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Tj wrote: "So annoyed with in-laws. Please, GO AWAY SOON!!! Waking up grandbaby, telling me what to do with grandbaby, taking over kitchen while acting like I know nothing about cooking, cooking and feeding..."
Oh drat. So upset Tina has the worst, most irritating in-laws especially waking up the baby and telling you how to raise your kids, cook your food and run your lives not to mention your souls.
Why don't you mom-in-law that you need her to demonstrate how to vacuum and dust or any other housework you can pawn off on her.
Oh drat. So upset Tina has the worst, most irritating in-laws especially waking up the baby and telling you how to raise your kids, cook your food and run your lives not to mention your souls.
Why don't you mom-in-law that you need her to demonstrate how to vacuum and dust or any other housework you can pawn off on her.
Lucas, I'm disappointed that you even had to say that. I of course do that since I never do it well enough anyway;)
Jerry wrote: "And you wonder why people think of you as an Asian butterfly?"Lucas wrote: "I'm a little displeased that you're not requiring the next Sims-like candidate not to have his girly voice."
Look, you two bitches, *Hands on hips, antennae waving testily*
I don't need him to talk to me, I just need him to have broad shoulders I can hang onto while he's pounding me out of my mind. (Did I just say that?...)
*Flounces off, flits away, Asian butterfly wings flapping indignantly*
I am vexed beyond belief that even after all these years of being on goodreads, I still don't know how to post a picture within a discussion. I just deleted a post because the accompanying picture didn't come through.Anyway, for those of you who remain impressively impervious to the charms of Brian Sims, I've posted a picture or two of him and me on my profile page. That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb. Had Sims held me by my shoulder, with his big, meaty, fleshy PALM, another second longer, I would have melted onto him.
Aves wrote: "I am vexed beyond belief that even after all these years of being on goodreads, I still don't know how to post a picture within a discussion. I just deleted a post because the accompanying picture..."I'm feeling aggrieved for Aves that he can't post his awesome picture on here. His little face is a picture... I swear Aves your tongue is just about to pop out and do unspeakable things to the nice man!! You should have pretended to collapse because I think he might have given you the kiss of life!
And I'm PO'd that Aves has chosen to post pictures soo teeny tiny weeny, that I can barely see them, so I'm still totally oblivious to Brian Sims' charms.
Macky wrote: "You should have pretended to collapse because I think he might have given you the kiss of life!"Dang, why can't I EVER think of anything like that? Here. Macky, take my Gay Card away from me now.
I am terribly pissed off that I haven't had a crush like Aves' since my high school days. I grudgingly admit to having the exact same picture with a football(soccer)player.Don't judge, high school, remember?!?
Danni wrote: "And I'm PO'd that Aves has chosen to post pictures soo teeny tiny weeny, that I can barely see them, so I'm still totally oblivious to Brian Sims' charms."Really, Danni?! Did you go to my profile page? They seem to come out in full size there.
And I'm even more PO'd that Aves didn't post teeny tiny weeny pictures at all, but I only just figured out how to see the large version so now I look like a total idiot.
Aves wrote: "Macky wrote: "You should have pretended to collapse because I think he might have given you the kiss of life!"Dang, why can't I EVER think of anything like that? Here. Macky, take my Gay Card a..."
What and strip you of your Asian butterfly wings that you flap so well.... Noooooo you are most welcome to join my " straight woman's gay guide to roping in your perfect man" lessons though.
Tutu wrote: "I am terribly pissed off that I haven't had a crush like Aves' since my high school days. I grudgingly admit to having the exact same picture with a football(soccer)player.Don't judge, high school,..."Oh, Tutu...I'm forever and always resolving never to fall in lust with a public figure who will never know me from molasses. And most years I succeed. It must have been the whole former football player thing, and the fact he can bench press 500 lbs. And you're right, it's very distressingly like high school.
I would like to officially complain that I am sick of the cold and crappy weather. More snow is expected this week, and I'm just tired of being cold. I'm ready for spring and warmth and sunshine, dag nabbit. :(I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :(
I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :( I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this way!!
I am also upset at JustJen's unfortunate circumstances, I want cooler weather. It's 92F here today!
Barbie wrote: "I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :( I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this way!!"
