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[Michael]

Im cute too and have never been in a pie...I have often been in a pickle though...anyone else been pickled?

[Markus]

Are you Rick Sanchez?

[Logan]

Aren't names just a human construct?

[Markus]

Isn't reality just a brain construct?

[Michael]

Why do I find it so hard to sometimes construct a sentence?

[Markus]

Didn't you know that writing is hard?

[Logan]

But isn't reading fundamental?

[Logan]

Did everyone leave to go read?

[Markus]

Does reading not grab you and take you away, like those damned squirrels keep doing with my food?

[Logan]

Why are you leaving food out for the squirrels to begin with?

[Markus]

Who says I'm leaving it out?

[Logan]

So that wasn't you in the hat and trenchcoat that I saw?

[Annette]

What do you need a hat and trenchcoat for when leaving out food for squirrels?

[Markus]

Have you ever been in a one-on-one fight with a squirrel?

[Logan]

Are you saying you have?

[Jim]

Did the squirrel win?

[Markus]

Would I still be here if the squirrel won?

[Logan]

Are you sure that you aren't the squirrel?

[Michael]

Do I have to leave food out for Markus?

[Elena]

Did I laugh my heart out with this mad tread? Are we all squirrels after all?

[Markus]

So, where are you leaving my food?

[Logan]

Is this it under the big oak tree?

[Markus]

Wait, is this a trap?

[K.B.]

Markus wrote: "So, where are you leaving my food?"
Where you last met me; wasn't it in the gutter?

[K.B.]

Well, don't leaves scrunch up to leave a soft bed?

[Markus]

Aren't gutters lovely?

[Elena]

Aren't monsters dwelling in the gutters?

[Michael]

The squirrels are monsters???...Who would have thought?

[Markus]

Why do people always think we're monsters?

[Logan]

Could it be because of the long fangs and sharp claws?

[Markus]

The ones I use for extra nice hugs?

[Elena]

hahahahha what is a monster though?

[Elena]

And what qualifies as a gutter?

[Elena]

Also...Don't ninja-turtles live in the gutter too?

[Markus]

Do you think I should move out of the gutter?

[Logan]

Could you introduce me to Leonardo instead?

[Markus]

Da Vinci?

[Logan]

Was he a turtle?

[Elena]

Possibly

[Elena]

Oh shit that wasn't a question, was it? I lose, I guess?

[Markus]

Are there really any losers in this game?

[Jim]

Am I the only one who sees that this game is simply a thinly veiled attempt to gather a bunch of nuts for this "squirrel" character?

[Elena]

probably?

[Markus]

What's with the "quotes"? Are you questioning my ability to squirrel?

[Michael]

Depends...Have you got a Masters Degree in Squirreling?

[Markus]

You wanna come to my gutter so I can show it to you?

[Anna]

Was it left in the attic or the garage?

[Logan]

Why is the basement not brought up?

[Michael]

Do you have it framed?

[Markus]

Isn't it supposed to be cut into pieces and glued on to nuts?