This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
6 hours and 22 minutes not cool haters
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Mar 21, 2009 01:15AM
Not cool at all. There is far too much to hate on these days to be silent here. Even if it is just an arm that refuses to lay flat, or a book that scares the shit out of you,, hate out loud it helps.
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I hate that after almost a month I am still craving a smoke like I just quit yesterday.I hate the AIG bonus thing but I hate that it is actually congresses fault and it looks like they are going to get away with it.
I hate that montambo is going to NY so it will probably get really quite around here.
I hate that GR is now block on my work computer so it will probably get quite around here.
I hate asparagus but I eat it any way.
I hate that my buddies wife is being sent back to Russia, or to jail her choice, even though they are married and have a kid together, but somehow millions of Mexicans can stay here and nobody bats an eyelash, so much for following the law.
I hate that they don't stock Ben&Jerry's ice cream up here I could really go for a pint of chubby hubby.
Oh noooooo. Blocked from work? That sucks major league! And you never really post from home, just too busy.And what's this about being deported to Russia? Whoa, that is terrible. What the fuck is wrong with this system? I don't know about that - my neighbor was from Canada, and she had problems too but did get in - she also has a kid from a marriage. They need to raise a huge stink about that.
I'm not liking that you are still craving after a month. Ugh. That doesn't bode well for me.
And I hate that both times you spelled quiet wrong. It's not quite! Are you illiterate?
Phew, yes I brought it back to hate.
sweetness Liro...er... Lori.What I don't get about this, is you always hear about illegals jumping the border to have their kids so they can stay... So I am just like what gives you are married to an American, and you have had a kid here? #!%$! huh?
I hate that when you make remarks about "Russians" and "Mexicans" that my chest feels like its collapsing a little and my breathing gets all discombobulated and I can't think straight to provide an articulate response.I hate that you don't know Mexican families, so that you would see that:
1. they ARE being sent back. Just last week we had a 3rd grade student called down to the office and told her dad was being sent back to Mexico and then they sent the student BACK TO CLASS!
2. Their situations are as wide and varied as the Russian families and that one is not more deserving than the other to stay her based on where they originally came from.
you needn't worry that Sarah's absence will cause a lack of hate keep espousing your views on education or social policy and I'm sure you and I can more than fill the void of "hate".
Lori, I HATE it that you corrected Nick's spelling and then asked "are you illiterate"
Speaking as a bad speller let me just say. It gets so fucking old.
The sole point of criticizing someone's spelling is to say "ha ha, I'm smart, you're not" which is 1st incorrect and 2nd immature.
Finally, if you're going to insult someone's spelling at least be humorous about it, "are you illiterate" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I hate that I can't be a social smoker even though I quit NINE YEARS ago and still want one and still smoke in my dreams. When I smoked 2 cigarettes in a bar the other weekend I practically had to kick all over again. (no, not really, Nick. it wasn't even a fraction of how hard it was the original time. Hang in there. You'll be glad you did it.)I hate that I've become completely obsessed with this group and GR in general and have to check in constantly to see what's up with people I don't even know.
(maybe i have an addictive personality)
I hate the nasty old bitch that lives 2 doors down from me who never, in eight years, spoke a word to me or even acted like i existed except to give me dirty looks until Tuesday when she poked her head out of her door and yelled at me: "HEY! Your cat has been pooping in my mulch and I'm sick of cleaning up his crap!" then slammed the door.
I hate that it's still cold out.
I hate that I can't find a one piece bathing suit that doesn't show the entire lower half of my ass. It's a one-piece FOR FUCK SAKE it's supposed to be more demure!
regarding your neighbor: not niceregarding your cat: gross
regarding swimsuits: http://shop.nordstrom.com/C/2377619/0...
I think the brand name is dorky ("miracle suites") but they're are actually pretty great.
I hate that you called your mom a "fucking idiot" while apparently relying on her, at the age of 20, to provide you with milk.
I hate the idea of Burger King's new "bone-in, fire-grilled ribs".I hate that I just now learned about this.
FAST FOOD TRASH! I am 4 hundred miles from the nearest fast food joint, and after every blizzard there is nothing but McDonnalds bags.
I hate that bunny cares enough what others think that she won't correct them when they need it. Wrongness always needs to be confronted.
