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[Jim]

Didn't Chicken Little change her name from Henny Penny after that terribly embarrassing "the sky is falling" incident?

[Logan]

Are you saying that Chicken Little is in witness protection?

[K.B.]

Logan wrote: "Are you saying that Chicken Little is in witness protection?"

Doesn't witness protection supply good digs and not just a chicken coop?

[B.B.]

Do you mean a coop or coup? Lol

[Jim]

Didn't Einstein say that the Universe will end when all of the questions have been answered?

[Logan]

Is that your final answer?

[Tammy]

"Didn't Einstein say that the Universe will end when all of the questions have been answered?"

Does this mean the universe will never end as long as we continue this thread?

[Logan]

Isn't that the purpose of the thread?

[Tammy]

To make sure the universe doesn't end? Who knows?

[K.B.]

Tammy wrote: "To make sure the universe doesn't end? Who knows?"

Does it matter since we don't know how the universe began?

[Mark]

Who doesn’t know how the universe began?

[B.B.]

Not sure? Wasn’t it you?

[Tammy]

Wasn't it the big bang theory?

[Anisha Inkspill]

Is there a book written about that?

[Logan]

Would you like to co-write a book about it?

[Michael]

Would I become part of the Trinity if I did?

[B.B.]

Not sure would you ?

[Logan]

Are you referring to the Father Son and Holy Spirit or bell peppers, onions and celery?

[Michael]

Can bell peppers, onions and celery get me to heaven?

[Logan]

Doesn't garlic keep werewolves away?

[Herman]

anyone knows what the hell we are talking about?

[Logan]

Wasn't it something to do with werewolves and garlic and the holy Trinity?

[K.B.]

Logan wrote: "Would you like to co-write a book about it?"
Who could I be co-writing with: a murder mystery or science fiction or children's book writer?

[Michael]

Wouldnt you love to see it done in a Dr Seuss style?

[Logan]

Would you, could you, write it in a boat?

[Michael]

Could I, would I, write it on a goat?

[Jim]

Or on a goat in a boat in the moat?

[K.B.]

Thanks for the giggles this morning folks.

[Logan]

Did someone forget to phrase their statement in the form of a question?

[B.B.]

Lol when you read some of the comments it is so easy to do isn’t it? 😀

[Michael]

It is easy to comment instead of question yes...but what happened to the goat?

[Logan]

Is the goat not on the boat in the moat?

[Michael]

Am I the only one who cannot see the goat?

[Jim]

Didn't anyone note that a goat on a boat can't possibly float in the moat?

[Tammy]

Oh no; did the goat drown?

[K.B.]

Tammy wrote: "Oh no; did the goat drown?"

Why hasn't the goat at the bottom of the moat without a coat begin to float?

[Michael]

Why didn't the goat wear floaties?

[Mark]

Would I be right I assuming that the goat ate the floaters?

[Jim]

If he ate the floaties, wouldn't the goat still float in the moat?

[Logan]

Are you worried that the goat isn't in the boat surrounded by the moat and is all afloat?

[Tristan]

Wait! What?

[B.B.]

What? Have you lost the thread of this?

[Tammy]

What kind of thread would one use to weave together this story, anyway?

[K.B.]

Tammy wrote: "What kind of thread would one use to weave together this story, anyway?"

Would the thread be made from rats' fur or some other animal?

[Jim]

Or maybe a Thread That Runs So True?

[Mark]

Is truth not just the most popular, accepted opinion?

[Logan]

Who says that we have to tell the truth?

[Lyan]

I mean, does the truth hurt, or are we just lazy and scared?

[Logan]

Isn't the first cut the deepest?

[Michael]

Are we having goat for dinner?