This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that I have to go and pick up Montambo!
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Mar 26, 2009 09:24AM
wearing them in the shower was the lest of my concerns... can you imagine how uncomfortable fornication would be?
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Must be the spring and the hormones waking after a long winter, cause lately this threads.... Ah I'm speechless.
And Tambo, I'm 5'2 - see, everybody's taller.
When did you stop growing, Kasia? I've been 5'3" since 8th grade.
me too. 8th grade but I think I'm 5'4"
Fuck the damn heels. FUCK THEM WON'T WEAR THEM. Not going to totter around on stupid little sticks looking precarious so I can trigger the evolutionary protective instinct in men.
What about wedges?
I've had two pairs of these in black and it's time for a third.
I've had two pairs of these in black and it's time for a third.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE wedges. All the aesthetic benefits of heels without the tottering and the foot-hurting. What brand are those?
Yuck, heels! Unless they are character shoes (made for dancers).
Though, in all fairness, I've never tried wedges.
Eh, I donno those tend to get heavy...
my favorite summer shoes:
Seychelles look good at the store but hurt my feet.
She sells Seychelles at the shoe store.
Ha Dave!
Those black Seychelle wedges are so comfortable. I can run down the halls at full speed in them and they make me 5'5"!
Those black Seychelle wedges are so comfortable. I can run down the halls at full speed in them and they make me 5'5"!
Dave wrote: "She sells Seychelles at the shoe store."I definitely cannot pronounce that.
marie, alfonso, what's up with the $50?
I don't understand how women can talk about shoes for an entire day... get.a.life.
...and talk about trebuchets?
is awesome... can shoes destroy a foe? can shoes destroy a castle? can shoes hurl a massive ball of flaming pitch across a field to burn an apposing force? didn't think so.
NO but they can make me happier than any of those things ever could.
Those would never work my feet are much to flat.
you obviously never seen a bunch of Frenchmen running around screaming and on fire.
I like Keen [image error]
and Simple those are my two favorite brands.
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And don't even talk about the Mephisto's I bought. I spent wayyyy too much money on those fvckers.
Yeah those shoes pretty much say "I like anal sex"not that there is anything wrong with that.
:D
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Yeah those shoes pretty much say "I like anal sex"not that there is anything wrong with that.
:D"
They are all recycled and gay like that.
Hmm and come to think of it I am rereading Exquisite Corpse.
Dammit!
Now I have to go have sex with a woman.
Oh cool my Mephisto's![image error]
I should really look into getting them cleaned and resoled. I miss those shoes and they are just sitting in my closet.
Poor, orphaned Mephisto's! Daddy's moved on to better things.
Montambo wrote: "Poor, orphaned Mephisto's! Daddy's moved on to better things."There is a vegan shoe store by my place I go there now. They always have good shoes. I end up leaving with two pair every time I go.
Two pair?! You are a shoe whore!
Yeah that's why I don't go that often. We would never go anywhere BUT my feet would look fantastic!
what are the shoes made of at a vegan shoe store?
Fvcked if I know. I just like the way they look.The ones I know of are the Simple shoes I bought last and those have innertubing from a bicycle.
A man is allowed to have 5 pair of shoes, tops: one pair of brown dress shoes, one pair of black, one pair of casual shoes, one pair of athletic shoes, one pair of hiking boots. He may substitute a pair of cowboy boots for ONE pair of dress shoes or casual shoes if he lives in Texas, Montana, or Idaho. He may substitute sandals for casual shoes if he lives on a tropical or sub-tropical island... and ONLY then. Flip-flops don't count as shoes, but may ONLY be worn at the beach, or in community showers. Cleats are inherently manly and these rules do not apply to them, as are steel-toes. Did i leave anything out?
Tom's post smacks of a lot of thought (about shoes), but I must say I agree.
Yes Tom, you left out work boots. See the bit about steel-toes. They're not proper work boots if they're not steel toes.
addendum**About the steel toes; unless you happen to work in arctic climates, then a synthetic Kevlar substitute is suggested... unless of course you don't mind losing your toes.
I just got a Cabela's catelog and was flipping through it, and realized that they sell both sandals and Crocs. I'm debating whether i need to reevaluate my opinion of sandals, or of Cabela's.
Okay, Tom, did you post this now to make me see why I got all befuddled and thought Fonze lived in Portland? If so, thank you. If not, well... maybe there IS a God out there somewhere? Which is certainly always nice to think on.Tom: God's messenger. Wowie....