I hate that bunny hasn't taken a bunch of 8x10 glossy black and white photographs of the trash to present to the police.
I hate that that last bit was a hippie reference and Nick won't get it.
I hate this whole anti-immigrant thing. Sure, they mostly take the low paying jobs and maybe drive wages down some, but their kids could be the professionals of tomorrow... I keep hearing about how the social security system is broken, and the ratio of people paying into the system to people taking out keeps dropping...and here we've got all these people that want to come here and contribute, and we want 'em out?
I hate that Sarah equates not listening or paying attention with being a fucking idiot (or neglects to provide evidence that it's more than not listening or paying attention)
I hate that kids these days got no respect.
I hate that i'm old enough to realize that kids these days got no respect.
Marie isn't being hateful, Sarah, She is being bitter, haven't you heard her lesbian lover is frolicking across country to spend time with someone else, to Marie this is BIG, her whole world is trembling. People tend to e short when. they have the jitters...As per your comment Gretchen, I whole heartily intend to start smoking again when I am 55. Ha ha I fooled life nah nah nah! WooHoo! The truth is I love smoking, I LOVE being a smoker, this whole not smoking shit is stupid. But I have already decided to ot smoke so I am smite-ed by my own will.
probably next to the McD's bag I just saw blow past my window {:-/
I hate that the owners of Pizza shops can't figure out if it is Pizzaria or Pizzeria! Somebody is an idiot!! And Marie, I don't give a shit about correcting their spelling because if I'm opening a shop, I'm sure as hell gonna know how to spell it! So until I get the final answer...no pizza from me! I think it is Pizzeria...
BunWat wrote: "Well at least my hat is wool, so if it is blowing around Alaska it will biodegrade or be useful for bird nests or something. "I HATE birds!
Bunny - clarification. I don't care if you correct my spelling! Sarah (Montambo) corrects my spelling on a regular basis. some of the most entertaining moments of internet communication have been based on my mis-spellings. What I hate is the following comment, "are you illiterate".I AM NOT ASKING ANYONE TO tip toe around my spelling, I'm just asking people to be witty about it and not assume that being a good speller = being smart and being a bad speller = dumb.
Lori: I hate you?!
Sarah: you are putting way more time/energy thought into how I would respond to you than I actually would (that is IF I were going to respond to that message). Don't get your prom dress all in a ruffle, it's the Haters club after all.
Marie - I hate the pressure to be witty!
Well, the fact is I'm NOT witty! It takes me about 4 hours at least to come up with a witty response. This was a source of much insecurity in college, as I listened to everyone banter oh so wittily while I just sat there feeling stupid.So I hate the fact that Marie just pushed my buttons of insecurity!
Sarah wrote: "I hate the idea of Burger King's new "bone-in, fire-grilled ribs". I hate that, with all of this tintion around here, all I can think about is how much I miss the McRib sandwich. Who needs "bone-in" when you can press the meat right into the shape of bones?!?!
Mmmmmmmmm...I love you McRib.
Harry the word is tension. Are you illiterate?**Do I need to say I was kidding, or is that fucking judgmental bitch** going to attack me?
**Again just kidding, Marie. Pass the soap, would you?
See what happens when Montambo goes away?
I don't know what illiterate means. If only I could read then I could look it up in one of those books with all the words in them.
I declare today, National (in the nation of the Haters Club) Insecurity day.
On a different note, I love that you own longjohns.
HEY, I OWN THREE PAIRS OF LONG JOHNS, TOO!! ISN'T THAT GREAT??That just amused me, I'm afraid, for reasons no one else would care about.
Where do you live, anyway?
Financial district type is walking down the street. Homeless guy asks him for spare change. The suit stops and says: "'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.' William Shakespeare." He walks on. Homeless guy looks after him and says, "'Fuck you.' David Mamet."That's one of my favorite jokes. Anyone feeling better now?
Maybe this will do it, then:
Yes?
It's like God said "Eat me, Hallmark."
HaHA gotta remember that David Mamet joke.Bun - I knew you were talking to Marie, I was just on a roll with my hating!
If we get a break in the rain this week, I'm starting my garden (at least the broccoli and beans)- yay!
