!! Waking up grandbaby, telling me what to do with grandbaby, taking over kitchen while acting like I know nothing about cooking, cooking and feeding..."
Oh drat. So upset Tina has the worst, most irritating in-laws especially waking up the baby and telling you how to raise your kids, cook your food and run your lives not to mention your souls.
Why don't you mom-in-law that you need her to demonstrate how to vacuum and dust or any other housework you can pawn off on her.
Oh drat. So upset Tina has the worst, most irritating in-laws especially waking up the baby and telling you how to raise your kids, cook your food and run your lives not to mention your souls.
Why don't you mom-in-law that you need her to demonstrate how to vacuum and dust or any other housework you can pawn off on her.


Lucas wrote: "I'm a little displeased that you're not requiring the next Sims-like candidate not to have his girly voice."
Look, you two bitches, *Hands on hips, antennae waving testily*
I don't need him to talk to me, I just need him to have broad shoulders I can hang onto while he's pounding me out of my mind. (Did I just say that?...)
*Flounces off, flits away, Asian butterfly wings flapping indignantly*

Anyway, for those of you who remain impressively impervious to the charms of Brian Sims, I've posted a picture or two of him and me on my profile page. That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb. Had Sims held me by my shoulder, with his big, meaty, fleshy PALM, another second longer, I would have melted onto him.

I'm feeling aggrieved for Aves that he can't post his awesome picture on here. His little face is a picture... I swear Aves your tongue is just about to pop out and do unspeakable things to the nice man!! You should have pretended to collapse because I think he might have given you the kiss of life!


Dang, why can't I EVER think of anything like that? Here. Macky, take my Gay Card away from me now.


Really, Danni?! Did you go to my profile page? They seem to come out in full size there.


Dang, why can't I EVER think of anything like that? Here. Macky, take my Gay Card a..."
What and strip you of your Asian butterfly wings that you flap so well.... Noooooo you are most welcome to join my " straight woman's gay guide to roping in your perfect man" lessons though.

Oh, Tutu...I'm forever and always resolving never to fall in lust with a public figure who will never know me from molasses. And most years I succeed. It must have been the whole former football player thing, and the fact he can bench press 500 lbs. And you're right, it's very distressingly like high school.

I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :(

I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this way!!

I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this way!!"
I'm frustrated that Barbie got to Jen's 10 inches first! Me wants, me wants. :)

I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this..."
Someone sais something about ten inches? Um...that's rather more than I can normally handle, but I'm willing to give it my best college try!
Oh...you were talking about snow. Never mind.

Aves wrote: "That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb."
I thought it was flatulence.
I thought it was flatulence.

I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this way!!"
I am jealous that I'm not getting anywhere near 10 inches!

I thought it was flatulence."
Did you see the comment I made on the photo?

I'm upset that I want JustJen to send tha..."
We were talking about snow? Oh! I'm perturbed that I wasn't even thinking about snow when I saw 10 inches being mentioned!!

Jerry wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Aves wrote: "That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb."
I thought it was flatulence."
Did you see the comment I..."
I regret to say I hadn't but I sure laughed a lot when I read it a minute ago, "Did I really type that?" Yep Jerry you did and thanks!
I thought it was flatulence."
Did you see the comment I..."
I regret to say I hadn't but I sure laughed a lot when I read it a minute ago, "Did I really type that?" Yep Jerry you did and thanks!


I am confounded that this is an open group or I'd show you my bubbles.


Yes I did, wise guy. And I would have copped to it if I could have also told you that the cause of it was the male/anal version of "p*ssy farts", from a whole morning of being banged by Mr. Sims. But alas, I would be fibbing.

Aves: 'I can just reach up and close his mouth, clamp my legs harder around him and shout, “Oh, just shut up and do me!!!”'
to which Lucas replies 'You are fun and witty, attractive, fit, intelligent and need I say it, well traveled. You are interesting and empathetic, thoughtful and energetic. You make me laugh and you always have a kind word to say. All that and you dress well too.'
and then Aves says: I’ve STILL got "beautiful bubble butt cheeks”.
Next Lucas replies with: In reference to Aves' arse I am upset that none of our members has yet set him up with a hunky straight-acting, muscular, gay guy who is into worshipful fidelity to a sweet, funny and cute airline pilot whose name begins with A.
I'm so annoyed that fun, empathy and kindness isn't literally just around the corner. Well, it kindof is if you believe cyber friends are close enough but it's just not the same as sitting down with a nice vino and a friend. Hmpf. Carry on chaps, I'm enjoying the show! Oops, grumble, grumble, darn it, complain, complain, complain (must not forget rules).

Suec, you could just keep compiling their exchanges and some of Boyd's and I would be very angry if I had to keep reading them as they are completely NOT hot.

Yeah but Lucas is very hot (unfortunately he's engaged.)


Shannon wrote: "I'm beyond annoyed and frustrated and frankly just plain pissed that people around here (not on this thread) can be so freaking cruel. Like 'cut you to the bone' cruel and somehow they think it's o..."
I'm rejufracktive that people on Goodreads (not in this thread) are being callous and vicious to Shannon who is a really fine person.I'm sorry that's happening Shannon.
I'm rejufracktive that people on Goodreads (not in this thread) are being callous and vicious to Shannon who is a really fine person.I'm sorry that's happening Shannon.

I'm also upset that Shannon is having this happen:(


I’m dumbfounded right now, really dumbfounded at how far I’ve taken this even if it’s just in my own head. I feel really stupid admitting any of this. An old heifer like me really should know better.
Okay. I’ll let this one go now and will say no more about it.

I’ve heard absolutely nothing. If he’s a frequent visitor and poster on goodreads.com, I’m sure my updates will appear on his goodreads friends newsfeed and he will know everything I’ve said about him, much to my chagrin.
Aves wrote: "Danni wrote: "I'm also really peeved that Aves hasn’t updated us on the George saga "
I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind.
I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind.


Said blind date wasn’t blind, but he’s nothing if not persistent. He turned out to be not what I was looking for, even though his person was not far removed from his profile photo. Since it is impossible for me to feel anything but mild, platonic, it stands to reason that he’s emailed me twice asking to meet again.
Remember my first complaint, “…the ones you don’t want never go away…”? I’m once again in the unenviable position of giving him the Big Asian Blowoff, and turning him down.
Grrr….

Said blind date wasn’t blind, but he’s nothing if not persistent. He turned out to ..."
For a second I thought you said "the Big Asian Blowjob" and I thought, "well thats ONE way to let him down gently" :-)

Said blind date wasn’t blind, but he’s nothing if not persistent. He t..."
Kendra! So naughty! (I read the same thing) :)
I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,
The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word associations posted) in the all group topics are:
Cmbwey:161
Macky: 157
JustJen: 135
Tina: 98
Goesta: 81
Aves: 78
Shanon: 77
Kendra: 69
Ijeoma: 68
Elizabetta: 56

I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,
The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word asso..."
Go to bed already!

I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,
The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word asso..."
I'm horrified to see that I'm such a complaining old biddy. I'm also PO'd because that includes a full day off yesterday due to an annoying migraine that made me feel like poop! At least Cmbwey and Luke topped me.... No not in that way you dirty minded complainers!!!!......... 158 now. Eeeek.
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Aves I must say that I'm a little displeased that you are not requiring that the next Sims-like candidate not have have his girly voice.