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[Félix]

Sounds like something from "The Producers."

[ms.petra]

Gail, glad you and your family are OK. buy that lotto ticket... I hope you win!

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Jonathan wrote: ""Snakes on a Plane" I've heard of. But I seem to have missed the theatrical release of "Having a Crush on Hitler." Wonder who's in it..."

Why did I promise to grow up? Must...fight...urge...to...say "your mom."

[Jonathan]

Hee. One of my college roommates was the king of the "your mom" response Stacia. You'd like him.

[Sally, la reina]

What was the deal with that movie?

[Jammies]

RA forgot about the drop bears, too!

[Cosmic Sher]

"How can you be depressed with such enormous good luck?"
Gail, I love the fact that you saw all of that as good luck, when it very easily could have been viewed as having bad luck because all of it happened in the first place. I'm glad you averted danger & damage & all is good. :)

[Phil]

Isn't that "motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane?"

[Cosmic Sher]

My new niece Emmi Kate Bolton... a redhead! :)

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[Mary]

Larry wrote: "Sounds like something from "The Producers.""

That was "Springtime for Hitler".

[Jonathan]

Awww--sweet, Sher. I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but big congratulations to you and your family. Emmi's beautiful.

[[deleted user]]

Oh she is adorable Cosmic. Love the cute little bow.

[Cosmic Sher]

Thanks. It makes me miss babies. Well, maybe nostalgic. I don't miss the sleeplessness & smelly diapers.

[[deleted user]]

Tee hee hee that are super cute when you can give them back. :D

[Jammies]

Emmi is just adorable, Sher!

[ms.petra]

she'd a doll. a ginger! :)

[Jim]

I am even later. Adorable baby Sher, thanks for the pictures.

Gail, I too like the fact that you took the misfortune and made a positive from it. Glad everyone is ok. My wife would like to visit Australia, please get rid of all the snakes before we get there.

[RandomAnthony]

Jammies wrote: "RA forgot about the drop bears, too!"

I am NOT googling this.

[Jammies]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Jammies wrote: "RA forgot about the drop bears, too!"

I am NOT googling this."

You should, they're a terrible Australian danger! *wide-eyed look*

I am currently beaming hateful "GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT" thoughts at the part-timer who works for the other attorney.

[RandomAnthony]

Is it working?

I'm about to go to the mall to look for a Steelers hat with which to antogonize my colleagues.

[Jim]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Is it working?

I'm about to go to the mall to look for a Steelers hat with which to antogonize my colleagues."

I hope they charge you double!

[Jammies]

Jammies wrote: "RandomAnthony wrote: "Jammies wrote: "I am currently beaming hateful "GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT" thoughts at the part-timer who works for the other attorney"

RandomAnthony wrote: "Is it working?

I'm about to go to the mall to look for a Steelers hat with which to antogonize my colleagues."

Not fast enough, sadly.

[Cosmic Sher]

What has this part-timer done to irritate you so much? Ate the last of the old goodbye-party cake in the fridge? ;)

[Jammies]

Sher, I wish it were that much of a one-time thing. She's pretentious, whiny, whistles constantly and tunelessly, and just is self-centered to the point where I want to smack her.

[[deleted user]]

Is it just me or is Barb beginning to look like Larry, more and more each day?

[Félix]

Huh what?

[[deleted user]]

Okay, so it's only me. Each time I see her new avatar it reminds me of yours.

[Félix]

Welcome back, Gail.

[[deleted user]]

Thanks Barb. :D

[[deleted user]]

Larry wrote: "Welcome back, Gail."

I'm not back, I'm a figment of your imagination.

[Félix]

Oh.

[Phil]

A minion of his imagination.

[Jonathan]

Speaking of minions, I'm fascinated by this story about a help-wanted ad placed (supposedly) by a "nationally syndicated columnist" living in DC. She will pay $15/hour and wants help with writing, editing, filing, yard work, auto body repair, wardrobe and fashion choices, makeup, etc. The ad seems like such a strange piece of performance art that it might have been written by Lobstergirl...although then again maybe it's for real:

http://gawker.com/5747214/dc-columnis...

[Brittomart]

...wishing I was alone.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Jonathan wrote: "Speaking of minions, I'm fascinated by this story about a help-wanted ad placed (supposedly) by a "nationally syndicated columnist" living in DC. She will pay $15/hour and wants help with writing, ..."

Don't you want to interview for that just so you can punch her in the face? It can't be Maureen Dowd, because she lives in Georgetown and doesn't have offspring (that I'm aware of). The ego suggests Sally Quinn, but Sally's offspring attended Landmark College in Vermont (a college for special needs children) and Sally too lives in Georgetown. And why are we assuming it's a woman? Just the part about makeup? Maybe it's Charles Krauthammer.

Just sad and deranged. Very sad and deranged.

[Jonathan]

My guess is that it's a put on. What national journalist would expose herself or himself (you're right: Gawker just assumes it's a woman) to the kind of ridicule that would surely follow a call for applications worded in this way? Then again cluelessness and a gross sense of entitlement are not mutually exclusive.

I do like the idea of Krauthammer asking for help with "basic dance steps."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It certainly sounds fake. Any "national" journalist looking for a legitimate assistant would troll among his or her friends' and colleagues' offspring first, then contact the local university second (through the VIP channels). Unless they are trolling for sex, which this person, real or fake, might be doing.

[Félix]

Auto body work? Very strange.

[Cosmic Sher]

"just is self-centered to the point where I want to smack her."
Jammies, you totally should smack her one, even if only for the tuneless whistling. My sister used to do that and drove me nuts!

[Jim]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "Is it just me or is Barb beginning to look like Larry, more and more each day?"

We never have seen both of them at the same time in the same place!

[Félix]

Barb is much smarter than I am.

[janine]

i see what you did there.

[[deleted user]]

Jim wrote: "We never have seen both of them at the same time in the same place!"

We also know that Larry has a hankering for Canada...

[Jim]

Well, and Barb must have some kind of hankering too, so they both have hankerings!

[[deleted user]]

That wasn't why I came in to this thread, I got distracted.

I received the must beautiful private message from one of my friends commenting on my profile picture. It was so sweet it brought tears to my eyes. I want to give her a big hug to thank her. No, she isn't a member of this group. Yes, I did send her a message telling her what it meant to me have such a special person as a friend.

[Jim]

Well, it is a great profile picture!

[Phil]

Jim wrote: "Well, it is a great profile picture!"

It's actually more of a 3/4 or a full-face than a profile, but it certainly is nice.

[Suefly]

Cosmic Sher wrote: "My new niece Emmi Kate Bolton... a redhead! :)

"

What a cute baby...congrats!

[[deleted user]]

Hahaha if you want to be picky Phil, it's the picture on my profile. You might refer to it as an avatar it that would suit you better. :)

God, I hope I haven't missed one of your jokes again. I take things so literally sometimes I scare myself.

[Jim]

::comes out of hiding::

Sometimes you scare me too Gail :-)