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Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (Doctor Proctor #1)
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avg rating 3.92 — 3,685 ratings — published 2007
Hidden Figures: An Inspiring True Story About Women Who Changed Space History for Children (Ages 4–8)
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avg rating 4.44 — 3,359 ratings — published 2018
The Dog Who Saved the World (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 1,112 ratings — published 2019
The Recognitions (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 6,418 ratings — published 1955
Pop or Populus: Art Between High and Low (Sternberg Press)
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avg rating 4.33 — 6 ratings — published 2007
The Man Without Content (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.15 — 383 ratings — published 1970
Paul the Pooping Panda (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 5.00 — 1 rating — published
My Brother's Butt Is Haunted (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.65 — 92 ratings — published
the Monster who Farted in my Underpants -A Pants and Heartwarming Story of Friendship and Farts: A Funtastic Book For Kids Ages 8-12 (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.71 — 14 ratings — published 2015
Diary of Stink Dog! (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published 2012
Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family: The Complete Collection: 5 Stinky, Silly, and Totally Fart-astic Adventures! (Tommy Tootley’s Fart-astic Family Book 1)
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avg rating 5.00 — 1 rating — published
Open Wide Boy, Its Coming!: (Scat, Toilet Slave, Coprophilia, Femdom)
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avg rating 3.33 — 21 ratings — published
Earth Descended (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.25 — 56 ratings — published 1981
Mortevivum: Photography and the Politics of the Visual (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.29 — 17 ratings — published
If Cats Disappeared from the World (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.79 — 139,619 ratings — published 2012
Barnett Newman and Heideggerian Philosophy (ebook)
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avg rating 4.00 — 1 rating — published 2012
Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family, The Complete Collection - Premium Edition: All five hilarious Tootley adventures in one premium-quality book! (Hardcover)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
Tommy Tootley's Fart-astic Family: The Complete Collection: All 5 hilarious adventures of the Tootley's in one book! (Paperback)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
The Tootley’s Fart-astic Coloring Book – Volume 1: Fart-Filled Fun to Color from the First Three Tootley Tales! (Tommy Tootley’s Fart-astic Family)
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avg rating 5.00 — 2 ratings — published
True to Life: Twenty-Five Years of Conversations with David Hockney (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.56 — 164 ratings — published 2008
Virtual Friends: A Gay Fart Fetish Erotica Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.25 — 4 ratings — published
Rodin's Lover (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 1,479 ratings — published 2015
I Always Loved You (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.67 — 5,703 ratings — published 2014
The Goldfinch (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,050,083 ratings — published 2013
The Art Forger (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.76 — 95,030 ratings — published 2012
Girl with a Pearl Earring (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.93 — 784,213 ratings — published 1999
The Vivisector (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,182 ratings — published 1970
Luncheon of the Boating Party (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.72 — 8,411 ratings — published 2007
The Agony and the Ecstasy (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 4.09 — 97,411 ratings — published 1961
Fizzlebert Stump and the Girl Who Lifted Quite Heavy Things (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.08 — 26 ratings — published 2015
Fluxus Administration: George Maciunas and the Art of Paperwork (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.50 — 4 ratings — published
The Elements of Color: A Treatise on the Color System of Johannes Itten Based on His Book the Art of Color (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.19 — 2,992 ratings — published 1961
Vision: Color and Composition for Film (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.58 — 76 ratings — published
Composing Pictures (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.43 — 37 ratings — published 2010
Creative Illustration (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.39 — 2,274 ratings — published 1947
Orbiting Jupiter (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.23 — 59,051 ratings — published 2015
Wonder (Wonder, #1)
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avg rating 4.36 — 1,202,886 ratings — published 2012
The Glass Castle (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.33 — 1,373,881 ratings — published 2005
Art in the Age of Machine Learning (Leonardo)
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avg rating 4.00 — 20 ratings — published
Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.41 — 365 ratings — published 2015
The Idiot (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 220,775 ratings — published 1869
Understanding a Photograph (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,606 ratings — published 2013
A Bad Case of Stripes (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.26 — 88,498 ratings — published 1998
Art Beyond Art. Ecoaesthetics: A Manifesto for the 21st Century (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.50 — 4 ratings — published
Farted on by the Football Team: A Gay Farting Story (The Sports Sniffer Book 3)
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avg rating 4.00 — 5 ratings — published
Affinities: On Art and Fascination (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 293 ratings — published 2023
بونوئلیها: نوشتههای سوررئالیستی لوئیس بونوئل (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.36 — 221 ratings — published 2000
“Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened.
"Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second.
"Whoa!" Dan said.
Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?"
"No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!”
― The Maze of Bones
"Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on them any second.
"Whoa!" Dan said.
Amy gripped his arm. "You found it?"
"No, but look! This whole essay - 'To the Royal Academy.' He wrote a whole essay on farts!" Dan grinned with delight. "He's proposing a scientific study on different fart smells. You're right, Amy. This guy was a genius!”
― The Maze of Bones
“O woman,
father says natural is beautiful
so why do you redden your cheeks
and blacken your eyes?
Why do you remove the hair on your legs
and draw them into your brows?
Why do you hold your breath
lest your stomach show
and hold your fart
lest they know
that you’re a human? O woman,
father says natural is beautiful
so why do you straighten your hair
to curl it next
and pretend to orgasm
so they think you enjoyed the sex?
Why do you dumb yourself down
and push your breasts up?
Why do you smile when you’re told to
and love when you don’t want to?
When? When
will you stop, woman?
Father says natural is beautiful
but that is doubtful
for what does father know
he’s only a fellow.”
―
father says natural is beautiful
so why do you redden your cheeks
and blacken your eyes?
Why do you remove the hair on your legs
and draw them into your brows?
Why do you hold your breath
lest your stomach show
and hold your fart
lest they know
that you’re a human? O woman,
father says natural is beautiful
so why do you straighten your hair
to curl it next
and pretend to orgasm
so they think you enjoyed the sex?
Why do you dumb yourself down
and push your breasts up?
Why do you smile when you’re told to
and love when you don’t want to?
When? When
will you stop, woman?
Father says natural is beautiful
but that is doubtful
for what does father know
he’s only a fellow.”
―
