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[[deleted user]]

whats with all the signs in your username??

[[deleted user]]

o.....do they mean anything??

[Stephanie]

Meeeeeeeiyu♫Lala Girl♫Imagines Dragons Girl♥ wrote: "Clara wrote: "hello!"
hi!!"

hi

[[deleted user]]

☺

[[deleted user]]

How did you do that?

[[deleted user]]

lucky Meiyu

[[deleted user]]

♥
☻

[Stephanie]

Meeeeeeeiyu♫Lala Girl♫Imagines Dragons Girl♥ wrote: "sorry..I WAS GETTING ICECREAM"

i was just saying hi

[Stephanie]

lol you cra craa gurl

[[deleted user]]

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[Julia, dude call me JJ]

OMG! I JUST HEARD THE STUPIDEST SONG EVER!! Christina Aguilera JUST DISSED EMINEM"S SOMG " THE REAL SLIM SHADY!!" I HATE HER! THAT SING BYE EMINEM IS LIKE THE BEST SONG BYE HIM!!

the REAL song;
"The Real Slim Shady"


[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up



( it wouldn't copy and paste)


http://www.mp3lyrics.org/c/christina-...

she's just MAD because in the real verison, it says "
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst"

that's just rude.. she has no talent, if she has/had time to make fun of REALLY good artists, with a LOT of fans..

[Julia, dude call me JJ]

sorry for the bad words.

[Lena]

What's this about ice cream? *yawns* I took a nap then finished doing my mathwork.

[Lena]

Now I want ice cream. OH! Ice cream and Jello! And bananas.

It is so fun to type bananas. Bananas.bananas.bananas.bananas.bananas.bananas.bananas.bananas.bananas.

[Lena]

Laaa....lalalala........lalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[callmegeek]

lalakay :) love her!

[callmegeek]

di

[callmegeek]

di

[callmegeek]

heh you got it :P

[callmegeek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5DUs... LOVE THIS!!!

[Stephanie]

ok

[[deleted user]]

I love glee!!

[[deleted user]]

hey.....

[[deleted user]]

greetings lala girl.

[[deleted user]]

I'm fine. Thank you. How do you do?

[[deleted user]]

do you want to call in the jester?

[[deleted user]]

I LOVE THREE DAYS GRACE!

[Lena]

Top o' the evenin' to ya. Shall we sit down fo' a spo' o' tea?

[Lena]

I don't really like tea, though...

[[deleted user]]

no time! Gotta listen to Three Days Grace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[[deleted user]]

Oh Jester!! Jester! Jester!! *under breath* (("why does this always happen?)) Oh, Jester. COME OUT, COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!! *turning to lala girl* one moment please. *Lalala Queen gets up and starts walking* Oh jester. JESTER!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!! I NEED YOU TO ENTERTAIN LALA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY UP!!

[[deleted user]]

Hazel, I'm sorry, it's not four right now. We are going to be entertained by the castle's jester if he ever comes out. but join us tomorrow!!

[[deleted user]]

*jester comes in quietly and lalala queen sits as well* Finally you are here, I was getting worried, *under her breath* and mad.

[[deleted user]]

Clara listens to Three Days Grace!

[[deleted user]]

*lalala queen looks at clara with a puzzled look* don't you want to watch the jester be funny?

[Gabby]

so what did i miss?

[[deleted user]]

Gabby™ wrote: "so what did i miss?"

we are watching the jester be funny, in the lalalla castle!!

[[deleted user]]

dont know and dont care about whatever the jester is. Im listenin to Three Days Grace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[[deleted user]]

*jester starts being funny by trying to juggle and dance, and miserably failing* *lalala queen starts laughing*

[[deleted user]]

Gabby™ wrote: "so what did i miss?"

Listening to Three Days Grace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 yay!!!!!!!!!! Three Days Grace maratthon!!!!!

[Gabby]

this might be a stupid question but what is Three Days Grace?

[[deleted user]]

*jester then bows and runs off* what shall we do, lala girl?

[[deleted user]]

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Anyone who hasnt listened to them has no life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are the best band EVER!!!!!!!!!111

[Stephanie]

they are a band...........heard of them once

[[deleted user]]

what shall we do? we could go in the royal pool?

[[deleted user]]

i love imagine dragons!!

[Ashley]

I've never heard of Three Days Grace...

[Stephanie]

Dion is the best!

[Gabby]

post a link of your favorite song by them......

[[deleted user]]

Does anyone want to join lala girl and I in the royal pool?