Tampon Quotes

“Ze wilde graag nog wat langer boos op hem zijn. Vooral omdat het touwtje van haar tampon slecht zat en ze het zo oneerlijk vond dat Andreas nooit het verdrietige gevoel van een verkeerd tamponkoordje zou begrijpen. Hij zou haar überhaupt nooit begrijpen.”
― Lara Taveirne, Hotel zonder sterren

“Sienna woke up to the sound of panic coming from Paige’s side of the room.

“Shit. What the….Why am I? Oh my God.” Paige said, sounding like she was on the verge of tears before running out of the room.

Sienna began laughing uncontrollably. It had taken a full week of patiently waiting for this moment and she was glad she was around to witness it. She knew exactly what had just happened and all she needed was a bag of popcorn to make the moment an even more entertaining show. She grabbed her shower caddy and made her way to the showers for a casual stroll. She’d pretend she was in for a shower and catch the show live and in person. Payback really was a bitch.

Upon walking into the community showers, the echoing sounds of Paige’s whimpers led Sienna right to her. Sienna walked around with her caddy, with a smile on her face and eventually was within sight of Paige. