Tuck Quotes

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Simone Elkeles
“If no words come, you can always give him the finger.”
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

Simone Elkeles
“La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!”
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

Simone Elkeles
“You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up."
"That last one isn't a skill."
"Honey, trust me. It's a skill.”
Simone Elkeles , Rules of Attraction

Simone Elkeles
“Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck”
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

Simone Elkeles
“He laughs. "Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on."
I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiara's stuffed animals, but I don't have much choice right now.
"That's Kiara's Mojo," Tuck says, laughing. "Get it? Mojo?”
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

Simone Elkeles
“Tuck holds out his hand. "By the way, I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm Tuck. You know, rhymes with luck."
"And fuck," Carlos adds.
"Yep, that, too," Tuck says unfazed.”
Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

Kathy Lette
“I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you”
Kathy Lette, Nip 'N' Tuck

Toba Beta
“Tuck a buck as a puck of luck.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

Kathy Lette
“Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.”
Kathy Lette, Nip 'N' Tuck

Kathy Lette
“Tell me where it hurts”
Kathy Lette, Nip 'N' Tuck
tags: humor, tip, tuck

Kaitlyn Deann
“I watch the man place the collar on Tuck and tighten it so much that I worry he's not getting enough oxygen. But if that's the case, Tuck doesn't let on. He keeps a straight face. No anger, no sorrow, no fear. The definition of Tuck.”
Kaitlyn Deann, World of the Beasts
tags: tuck