I hate this review of "The Reader", and possibly the reviewer as well

[[deleted user]]

Link?

[Reads with Scotch]

Nobody reads poems David, fuck man get a day job.















:D Just kidding I really don't like poetry but I assume if I did I might possibly like it... maybe.

[Tom]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

That's pretty much my limit for appreciation of poetry.











Well, that and limericks.

[Reads with Scotch]

Limericks! Like:

Do the chicks
with dicks
like to lick?

[Reads with Scotch]

Eh, ok, I'll stop now and pretend that I never attempted poetry of any kind...


So eh, how about the super bowl, pretty good game huh? I didn't think it was going to be; the first quarter was weak. But it was a great comeback in the second quarter.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ok I went to see this movie today just cuz of this thread… that movie suck! Why?
1. Chicks don’t dig readers! That’s a fact!
2. Nazis are not good in bed! (don’t ask me how I know this)
3. Over personal experience I know for a fact that when you pass out you don’t get a woman to teach you sex and stuff, you get your father screaming at you asking you if you on drugs.
4. That movie should be call I felled in love with a Nazi!
5. No self-respecting man will fuck a woman who scrubs him.
6. Analphabets hate books.
7. Back to #1 chicks do not want you to read em in bed that’s a myth!!! Stop encouraging horny nerd teenagers with lies like that!!!
8. Cuz I say so.

[[deleted user]]

Alfonso wrote:
1. Chicks don’t dig readers! That’s a fact!

7. Back to #1 chicks do not want you to read em in bed that’s a myth!!!


Sorry, but you're wrong. SO! WRONG! I don't think you've ever been wronger.

[[deleted user]]

P.S. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[smetchie]

Alfonso please go post this review in the self-aggrandizing group "movies we've just watched".

[Reads with Scotch]

wow everyone is up so early...

[Kasia]

that would depend on your time zone...

[David]

Hope this works, here is the link to vote on my poem that is the finalist for March. Vote soon! I am posting the poem below it--

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/1...

to directly vote on the poem, use--

http://www.goodreads.com/poll/show/10...



A girl named Scuba


We named our daughter Scuba. I am not sure how it happened, some say we should have named her after a famous literary friend in a career advancing homage, others that it should be a family name, or, if we wanted to stay within the water element, to invoke the powerful like Poseidon, the great turtle underneath us or re-invigorate a failure like Aquaman or The Prince of Tides. You don’t know what it’s like, you who named your kids before meeting them, you who didn’t spend a week in intensive care waiting for word about an aqueous angel, you who never held water.

-David Baratier

[Reads with Scotch]

Umm... It won't let me vote.

I'm not going to join a poetry club to vote for you either duder.

[[deleted user]]

I'm here for you, David.

[Reads with Scotch]

how were you able to vote? I didn't even see a way to vote...


You need to rally the forces of Hate Montambo, he is down by 12.

[[deleted user]]

It's the poll he linked to. If you're a member and you click on his second link, it takes you to the poll.


David, did you really name your daughter Scuba?