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message 651: by Barbie (new)

Barbie (barbiek) I'm vexed that Shannon just made be visualize an a$$hole with lips!!!!


JustJen "Miss Conduct" (just_jen) I second Barbie's vexation.


message 653: by Barbie (new)

Barbie (barbiek) Goesta wrote: "Barbie wrote: "I am chagrined that more companies aren't following Amazon Kindles advertising strategy!

http://youtu.be/lS3t9reE364

Well done, Amazon! Well done!!"

What is Barbie going on about..."


I irked that I have no idea what you just said but...

#1 - ALL advertising is a cash grab.
#2 - At what point in the future, when there are more gay couples in commercials, does it not become exploitation?
#3 - It has to start somewhere!!!!!!!


message 654: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) I'm really fed up because I've not been feeling myself today ( waiting for all bad puns ) So I haven't been got a clue what you're all whittering on about. Not happy. I'm annoyed now that I have to press a link to go to another site but I suppose if I must.... * grump*


message 655: by Breann (new)

Breann I'm bothered by how hot & bothered all this sexiness is making me. Onion scented balls? Yes!


message 656: by Goesta (new)

Goesta Barbie wrote: "I irked that I have no idea what you just said but..."

I equally irked that agree not made me self clear before. Meant funny. Re-edit see.

*smirk*


message 657: by Barbie (new)

Barbie (barbiek) Goesta wrote: "Barbie wrote: "I irked that I have no idea what you just said but..."

I equally irked that agree not made me self clear before. Meant funny. Re-edit see.

*smirk*"


I'm piqued that, because I couldn't understand all those big words you used, I wasn't sure of the "I'm kidding" factor! Although, some people actually do feel that way! Which cheeses me off even more!!


message 658: by Danni (new)

Danni | 248 comments I'm annoyed that talk of onion scented balls is actually making me really hungry :(


message 659: by Barbie (new)

Barbie (barbiek) Shannon wrote: "JustJen wrote: "I second Barbie's vexation."

Oh yeah?!! What about balls that smell like onions and raw meat...or ride that c--k with that tight p--sy hole. Am I getting you all hot and bothered w..."


God Shannon!!! Stop!!!! I'm torqued that this is starting to make me nauseated!!!!


message 660: by Goesta (new)

Goesta Shannon wrote: "balls that smell like onions and raw meat"

I was doing fine until the inaccuracy of my initial sensory response ... plaintive hunger pangs at the thought of cute little hamburgers frying up a storm in the kitchen ... asserted itself. After that. Ewwwwwww.

The rest (with the little dashes, I did notice those before it instantly) got erased by my trusty heterodar, as always set on cruise control to blot out any stray(ght) erotic innuendo that might dare litter my lovely lavender landscape. But obviously, the device turns out to be utterly inadequate when it comes to odiferous culinary metaphors.

And now I have to peel some unwashed straight dude's pubes from my teeth. Gee thanks. I'll never eat again.


message 661: by Goesta (new)

Goesta Macky wrote: "I'm really fed up because I've not been feeling myself today ( waiting for all bad puns )"

Most happy put out to oblige. Just to show all these mockers of my articulatory stylishness that I am capable of crudities* too.

(*Ed.'s note: a common anglicisation of: crudités, "traditional French appetizers comprising sliced or whole raw vegetables which are sometimes dipped in a vinaigrette or other dipping sauce." - WIKI)

What? Oh, aaalllll riiight ...

"Here, Macky, let me do it for you."


message 662: by Kyle (new)

Kyle Adams (kyleadams) I think I should complain that you all complain too much for me to keep up with.


message 663: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) I hate that I like reading Goestas comments because he says things like " my lovely lavender landscape" and " odiferous culinary metaphors" but I'm a little disturbed about the unwashed straight dudes pubes... I'm worried about the unwashed bit more than the pubes in the teeth. Electric toothbrushes are a wizz at keeping teeth squeaky clean.


message 664: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) Goesta wrote: "Macky wrote: "I'm really fed up because I've not been feeling myself today ( waiting for all bad puns )"

Most happy put out to oblige. Just to show all these mockers of my articulatory stylishness..."


