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Apparently, I hate voicemails.

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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 24, 2009 11:14AM) (new)

The office told me that my voice mailbox was full and I went (!) because I had forgotten about my voice mailbox and realized that I hadn't checked it in quite some time.

It occured to me that I hadn't checked it all year. It didn't occur to me, though, that there would be voicemails dated May 2007. But there were.

I'm a loser! Is ANYBODY more irresponsible than me?


message 2: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Ummmm...I'm not sure but I'll certainly try because that's what I would want you to do.

One time I went into the grocery store and left my car running with the door open.


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh, that's good.


message 4: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Me, I'm a notorious tea pot destroyer. I've burned at 3 in last year. Usually I put the kettle on in the kitchen forgetting the whistle, then forget that I wanted tea only to be reminded by reeking fumes. Usually I'm at home when it happens. Once I left and went shopping! I guess I should rethink using the electric ones...


message 5: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Whoo!! Electric Kettles!!!! Whoo!


message 6: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Gretchen, I've left my car running with the keys inside before as well but not with the door open - do you mean "open" or "unlocked"?
next thing would be to put a note that says "please take me" on the windshield.


message 7: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I had a voicemail from steve saved last year and he left me another voicemail the other day. When you compare them side by side they sound exactly the same. He was reading from his steve preprogrammed response manual. I finally deleted both.

Then he left a voicemail where he and archman were singing to me.


message 8: by smetchie (last edited Feb 24, 2009 01:37PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Marie wrote: "Gretchen, I've left my car running with the keys inside before as well but not with the door open - do you mean "open" or "unlocked"?
next thing would be to put a note that says "please take me" on..."


Sadly, I didn't mean unlocked. I meant open. Wiiiiiiiiiiiide open. I'm only admitting this to make Sarah feel better so I hope it's working.



message 9: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Whoo!! Bunny D!!!!! Whooo!!!


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

Was this it, Dan?

"Hey, __insert Steve's pet name for you___, it's Steve calling to say Hidey Ho, but (!) you're not picking up, so I'll talk to you late."


message 11: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Montambo wrote: "Was this it, Dan?

"Hey, __insert Steve's pet name for you___, it's Steve calling to say Hidey Ho, but (!) you're not picking up, so I'll talk to you late.""


Hahhahahahaha how'd you know?


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

I've got like 8 of those in my phone.


message 13: by David (new)

David Leaving the car running with the door wide open while running inside for crack vials doesn't really hit me as irresponsible. Just American. Or a Woman driver. If you want to surpass Tambo, then next time leave the octuplets in the car.


Reads with Scotch I dunno duder that sounds pretty American too.


message 15: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 25, 2009 08:13AM) (new)

I am responsible when it comes to babies and children.

I was there when Marie left her car running and the doors unlocked. We went into a children's theatre and watched a whole play (Lily was a mouse) while it was running in the parking lot. Haha!


message 16: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I've also left the keys in Shane's scooter, parked on the street, overnight on more than one occasion.

and I lose my drivers license/debit card on a regular basis. The other day I got a lovely envelope from a store I frequent and inside was my drivers license/debit card - I had NO IDEA I'd left it there...a week prior.




message 17: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen oh and last year I accidentally ripped up my tax refund check.


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

I remember that.

Today I'm doing my taxes! And cleaning my house! But first, some Crime & Punishment.


message 19: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen but my favorite phone/irresponsibility stories go to Sarah.

#1. when she get's repeated calls from debt collectors she names them bad things like, "fuck off" or "lecter 666" etc but then she tired of seeing those names come up on her phone so often so she re-named them "god loves you " and "you're hot" and other things so that she'd see a nice message when she got unwanted calls BUT whereas when the names were disparaging remarks she ignored them, when she saw the newly titled "god loves you" she impulsively ANSWERED the phone and ended up FINALY talking to the debt collector (who forgave some of her debt,and put her on a reasonable payment plan).



message 20: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Marie wrote: "oh and last year I accidentally ripped up my tax refund check."

