This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
Profile Views
Of my top friends (about 40 people), I think I'm the only one who's not been in the top twenty even for the week (yes, I check.) And I've got a cute dog avatar.
I never even look at that!Dave, maybe if you had a tits & ass AV?....
Tits and ass might not even be enough! Check out the people who are in the top for most views.....
Dang, I forgot there were two Lori's here now. One of you is on my friends' list. Now I have to go back and see which one called Nick illiterate.
That was me! Your Friend. :) And since I'm also his friend, and we like to insult each other, I was hoping it would pass by without comment.But noooooooo, Marie had to push all my buttons because I seemed to have pushed all of hers!
Karma is a bitch.
it was the other one. the one with the beaver or whatever animal that is.
How can you tell how many profile views someone has had?
Beaver? That's an otter.Shit, maybe if it was a beaver I'd get more action!
Gretchen - go to top, explore, people, top profiles. :)
I didn't think you were being serious Lori, when you asked if Nick were illiterate. Sorry to bring it up. :)
I don't think you can tell how many views your profile's had unless you make it into the top twenty.
Montambo has this super mad cult following.*Sigh* I wish I was as cool as her.
No no... Im above her for the week, but she is unreachable with ALL TIME views. She is the goddess of ALL TIME views.
*double sigh*
hee hee! Thats the spirit, show no loyality!
PA Lori, you joined months after Sarah. She had a head start.
Eh, no one can beat the Tambo. I HATES her! heehee.
(Off to find this top views profile list....)
Meredith? Who the hell is Meredith? Most profile views and I've never even heard of her.*sniffle* More proof I'm just not cool.
oh yeah. obviously an otter. much cuter than a beaver.
Oops, my mistake Ko. You are in my top friends. But now that I know that you're not popular...
Meredith is a mystery to me....She's a book and friend collector! And her profile picture isnt all that great.
(scratches head)
Lori - well, she only has 18 friends, so not quite a collector. But she is a mystery for sure! I got curious and checked her activity. She only has 8 posts all together, so it's not like she's attracting attention from what she's saying. Very puzzling!I almost think she must have set up another ID for herself, and clicks on Meredith's profile 20 times a day!
Ha ha.. that would be really fucked up. I think at one point she used to have a phenominal amount of friends. She may have cleaned herself up.....Then again, I could be totally out of my fucking mind. Dont listen to a word I say ;}
Do what? Clean up your friends, or create multiple profiles?
Create another profile and then click on your first profile to get it into the "top profiles."
Message 27 was in response to message 25. We cross-posted.
Dave, are you really that desperate? Do you want to drop me as a friend for a little while and then I can click on your profile several hundred times each day?I can do that. Cause that's what friends are for. :P
Nah. That's all right. Who wants to be ranked next to Ellen J Smellen and Calvin Doty anyway?
That's terrible. I wonder if she's kicking herself for making up that dumb name.
Let's see, let me scan this list...nope, I'm nowhere to be seen. Safely unpopular. Not on the weekly list maybe, KD, but you're on both the all time and monthly lists...
Ellen j smellen is the anti-Christ, she eats little Jewish kids for passover.
Nick, socks every 6 weeks? you are so sweet to your wife.
cross post but I must: Lori, if you have somehow over looked my abrasive personality, let me inform you clearly, I am an asshole true and threw. There may be a nice guy hidden somewhere in my head but he is clothed in asshole. So I buy to remind that I am not all shivers and thorns.
Trust me Nick, I know all about your assholicness. It's impossible to look over. :P
Dave wrote: "Nah. That's all right. Who wants to be ranked next to Ellen J Smellen and Calvin Doty anyway?"Fuckin' Calvin Doty!!!! Who the hell is he? I really want to know, but I'm not clicking on his profile to find out--I REFUSE to give him any more profile views to add to his list.
Hahaha LMFAO!I think the same shit Amanda.. No WAY am I checking them out just to add to their friggen view count.... Screw em.
How to get Profile Views
by Montambo (expert, clearly)
Now, now, Haters, let's not get ugly. No need to hate on the popular. Sometimes things are popular for a reason. Like these following reasons:
#1 Moderate a club that gets as many hits as THC.
#2 Use your real photo and change it often.
#3 Comment on people's reviews.
#4 Read interesting books and write interesting reviews (I had to throw this in because it's supposedly a "book" site).
#5 Be funny, cute and interesting.
HahahaahahahaHA!!
Also, I've been on this club longer than any of my friends. This month is my two-year anniversary.
Thanks for the attention, Lori. I love attention, which is part of why I hang out on this site scouting for profile views. ;)
by Montambo (expert, clearly)
Now, now, Haters, let's not get ugly. No need to hate on the popular. Sometimes things are popular for a reason. Like these following reasons:
#1 Moderate a club that gets as many hits as THC.
#2 Use your real photo and change it often.
#3 Comment on people's reviews.
#4 Read interesting books and write interesting reviews (I had to throw this in because it's supposedly a "book" site).
#5 Be funny, cute and interesting.
HahahaahahahaHA!!
Also, I've been on this club longer than any of my friends. This month is my two-year anniversary.
Thanks for the attention, Lori. I love attention, which is part of why I hang out on this site scouting for profile views. ;)
Montambo, I do run a pretty popular site here. TNBBC has over 3000 members and some of the threads have been viewed by over 6000 goodreads members.....So Ive got that one in the bag!
I noticed I got more profile hits when I posted my halloween Grunge Punk Rocker costume pic...Hmmmm.. You may be onto something there!
You forgot Hateful for #5... I think that may be part of the charm too, no?
By the way, I hope adding you as my friend becomes the same as rubbing a budda statues belly... Im wishing for great things now :)
Lori, that's right! You run one of the most smoking bookclubs on bookface!
I joined your group, once, Lori, but then I started reading the threads and realized that I didn't need to become MORE addicted to goodreads, and I ran away. It looks like a great bookclub, though.
How sad. I could certainly use you over there. Everyone is too full of themselves at times... I knock em all back into place, but the extra girl-muscle power would always be appreciated - ha!
I've got about five profile views on here lol. On myspace I've got alot though..... for dome reason I don't know why though.
I hate that I can no longer access my Myspace account. Everytime I do, it freezes up and I get a million pop up screens telling me I have viruses and worms galore and they want me to click on thier pop up (Looks like a regular systems pop up for windows) to download some shit I never heard of. So of course I have to shut down manually, reboot, and then do an actual scan through Norton, which never finds anything.
I fucking gave up.
I was only on there for the Lost groups anyway....
That's sad. I want to go back and save my blog onto my hard drive. Perhaps I'll do it on a school computer.
Kelly wrote: "I've got about five profile views on here lol. On myspace I've got alot though..... for dome reason I don't know why though."
MINOR ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!! NICKKKKKK!!! GET THE AXE!!!!
Montambo, did you see? No more Top Profiles. They banished it this week. You and I are no longer important!! ((Sniff sniff))They chose to replace it with Most Followed.. which really is bullshit. It will end up highlighting celebs, and the people who turn down the most friend requests... ha ha ha
I hate that no matter what profile picture I use, I can never seem to gain an inch on her.
I hate that I don't know the secret to her veiwing success.
I hate that I care enough about my profile views to actually post this!