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Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Doctor Proctor #1) Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Doctor Proctor #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 3,721 ratings — published 2007
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A History of Pictures: From the Cave to the Computer Screen A History of Pictures: From the Cave to the Computer Screen (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.36 — 896 ratings — published 2016
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Board book)
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avg rating 4.35 — 553,372 ratings — published 1969
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Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham: For Soprano, Boy Soprano, and Orchestra Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham: For Soprano, Boy Soprano, and Orchestra (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.48 — 138,028 ratings — published 1996
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The Rainbow Fish The Rainbow Fish (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.21 — 165,601 ratings — published 1992
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The Devil Aspect The Devil Aspect (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.03 — 7,064 ratings — published 2019
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The Lorax The Lorax (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.35 — 373,765 ratings — published 1971
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Sztuka pierdzenia Sztuka pierdzenia (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.24 — 200 ratings — published 1751
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American Visions: The Epic History of Art in America American Visions: The Epic History of Art in America (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.30 — 575 ratings — published 1997
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Hidden Figures: An Inspiring True Story About Women Who Changed Space History for Children (Ages 4–8) Hidden Figures: An Inspiring True Story About Women Who Changed Space History for Children (Ages 4–8)
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avg rating 4.44 — 3,389 ratings — published 2018
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The Dog Who Saved the World The Dog Who Saved the World (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 1,124 ratings — published 2019
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The Recognitions The Recognitions (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 6,515 ratings — published 1955
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Pop or Populus: Art Between High and Low (Sternberg Press) Pop or Populus: Art Between High and Low (Sternberg Press)
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avg rating 4.14 — 7 ratings — published 2007
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The Man Without Content The Man Without Content (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.15 — 383 ratings — published 1970
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Paul the Pooping Panda Paul the Pooping Panda (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 5.00 — 1 rating — published
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My Brother's Butt Is Haunted My Brother's Butt Is Haunted (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.69 — 97 ratings — published
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Diary of Stink Dog! Diary of Stink Dog! (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published 2012
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Open Wide Boy, Its Coming!: (Scat, Toilet Slave, Coprophilia, Femdom) Open Wide Boy, Its Coming!: (Scat, Toilet Slave, Coprophilia, Femdom)
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avg rating 3.33 — 21 ratings — published
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Earth Descended Earth Descended (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.24 — 58 ratings — published 1981
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A big fart (Korean Edition) A big fart (Korean Edition)
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avg rating 0.0 — 0 ratings — published
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Mortevivum: Photography and the Politics of the Visual Mortevivum: Photography and the Politics of the Visual (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.29 — 17 ratings — published
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If Cats Disappeared from the World If Cats Disappeared from the World (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 3.79 — 148,352 ratings — published 2012
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Barnett Newman and Heideggerian Philosophy Barnett Newman and Heideggerian Philosophy (ebook)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.00 — 1 rating — published 2012
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Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family: The Complete Collection: All 5 hilarious adventures of the Tootley's in one book! Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family: The Complete Collection: All 5 hilarious adventures of the Tootley's in one book! (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
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Jupiter Rising Jupiter Rising (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.45 — 2,774 ratings — published
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True to Life: Twenty-Five Years of Conversations with David Hockney True to Life: Twenty-Five Years of Conversations with David Hockney (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.56 — 165 ratings — published 2008
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Virtual Friends: A Gay Fart Fetish Erotica Story Virtual Friends: A Gay Fart Fetish Erotica Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.25 — 4 ratings — published
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Rodin's Lover Rodin's Lover (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 3.75 — 1,484 ratings — published 2015
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I Always Loved You I Always Loved You (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.67 — 5,721 ratings — published 2014
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The Goldfinch The Goldfinch (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.97 — 1,063,648 ratings — published 2013
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The Art Forger The Art Forger (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.77 — 96,244 ratings — published 2012
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Girl with a Pearl Earring Girl with a Pearl Earring (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.93 — 788,707 ratings — published 1999
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The Vivisector The Vivisector (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.04 — 1,194 ratings — published 1970
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Luncheon of the Boating Party Luncheon of the Boating Party (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 3.72 — 8,451 ratings — published 2007
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The Agony and the Ecstasy The Agony and the Ecstasy (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.09 — 98,274 ratings — published 1961
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Cat's Eye Cat's Eye (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.95 — 73,836 ratings — published 1988
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Fizzlebert Stump and the Girl Who Lifted Quite Heavy Things Fizzlebert Stump and the Girl Who Lifted Quite Heavy Things (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.07 — 27 ratings — published 2015
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Fluxus Administration: George Maciunas and the Art of Paperwork Fluxus Administration: George Maciunas and the Art of Paperwork (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.50 — 4 ratings — published
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Vision: Color and Composition for Film Vision: Color and Composition for Film (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.58 — 76 ratings — published
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Composing Pictures Composing Pictures (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.43 — 37 ratings — published 2010
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Creative Illustration Creative Illustration (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.39 — 2,282 ratings — published 1947
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Orbiting Jupiter Orbiting Jupiter (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.23 — 59,997 ratings — published 2015
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Wonder (Wonder, #1) Wonder (Wonder, #1)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.35 — 1,212,062 ratings — published 2012
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The Glass Castle The Glass Castle (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.33 — 1,388,266 ratings — published 2005
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Art in the Age of Machine Learning (Leonardo) Art in the Age of Machine Learning (Leonardo)
by (shelved 1 time as fart)
avg rating 4.00 — 20 ratings — published
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James  Patterson
“I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.
“Nope,” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church.”
James Patterson, The Final Warning

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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