This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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Harry
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Feb 25, 2009 02:09PM
or at least my representation in this group of evil pussy balls!
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Alright, calm down Chlamydia. No need to get all "drippy" does anyone have an extra sanitary napkin Harry can use?
Okay Harry, apparently some here consider you an STD. How would you like to be considered? I can kind of see where you're coming from. Around here, people think of me as a militant @$$hole. But what I really want is for peole to think of me as a funny (occasionally witty) militant @$$hole. Sometimes you have to compromise.
Militant Enemy of Birds is a good start!
Oh so we need a joke ok...HArry's diary:
Tonight, I thought my lover was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoug hts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
I'm funny I'm really funny! Woot!Disclaimer: This Joke was modified from it's original form to fit your screen and my needs.
Harry I don't picture you as an STD either. Just a bird hater. And I could picture you slapping Keanu Reeves around too...with a little help.
^_^ that was funnyAnd Harry... don't stress. Apparently, I'm natzi euro trash around here (wipes away tears), I just don't take it personally, it's not aimed to hurt (or is it guys? Right? Right? ...Quick, somebody pass me an inhaler. I think I'm having a panic attack). It was meant to be funny. Scratch that, it is funny. Besides, everybody gets their dosage of humiliation.
That bitch! How dare he! And it is MY Harley by the way!
Well at lest we know who catches ;)
How very hateful you're all being. I'm shocked.
Although I feel it's kind of sweet in a way. It's almost like Servius is giving me a little "bro hug"
Careful Harry, from what I hear Nick's hugs are usually followed by a series of kidney punches.
Nick doesn't hug unless you're his wife or his dog or the office troll.
It's obviously not a real hug! He's just showing me in his haters club way that he cares. I hate you too Servius.
You mean kidney punches are not a sign of affection? Since when?Office troll... Montybimbo if you call the constant desire to push her down the stairs like a slinky, affectionate, then I suppose your right. I wanted to affectionate the hell out of her until she was dead.
Haha! That's exactly why I bring up the office troll. 'Cause your reaction is awesome.
I'm glad to amuse you, It's what I live for!
Oh! and thanks for encouraging kasia to "add to this thread" YOU need to ADD a disclaimer to that thread:
Attention; all members wishing to add to this must first make sure that all medications have been taken in the prescribed manner. That is all.
