Ok Nick you wanted to know what I talk with tambo?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Here enjoy! this is what goes on on a regular tambo & alfonso video conference

[[deleted user]]

See! Not boring.

How could it be with my Annie lunch box around?

[Reads with Scotch]

Totally not boring. In fact, I think there is a very good possibility that there were many very interesting topics in this "video" conversation...



So, Fooz it seems pretty dark in your room there... there wouldn't happen to be a gaggle of lurking voyeurs in your room would there?

[Reads with Scotch]

I think the light from his monitor is being reflected off of someones teeth in the back ground. To our left his right about ear level; I spy a lurker.

[[deleted user]]

I thought so too until I blew up the photo...
They're his earphones.

Which is pretty interesting when you consider that Sarah doesn't have a mic on her computer...

Who are you video cheating on poor Sarah with, Alfonso??!!

[Reads with Scotch]

eh... well there could still be a lurker back there with it's mouth closed.

[[deleted user]]

And the lurker is doing what? Admiring my first grade lunchbox?

P.S. Notice his gap teeth. ;)

[Reads with Scotch]

well, who knows what you are covering up with that lunch box...


You know feast your eyes on this foozle!

[Reads with Scotch]

he looks a little too happy for a guy staring at a lunch box...

[The Crimson Fucker]

Well, to be honest there was a lurker behind me… but I don’t think tambo has any problems with Betacaroteno lurking behind me after all he is just a depressive fish, and I don’t live in a mine I just happen to like dark environments so leave me be!


P.s. the mike is on so I can bark commands at computer when I’m feeling lazy!

[Reads with Scotch]

mmmhmmm. No need to explain your habits to anyone fooz.


I'm just saying that was a big smile for a girlie lunchbox...

[The Crimson Fucker]

Dude she came out with the lunch box out of no where! I’m like wtf? What is that? Is that a….??? GUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[Reads with Scotch]

nipple?

[Donitello]

Your lunchbox made this memory spring into my mind. I once found a big plastic Raggedy Ann and Andy alarm clock at a garage sale. Since I had those dolls as a kid, I bought it in a trice. (Two dollars, Montambo. Two.) The alarm was a recording of two kids' voices. It went:

ANN: Andy, Andy, please wake up, it's time to call our friend!

ANDY: Okay, Ann, I'm awake, let's shout it once again!

BOTH: We were sent to wake you, so here we are to say: Please get up, and brush your teeth, and start your happy day.

Yes, the first morning it went off I did throw a lamp at it. Why do you ask?

[Reads with Scotch]

I wonder how many children suicides that clock is responsible for... Probably would give me a good run.

[smetchie]

My daughter's looks like this:
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When it goes off you hear Cinderella's sweet voice sing: "A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep."
Then a loud "BONG! BONG! BONG!"
Then Cinderella says: "Oh that clock! I hear you I hear you! 'Get up' you say...'time to start another day!' SIGH. Even HE orders me around!"

Then the little mice sing in their chipmunk voices but I can't understand a word they say.

[smetchie]

The weird thing is...it doesn't even bother me.

[Donitello]

It's destroying your child. Baseball bat.

[Reads with Scotch]

or a mallet!

[smetchie]

Are you kidding me? She LOVES it of course!

It's Cinderella, Doni, not creepy creepy Ragedy Ann and Andy with their evil clown faces and commune/prairie garb.

[Reads with Scotch]

evil... kill it befor it gets stronger.

[Donitello]

Gretchen wrote: "Are you kidding me? She LOVES it of course!

It's Cinderella, Doni, not creepy creepy Ragedy Ann and Andy with their evil clown faces and commune/prairie garb."

Hm. So maybe Raggedy Ann and Andy are Mormons? This never occurred to me....

Try to decipher those chipmunk voices. God knows what they're saying. Just a thought.

[Reads with Scotch]

Probably something like

"Power of Satan compels you! when you grow old swing from a stripper pole in a crowded "gentlemen's club" and use meth"

And repeat.