If it helps keeping you away from all those Unwashed straight guys pubes, Goesta...... ;D oops I mean ;(


message 665: by Breann (new)

Breann I'm a little miffed that Goesta not only uses words I don't know but now uses footnotes in his complaints.


message 666: by Elizabetta (new)

Elizabetta | 51 comments So pothered that there are THREE less days in this month to finish all my GR challenges. I'm still gonna count tomorrow as a February day just for that.


message 667: by Katharina (new)

Katharina | 106 comments I'm distinctly narked that I had to google those muscles and they've been mentioned several times during my Master studies... at least the facial ones. I think it is extremely insulting that a non-scientist can just spit them out like it's nothing. Now I feel stupid and since this is not compatible with my self image, I infer that Goesta must be a demon from a hellish dimension with lavender landscapes and a wide knowledge of muscle groups.


message 668: by Breann (new)

Breann I just changed my goals. :) I was a little annoyed about that too...


message 669: by Katharina (new)

Katharina | 106 comments Also, I want to add, that I'm beyond irritated that a$$holes with red painted lipstick-lips are going to come up in my nightmares now. Together with onions. Eeew.


message 670: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) " the strategic insertion of a length of salami into the complaining orifice."
Goesta I'm terribly miffed that amongst all your erudite musings there is a comment more worthy of a ' Carry on ' film than your usual sophisticated prose! And shame on you for ignoring your baby! Poor love.


message 671: by Goesta (new)

Goesta Macky wrote: "I'm terribly miffed that amongst all your erudite musings there is a comment more worthy of a ' Carry on ' film than your usual sophisticated prose! "

Arrrrggh, my inner camp erupted! My faish, my faish!!! Igor, the mashk, the bandagesh, at onsh! Can't one get any deshent help around here nowadaysh?


message 672: by [deleted user] (new)

Goesta wrote: "Unlike that wretched, ungrateful, uncaring, teasing boy-elf Lucas, who has been too thick or too blissed-out lovey-dovey with his oh-so-perfect hunk of man to notice my carefully designed trail of clues across his whiny little web site...."

I read everything you post little man.




message 673: by Kendra (new)

Kendra (book_lover_too) | 337 comments Lucas wrote: "Tj wrote: "Easy answer for me is...it's my job. I don't work and hubby does."

That's something else I don't understand. Since when is running a household not work? It'd hard work and it never ends..."


So true Lucas. I definitely work as a stay at home mom/wife. I just never have to get out of my pajamas if I don't have anywhere to go :-) Oh, and I listen to lots of music...


message 674: by Shannon (new)

Shannon (pokey36) Cmbwey wrote: "Annoyed that I am thinking about how a guy could have onion smelling balls; seriously you would have to be cooking naked, cutting up an onion and scratching your balls which is just awkward"

Then a different guy had pits that smelled like onion and yeasty beer so maybe this guy chopped onions and picked his nose! Yeah, that's it. :)


message 675: by Breann (new)

Breann What the heck are you reading?? :)


message 676: by Jerry (new)

Jerry OMG, I had to go to China for 4 days, which is bad enough because they censor Goodreads, I now come back, well almost I'm in HK, and I have 5 frigging pages of complaints to bleepin read!!!! WTF?????? Don't you people have a real life?


message 677: by Aves (last edited Mar 01, 2013 04:12AM) (new)

Aves Raggiana (avesraggiana) | 200 comments Cmbwey wrote: "Peeved that Jerry doesn't think we have a life..."