I hate I have to bring some love into this conversation but I finally splurged and bought some SmartWool socks. Dream socks, I forget I'm even wearing them.I bought some broccoli just yesterday. And Butter Lettuce. Hopefully I'll get out and plant them before they rot in those tiny starter pots. However, before I plant I have to do some serious weeding. Aye, there's the rub!
SmartWool socks OOOOOHHHHHHYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! best socks my feet ever had. worth every penny.
Oh I get it. I would cry my eyes out.
I like it when people correct my grammar/spelling.I hate that I've been such a negligent father, that my boy is 5 yrs old and I just barely introduced him to cinnamon toast yesterday. ::hangs head in shame::
I hate that part of me still thinks I invented cinnamon toast.
I hate that my first instinct was to defend Marie against Sarah. What the hell, this is the Haters' Club! What is wrong with me?
I also hate that I really need to go work out, and my sorry, lazy ass doesn't want to move.
My first thought when bunny said socks was "smart wool socks" - but I didn't want to give Nick another excuse to use the word, "hippie" (not that he needs an excuse).Rusty -You might have invented cinnamon toast (we'll over look that it was a main stay after school snack when I was a kid) but did you invent cinnamon toast on a tortilla? I think not.
Next thing you know you're going to lay claim to peanut butter celery sticks! geesh.
I hate that I don't even know what smart wool socks are. In fact, I hate socks, so I shouldn't even really give two shits about smart wool. But I like to be in the know, so that still sucks. I hate that every time I post something here, I get all worried about grammatical and spelling errors, which is why I just use a bunch of commas and elipses... I hate that there are people who still have so much snow that their roads are being plowed, and I am just sitting here in freaking damp, cold-ass Oregon and there's nothing interesting about it. I hate that it's Spring Break and I'm unemployed, which means that it's the first spring break I've had in over 10 years, but I don't have the money to go anywhere where someone might like to see my tits OR where I could at least get a tan. I hate that when writing that last sentence, I realized that I don't even have to go anywhere for people to not want to see my tits, and that's even more depressing. I hate that I am STILL THIRSTY from the freaking pizza I ate on Thursday night. I hate the taste (non-taste?) of water. I hate that I love cola, except for generic cola, such as RC or Safeway brand. I hate that after I typed about the cola, I wanted to grab a Coke ASAP. I hate that I have Chantix pills and haven't taken any of them yet... because I hate that I love smoking, too. I hate the teams I put in my bracket for March Madness. I hate that the guy who is the current leader in my March Madness group is a bigger douchebag than Spencer Pratt and his flesh colored beard. I hate Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. I hate people who drink the milk out of their cereal bowls. I hate people who eat bananas in public, just walking down the street like I'm not getting some kind of insight into how good they'd be at BJs. I hate Jerry Seinfeld's voice. I hate that I have better cable than my parents do, and yet I am at their house instead of my own, because I'm waiting for something exciting to happen. I hate that I'm in Gresham, and the odds of something exciting happening are SLIM to NONE.I'm going for a Coke and Smoke...
SmartWool socks are expensive socks that are like magic. They are cushioned so it makes your shoes feel super comfy and they're pretty too.
What the fuck is wrong with drinking milk out of a cereal bowl?
Gretchen wrote: "What the fuck is wrong with drinking milk out of a cereal bowl?"I shouldn't care... but why the hell are people sitting around slurping up the bathwater from their Cocoa Pebbles?
Kristina - Doncha worry about spelling and grammatical errors here. It's only Nick we rag on about that. SmartWool is a make of socks made from merino wool, non-itch. I hate socks too, but I'm loving these, and I'm hating the fact that I wasted so much time being cheap when I could have spent more of my life wearing wonderfully soft socks. Sure, I'd prefer to be barefoot, but in gloomy WA (one state north of you!) 8 months I need warm socks!As for your other hates, carry on.
gross. I never thought about it as bathwater before. I wonder if you've ruined it for me?
I had a coke/smoke infusion and came back inside thinking, perhaps I will try some Smartwool and cereal milk tomorrow... now I'm thinking just Smartwool.
I don't know my kids look pretty happy when they suck bathwater out of their washcloths so maybe it's all relative.
I hate my socks. Actually I love my socks I hate that they have holes in them because they were my favorite stripey socks.Darn socks.
