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Feb 28, 2013 10:15AM

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http://youtu.be/lS3t9reE364
Well done, Amazon! Well done!!"
What is Barbie going on about..."
I irked that I have no idea what you just said but...
#1 - ALL advertising is a cash grab.
#2 - At what point in the future, when there are more gay couples in commercials, does it not become exploitation?
#3 - It has to start somewhere!!!!!!!


I equally irked that agree not made me self clear before. Meant funny. Re-edit see.
*smirk*

I equally irked that agree not made me self clear before. Meant funny. Re-edit see.
*smirk*"
I'm piqued that, because I couldn't understand all those big words you used, I wasn't sure of the "I'm kidding" factor! Although, some people actually do feel that way! Which cheeses me off even more!!

Oh yeah?!! What about balls that smell like onions and raw meat...or ride that c--k with that tight p--sy hole. Am I getting you all hot and bothered w..."
God Shannon!!! Stop!!!! I'm torqued that this is starting to make me nauseated!!!!

I was doing fine until the inaccuracy of my initial sensory response ... plaintive hunger pangs at the thought of cute little hamburgers frying up a storm in the kitchen ... asserted itself. After that. Ewwwwwww.
The rest (with the little dashes, I did notice those before it instantly) got erased by my trusty heterodar, as always set on cruise control to blot out any stray(ght) erotic innuendo that might dare litter my lovely lavender landscape. But obviously, the device turns out to be utterly inadequate when it comes to odiferous culinary metaphors.
And now I have to peel some unwashed straight dude's pubes from my teeth. Gee thanks. I'll never eat again.

Most
(*Ed.'s note: a common anglicisation of: crudités, "traditional French appetizers comprising sliced or whole raw vegetables which are sometimes dipped in a vinaigrette or other dipping sauce." - WIKI)
What? Oh, aaalllll riiight ...
"Here, Macky, let me do it for you."


Most happy put out to oblige. Just to show all these mockers of my articulatory stylishness..."
If it helps keeping you away from all those Unwashed straight guys pubes, Goesta...... ;D oops I mean ;(





Goesta I'm terribly miffed that amongst all your erudite musings there is a comment more worthy of a ' Carry on ' film than your usual sophisticated prose! And shame on you for ignoring your baby! Poor love.

Arrrrggh, my inner camp erupted! My faish, my faish!!! Igor, the mashk, the bandagesh, at onsh! Can't one get any deshent help around here nowadaysh?
Goesta wrote: "Unlike that wretched, ungrateful, uncaring, teasing boy-elf Lucas, who has been too thick or too blissed-out lovey-dovey with his oh-so-perfect hunk of man to notice my carefully designed trail of clues across his whiny little web site...."
I read everything you post little man.
I read everything you post little man.


That's something else I don't understand. Since when is running a household not work? It'd hard work and it never ends..."
So true Lucas. I definitely work as a stay at home mom/wife. I just never have to get out of my pajamas if I don't have anywhere to go :-) Oh, and I listen to lots of music...

Then a different guy had pits that smelled like onion and yeasty beer so maybe this guy chopped onions and picked his nose! Yeah, that's it. :)


Peeved that Jerry thinks we MIGHT have a life, after all he did state it in the interrogative. Complaining on goodreads IS my life, and I can't multi-task for bugger all...

Jerry wrote: "OMG, I had to go to China for 4 days, which is bad enough because they censor Goodreads, I now come back, well almost I'm in HK, and I have 5 frigging pages of complaints to bleepin read!!!! WTF???..."
Annoyed that Jerry doesn't know how much we missed him. Aves even posted a message of empathy for you and this is what we get when you get to Hong Kong—just complaints about us?
Aves wrote: "...reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the prospect of enduring in a few hours, yet another fourteen-hour marathon ordeal flight to mainland China. Travel safely, Jerry, and get back soon."
And we were all so sad and worried. Now you yell at us :(
Annoyed that Jerry doesn't know how much we missed him. Aves even posted a message of empathy for you and this is what we get when you get to Hong Kong—just complaints about us?
Aves wrote: "...reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the prospect of enduring in a few hours, yet another fourteen-hour marathon ordeal flight to mainland China. Travel safely, Jerry, and get back soon."
And we were all so sad and worried. Now you yell at us :(