Peeved that Jerry thinks we MIGHT have a life, after all he did state it in the interrogative. Complaining on goodreads IS my life, and I can't multi-task for bugger all...


message 678: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) I'm peeved because obviously non of us has a life seeing as we're always on here.... I'm even more peeved that by writing this complaint about not having a life, its actually brought to light the fact that I obviously DON'T have a life. *'exits complaints group sobbing furiously and heading for the choccy biscuits for a comfort binge *


message 679: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 01, 2013 05:02AM) (new)

Jerry wrote: "OMG, I had to go to China for 4 days, which is bad enough because they censor Goodreads, I now come back, well almost I'm in HK, and I have 5 frigging pages of complaints to bleepin read!!!! WTF???..."

Annoyed that Jerry doesn't know how much we missed him. Aves even posted a message of empathy for you and this is what we get when you get to Hong Kong—just complaints about us?

Aves wrote: "...reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the prospect of enduring in a few hours, yet another fourteen-hour marathon ordeal flight to mainland China. Travel safely, Jerry, and get back soon."

And we were all so sad and worried. Now you yell at us :(


message 680: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) More annoyed now because Cmbweys will power is better than mine ..... Now I want another choccy biscuit - or ten.


message 681: by Jerry (new)

Jerry It's easy for those who lurk here by the hour. I have to go back and slog thru 5 pages, how many complaints will that be????
Please still feel sorry for me as I have the dreaded 13 hour flight home, plus this 5 hour layover. I feel like such a slug! Sit around all day in meetings, then sit on a plane now I'm waiting to get on my sleeper seat so I can actually sleep.


message 682: by Jerry (new)

Jerry I agree, It's nice to be missed. Hello everyone!


message 683: by [deleted user] (new)

Breann wrote: "What the heck are you reading?? :)"

It's bothering me too so don't ask because it only encourages them. I am so sick of reading about onion balls.


message 684: by Tina (new)

Tina | 288 comments I must say that I am not happy that when I am too busy to be chatting, this therad continues without me. :{


message 685: by Tina (new)

Tina | 288 comments And yesterday I read two books of a series out of order. I HATE THAT! I am just a little anal about reading series in order. I like to be surprised, not know what already happened because I'm such a bonehead and read them out of order! If I wanted that, I'd be one of those psychos who goes to read the end of the book before earning the right to! I also seem to be suffering from a rip-roaring case of exclamation point-itis!!!


message 686: by [deleted user] (new)

Tina wrote: "I also seem to be suffering from a rip-roaring case of exclamation point-itis!!! "

dammit!!! me too!!!


message 687: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) Jerry used 3 question marks, I'm a bit peeved for them because the exclamation mark gets a lot of usage on here!!!!!!!!! Don't you think its only fair they get a mention??????????


message 688: by [deleted user] (new)

Kendra wrote: "I just never have to get out of my pajamas if I don't have anywhere to go :-) Oh, and I listen to lots of music..."

I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of being a homemaker yet she has the luxury of wearing comfy pajamas but when I wear pajamas to classes at NYU people eye me warily.


message 689: by Jerry (new)

Jerry Aves wrote: "I am really cheesed off, mainly at myself, at my preternatural inability to “IGNORE” friend requests. The overwhelming majority, I happily accept, but the Friend Request from “GEORGE” from several..."

I am slogging thru 5, count them 5, back pages and ran across this missive about GEORGE and am so looking forward to fining out his response to the homo with the mostest.


message 690: by Aves (last edited Mar 01, 2013 06:18AM) (new)

Aves Raggiana (avesraggiana) | 200 comments Lucas wrote: "but when I wear pajamas to classes at NYU."

Go ahead and show up to class in pyjamas, but please, please, please, don't show up for a flight in them. Young, nubile, bouncy-boobed, roundly-bottomed teenage girls, who would look good in ANYTHING, if they just took the trouble to put some real clothes on, are particularly guilty of this fashion crime. For a society that's so obsessed with celebrity red carpet moments, it's remarkable that in their own everyday lives, so many allow themselves to get away with looking so slovenly.

