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message 13:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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Upsetabouttheconclusion wrote: "oooooooo sparkles i'm scared"
lol... we all know killers love sparkly and shiny things. No wonder they like being handcuffed. ^_~
lol... we all know killers love sparkly and shiny things. No wonder they like being handcuffed. ^_~

how about "VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!" ?
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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The Apple of Death ~ Twilight
Things Snowhite and Twilight have in common - they fell in love at first sight, and they sure love apples.
If I could objectify Edward's sparkliness ~ He'd be a discoball
Bella ~ derived from the word DUMBells.
Things Snowhite and Twilight have in common - they fell in love at first sight, and they sure love apples.
If I could objectify Edward's sparkliness ~ He'd be a discoball
Bella ~ derived from the word DUMBells.
message 19:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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I recieved Twilight for Christmas - I hunted Santa down the next day. Thus the beginning of boxing day.
message 20:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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I know this is a spam and all but please check http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/9...
I have made another comic. I hope you all like it!
I have made another comic. I hope you all like it!
message 21:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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I made it on zazzle. I wanted a picture of dracula, but it wouldn't let me... I'm going to get a picture of an apple cu..."
Whoa, so you can like, make badges. That's so cool.
mmm... i hate twinerds... thats all i have 2 say... dracula is boring, but its still better...

http://aardvarkscreenprinting.bizhost...

*scans pages of New Moon* I...I love Twilight *snaps back to her senses* Ack, I think you're right.




Ah, I'm glad you asked that question. Let's see what wikipidia has to say:
Vampires are fictional mythological creatures said to subsist by drinking the blood of their victims.[1:][2:] The best known tale about vampires is Bram Stoker's 1897 story, Dracula, which drew on earlier mythologies of werewolves and similar imaginary demons and "was to voice the anxieties of a [Victorian:] age."[3:] Literary historian Brian Frost speculates that the "belief in vampires and bloodsucking demons is as old as man himself," and may go back to "prehistoric times,"[4:] although historian Susan Sellers places the current vampire myth in the "comparative safety of nightmare fantasy."[3:] Numerous modern science-fiction writers since the 1950s have also used vampires in their stories[5:] where they have been described as products of such things as "bacteria, mutation, evolution, and extraterrestrials."[6:]
My friends and I are pretty convinced that there are real vampires out there, but not transforming, day sleeping, bleh saying ones. Thank god I have the internet at my disposal.

And WOW. I WANT THAT SHIRT. Either that or a "TEAM TYLER'S VAN" shirt, or a "TEAM BELLA'S TRUCK" shirt. XD

My friend was a vampire for Halloween. A REAL vampire, with red and black and NO SPARKLES and blood around her mouth. She looked really good. =D

I thought she was a real vampire!
Cousin: *taps my shoulder, grins, showing fake fangs that look way too real* Hi, Jess.
Me: HOLY SHIT!!!!
I made it on zazzle. I wanted a picture of dracula, but it wouldn't let me... I'm going to get a picture of an apple cut in half (to symbolize the destruction of Twilight) but I haven't taken it yet.