Please still feel sorry for me as I have the dreaded 13 hour flight home, plus this 5 hour layover. I feel like such a slug! Sit around all day in meetings, then sit on a plane now I'm waiting to get on my sleeper seat so I can actually sleep.
Breann wrote: "What the heck are you reading?? :)"
It's bothering me too so don't ask because it only encourages them. I am so sick of reading about onion balls.
It's bothering me too so don't ask because it only encourages them. I am so sick of reading about onion balls.


Tina wrote: "I also seem to be suffering from a rip-roaring case of exclamation point-itis!!! "
dammit!!! me too!!!
dammit!!! me too!!!

Kendra wrote: "I just never have to get out of my pajamas if I don't have anywhere to go :-) Oh, and I listen to lots of music..."
I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of being a homemaker yet she has the luxury of wearing comfy pajamas but when I wear pajamas to classes at NYU people eye me warily.
I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of being a homemaker yet she has the luxury of wearing comfy pajamas but when I wear pajamas to classes at NYU people eye me warily.

I am slogging thru 5, count them 5, back pages and ran across this missive about GEORGE and am so looking forward to fining out his response to the homo with the mostest.

Go ahead and show up to class in pyjamas, but please, please, please, don't show up for a flight in them. Young, nubile, bouncy-boobed, roundly-bottomed teenage girls, who would look good in ANYTHING, if they just took the trouble to put some real clothes on, are particularly guilty of this fashion crime. For a society that's so obsessed with celebrity red carpet moments, it's remarkable that in their own everyday lives, so many allow themselves to get away with looking so slovenly.
It's wrong to wear pyjamas on a plane because it's disrespectful in general; it presents a potential safety in the event of an emergency evacuation, which happens with greater frequency than most people realize; it's unhygienic because aircraft cabins, particularly the lavatories, are teeming with germs, and previously mentioned teenage girls seems to particularly favour excessively long pyjama bottoms that drag along the floor; and finally, these same chicks sitting in Coach end up whinging and begging for a blanket, when there are none available to them, because they're in Coach, because "I'm cooold....!".
Cmbwey wrote: "strangely disturb by the thought of Lucas wearing jammies to bed."
Miffed that you would think I wear pajamas to bed (I don't and neither does Tom) when I was complaining about not being to wear them out of bed so I can sleep through grad school.
Since the fly on men's pajama don't have a zipper I have to keep worrying that my manhood might be showing. Then when I keep checking my crotch to make sure it's not hanging out people start staring at my crotch so now I'm forced to wear jeans to class.
Miffed that you would think I wear pajamas to bed (I don't and neither does Tom) when I was complaining about not being to wear them out of bed so I can sleep through grad school.
Since the fly on men's pajama don't have a zipper I have to keep worrying that my manhood might be showing. Then when I keep checking my crotch to make sure it's not hanging out people start staring at my crotch so now I'm forced to wear jeans to class.






I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of being a homemaker ..."
I am angered that you assume that it's due to your attire that people eye you warily!

I'm peeved that Kendra can do the hard work of bein..."
So disappointing that people would care that you are wearing your pajamas. That's like, written into the student handbook or student bill of rights. "I have the right to wear pajamas on the days when I really didn't want to get out of bed but I know I am paying a crap ton for these classes so I am just gonna go as is."
Jerry wrote: "Aves wrote: "I am really cheesed off, mainly at myself, at my preternatural inability to “IGNORE” friend requests. The overwhelming majority, I happily accept, but the Friend Request from “GEORGE”..."
I am right there with you Jerry. I think we are all wondering if "George" responded or not.


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