I'm frustrated that Barbie got to Jen's 10 inches first! Me wants, me wants. :)
Shannon wrote: "Barbie wrote: "I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :( I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this..."
Someone sais something about ten inches? Um...that's rather more than I can normally handle, but I'm willing to give it my best college try!
Oh...you were talking about snow. Never mind.
I'm annoyed that I have to calculate how many centimeters are 10 inches!?! (25.4 centimeters by the way)
Aves wrote: "That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb."
I thought it was flatulence.
I thought it was flatulence.
Barbie wrote: "I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :( I'm upset that I want JustJen to send that 10 inches this way!!"
I am jealous that I'm not getting anywhere near 10 inches!
Lucas wrote: "Aves wrote: "That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb."I thought it was flatulence."
Did you see the comment I made on the photo?
Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "Barbie wrote: "I would also like to add that I am pissed to be pissed about being tired of hearing that I might get another 10 inches. :( I'm upset that I want JustJen to send tha..."
We were talking about snow? Oh! I'm perturbed that I wasn't even thinking about snow when I saw 10 inches being mentioned!!
Barbie, I am stunned that your mind went right to snow when so many of ours obviously went a little further south.
Jerry wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Aves wrote: "That unfortunate expression on my face mirrors my inner state at the time: starstruck, speechless, struck dumb."
I thought it was flatulence."
Did you see the comment I..."
I regret to say I hadn't but I sure laughed a lot when I read it a minute ago, "Did I really type that?" Yep Jerry you did and thanks!
I thought it was flatulence."
Did you see the comment I..."
I regret to say I hadn't but I sure laughed a lot when I read it a minute ago, "Did I really type that?" Yep Jerry you did and thanks!
I am annoyed and a little titillated that I can't get this song out of my head or mental eye...I Like Your Bubble
Tina wrote: "I am annoyed and a little titillated that I can't get this song out of my head or mental eye...I Like Your Bubble"I am confounded that this is an open group or I'd show you my bubbles.
I am disappointed that you don't post your bubbles on You Tube and link us to them!
I annoyed that I now have to find a way to make that song my ringtone hoping that I can shock some of the PTA moms AND that this is an open group so we can't see Boyd's bubble!
Jerry wrote: "Did you see the comment I..."Yes I did, wise guy. And I would have copped to it if I could have also told you that the cause of it was the male/anal version of "p*ssy farts", from a whole morning of being banged by Mr. Sims. But alas, I would be fibbing.
I'd like to complain with utter annoyance that I'm devastated that people like Aves and Lucas aren't my next door neighboors. In just the first 2 pages of 'complaints' the banter between them goes as follows:Aves: 'I can just reach up and close his mouth, clamp my legs harder around him and shout, “Oh, just shut up and do me!!!”'
to which Lucas replies 'You are fun and witty, attractive, fit, intelligent and need I say it, well traveled. You are interesting and empathetic, thoughtful and energetic. You make me laugh and you always have a kind word to say. All that and you dress well too.'
and then Aves says: I’ve STILL got "beautiful bubble butt cheeks”.
Next Lucas replies with: In reference to Aves' arse I am upset that none of our members has yet set him up with a hunky straight-acting, muscular, gay guy who is into worshipful fidelity to a sweet, funny and cute airline pilot whose name begins with A.
I'm so annoyed that fun, empathy and kindness isn't literally just around the corner. Well, it kindof is if you believe cyber friends are close enough but it's just not the same as sitting down with a nice vino and a friend. Hmpf. Carry on chaps, I'm enjoying the show! Oops, grumble, grumble, darn it, complain, complain, complain (must not forget rules).
I am incensed that I do not have any incense.
Suec wrote: "I'd like to complain with utter annoyance that I'm devastated that people like Aves and Lucas aren't my next door neighboors. In just the first 2 pages of 'complaints' the banter between them goes..."Suec, you could just keep compiling their exchanges and some of Boyd's and I would be very angry if I had to keep reading them as they are completely NOT hot.
Tina wrote: "Suec, you could just keep compiling their exchanges and some of Boyd's and I would be very angry if I had to keep reading them as they are completely NOT hot."Yeah but Lucas is very hot (unfortunately he's engaged.)
I won't touch. Just a little lookie and readie.
I'm beyond annoyed and frustrated and frankly just plain pissed that people around here (not on this thread) can be so freaking cruel. Like 'cut you to the bone' cruel and somehow they think it's okay. Grrrrr!!!!!