I've thrown away checks before (big ones even). I'm a "chucker" according to Marty. Nothing is safe if I am on a cleaning spree.




message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

That's my cleaning style, too, Dan. I'll bet your sprees are more frequent than mine, though.

Yes, Marie. All I have to do is find the agreement in my pile of mail and send it in. My mail pile is monstrous right now.


message 22: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen oh, oh I also like the phone/irresponsibility story of Sarah using my phone last summer to call a friend and tell him we were "outside his house with burritos" but instead of calling him she accidentally called an ex-boyfriend of mine who's calls i'd been ignoring and told Him we we were outside HIS house with burritos, so I go the pleasure of calling him back and saying:
A). sorry I've not been returning your calls
B). we are actually NOT outside your house
C). we are outside another guys house doing fun things while ignoring you.


message 23: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen wait, wait! then there was the time Sarah texted her friend "I hate (insert boyfriends name" but accidentally sent it to her boyfriend (that she hated) instead of the friend.


message 24: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 27, 2009 09:16AM) (new)

Haha! I forgot about that. He was VERY surprised to hear that we were outside his house with burritos.


message 25: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Montambo wrote: "That's my cleaning style, too, Dan. I'll bet your sprees are more frequent than mine, though."

Not lately!!!

Ugh I hate mail sorting through sucks and then shredding.

As far as the phone goes I never answer the dumb thing. Marty has to bug me to pick it up even if it's my mom. The funny part is that she is bugging to answer the phone and she is standing right next to it! I think she has the same aversion as I do! I hate the phone.



message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

I haven't had a land line phone for years. With a cellphone, it's great because you can see who is calling AND you can set the ringtone to silent for certain numbers so you don't even hear it!


message 27: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I have a land line but I can't find the phone that goes with it, so if you call it the voice mail says "call my cell phone because I can't find my phone"...maybe it's time to ditch the land line - ?


message 28: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Montambo wrote: "I haven't had a land line phone for years. With a cellphone, it's great because you can see who is calling AND you can set the ringtone to silent for certain numbers so you don't even hear it!"

I would do the same but Marty is a bit of a luddite so we want to keep the land line for, you know, when the big one hits.



message 29: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I knew a "luddite" once, he was a fucker and a liar....what were we talking about again?


message 30: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Marie wrote: "I knew a "luddite" once, he was a fucker and a liar....what were we talking about again?"

books?


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

Who, Marie?


message 32: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Saaaaaaaarrrrrraaaaahhhhhh? you really have to ask? I wrote that for your benefit. of course I was exaggerating and there is always a good chance that I'll delete my comment in case he "shows up" again - does that help?


message 33: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 27, 2009 09:32AM) (new)

No. I'm, you know, slooow.

(You can inbox it to me.)


message 34: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 27, 2009 09:36AM) (new)

Edit: Deleted to protect the liar/fucker.


message 35: by Malbadeen (last edited Feb 27, 2009 09:38AM) (new)

Malbadeen okay now you have to delete that last one. because there is a 1 in 9 hundred and 99 billion chance that he might see that.

delete

delete

delete


message 36: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen thanks Sarah - you're swell.


message 37: by Daniel (new)

Daniel What happened? How did I get here? It feels like my mind was erased...


message 38: by Kasia (last edited Feb 27, 2009 12:10PM) (new)

Kasia suspicious... what did you guys do, accidentally stabbed somebody to death 14 times and now you're covering your tracks?

delete

delete

delete


message 39: by Daniel (new)

Daniel no dead hooker here. nope not a one.


message 40: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen what's that amendment I can "choose to plead" - ? the 5th? I'll take it!


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message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

Goodbye.


message 43: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Marie wrote: "oh and last year I accidentally ripped up my tax refund check."

Hahahahaha!
(sorry)


message 44: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen well, what's better Amanda is that before I ripped it up I gave my ex-husband a big long lecture he was on how stupid he was for thinking it was my tax return (which it's worth noting here, he was trying to steal).


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