It's wrong to wear pyjamas on a plane because it's disrespectful in general; it presents a potential safety in the event of an emergency evacuation, which happens with greater frequency than most people realize; it's unhygienic because aircraft cabins, particularly the lavatories, are teeming with germs, and previously mentioned teenage girls seems to particularly favour excessively long pyjama bottoms that drag along the floor; and finally, these same chicks sitting in Coach end up whinging and begging for a blanket, when there are none available to them, because they're in Coach, because "I'm cooold....!".


message 691: by [deleted user] (new)

Cmbwey wrote: "strangely disturb by the thought of Lucas wearing jammies to bed."

Miffed that you would think I wear pajamas to bed (I don't and neither does Tom) when I was complaining about not being to wear them out of bed so I can sleep through grad school.

Since the fly on men's pajama don't have a zipper I have to keep worrying that my manhood might be showing. Then when I keep checking my crotch to make sure it's not hanging out people start staring at my crotch so now I'm forced to wear jeans to class.


message 692: by Jerry (new)

Jerry Wait a minute, Jock Boy Lucas wears PJ's to bed with his Jock Boy fiancé? Two virile american jock were clothes to bed? What kind of MM are you reading there in NYU?


message 693: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) I feel very sorry that poor Jerry has had to slog through 5 pages of complaints, he must be feeling quite 'complained out'. I'm not happy that I feel the need to send him a hug!


message 694: by Jerry (new)

Jerry I would like to complain that my husband took 7.5 years to complete his doctorate, DMA, and that I had to unfailingly support him and bit my tongue when he didn't do what I wanted him to do what I wanted him to do said thing. It felt like it was NEVER going to end.


message 695: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) As a woman old enough to be your mother Lucas I'm not sure I want to know about your manhood revealing itself in public places! As an avid reader of m/m however, I find myself strangely excited.... * blush*


message 696: by Macky (last edited Mar 01, 2013 06:38AM) (new)

Macky (mactut) The woman in her 50's and the avid reader ... I'm miffed because I like that you said woman in her 30's ....you smooth talker.


message 697: by Tina (new)

Tina | 288 comments Lucas wrote: "Kendra wrote: "I just never have to get out of my pajamas if I don't have anywhere to go :-) Oh, and I listen to lots of music..."

I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of being a homemaker ..."


I am angered that you assume that it's due to your attire that people eye you warily!


message 698: by Kendra (new)

Kendra (book_lover_too) | 337 comments Cmbwey wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Kendra wrote: "I just never have to get out of my pajamas if I don't have anywhere to go :-) Oh, and I listen to lots of music..."

I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of bein..."


So disappointing that people would care that you are wearing your pajamas. That's like, written into the student handbook or student bill of rights. "I have the right to wear pajamas on the days when I really didn't want to get out of bed but I know I am paying a crap ton for these classes so I am just gonna go as is."


Jerry wrote: "Aves wrote: "I am really cheesed off, mainly at myself, at my preternatural inability to “IGNORE” friend requests. The overwhelming majority, I happily accept, but the Friend Request from “GEORGE”..."

I am right there with you Jerry. I think we are all wondering if "George" responded or not.


message 699: by Tina (new)

Tina | 288 comments I was apalled to see a man at the grocery store wearing inside out pajama pants. The pockets were waving in the wind. It was either he was having some awesome sex and ran out of lube, thus requiring an immediate trip to the store. In this case, I am green with envy. Or he is so lazy that when the PJs got dirty, he just turned them inside out. If that is what happened, I am thoroughly disgusted, but strangely invidious of his ability to be slovenly. I can't seem to let the dirty laundry pile up for more than a damn day!


message 700: by Macky (new)

Macky (mactut) I'm feeling huffy because I know if I went out in my pyjamas the men in the little white van would be coming to take me away, yet as Aves said you constantly see young girls and mums trolling round the supermarket in Jammies and slippers.... And they look good!! So not fair, they could go clubbing in them and then go straight to bed then get up and shop. Bah!!


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