I'm pissed that I have no patience, resulting in my early viewing of episode 2 of Vikings, therefore causing me to now have to wait almost two weeks to see a new episode of smokin smexy Viking goodness.
Shannon wrote: "I'm beyond annoyed and frustrated and frankly just plain pissed that people around here (not on this thread) can be so freaking cruel. Like 'cut you to the bone' cruel and somehow they think it's o..."
I'm rejufracktive that people on Goodreads (not in this thread) are being callous and vicious to Shannon who is a really fine person.I'm sorry that's happening Shannon.
I'm rejufracktive that people on Goodreads (not in this thread) are being callous and vicious to Shannon who is a really fine person.I'm sorry that's happening Shannon.
I'm so annoyed that my in-laws get back tonight when I was hoping to have them gone at least overnight! I'm also upset that Shannon is having this happen:(
I'm bothered you think it's happening to me but super thrilled you care. :) It wouldn't happen to me for long, I'm way too mean, it's the nice people that tend to get crapped on.
I’m appalled at how petulantly I’m behaving about this whole Brian Sims-thing. Ever since finding out about his fiancé, I’ve not posted anything on his Facebook profile, I’ve removed him from my FB news feed and I shun anything with his name on it, which granted, isn’t much.I’m dumbfounded right now, really dumbfounded at how far I’ve taken this even if it’s just in my own head. I feel really stupid admitting any of this. An old heifer like me really should know better.
Okay. I’ll let this one go now and will say no more about it.
Danni wrote: "I'm also really peeved that Aves hasn’t updated us on the George saga "I’ve heard absolutely nothing. If he’s a frequent visitor and poster on goodreads.com, I’m sure my updates will appear on his goodreads friends newsfeed and he will know everything I’ve said about him, much to my chagrin.
Aves wrote: "Danni wrote: "I'm also really peeved that Aves hasn’t updated us on the George saga "
I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind.
I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind.
I don't like last minute business trips! My husband wasn't supposed to be the one to go but the client wants "the lead engineer" at the meeting which means he now leaves tomorrow for California. This leads me to being jealous because he gets to have dinner on Thursday night with MY 2 sisters since Irwindale is only 15 minutes from one of their homes. He will now have seen them more in the last year than I have! I told him he had to take a picture with them so that I could Photoshop my head on his body :-)
Lucas wrote: "I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind."Said blind date wasn’t blind, but he’s nothing if not persistent. He turned out to be not what I was looking for, even though his person was not far removed from his profile photo. Since it is impossible for me to feel anything but mild, platonic, it stands to reason that he’s emailed me twice asking to meet again.
Remember my first complaint, “…the ones you don’t want never go away…”? I’m once again in the unenviable position of giving him the Big Asian Blowoff, and turning him down.
Grrr….
Aves wrote: "Lucas wrote: "I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind."Said blind date wasn’t blind, but he’s nothing if not persistent. He turned out to ..."
For a second I thought you said "the Big Asian Blowjob" and I thought, "well thats ONE way to let him down gently" :-)
Kendra wrote: "Aves wrote: "Lucas wrote: "I'm mildly miffed that Aves hasn't told me about his blind date and if the guy was really blind."Said blind date wasn’t blind, but he’s nothing if not persistent. He t..."
Kendra! So naughty! (I read the same thing) :)
I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,
The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word associations posted) in the all group topics are:
Cmbwey:161
Macky: 157
JustJen: 135
Tina: 98
Goesta: 81
Aves: 78
Shanon: 77
Kendra: 69
Ijeoma: 68
Elizabetta: 56
Lucas wrote: "I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,
The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word asso..."
Go to bed already!
Lucas wrote: "I am exasperatedly ranked that at this moment I am the biggest loudmouth on the Complaint Department with 182 comments including this one,
The 10 most prolific members (most comments or word asso..."
I'm horrified to see that I'm such a complaining old biddy. I'm also PO'd because that includes a full day off yesterday due to an annoying migraine that made me feel like poop! At least Cmbwey and Luke topped me.... No not in that way you dirty minded complainers!!!!......... 158 now. Eeeek.
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Aves I must say that I'm a little displeased that you are not requiring that the next Sims-like candidate not have have his girly voice.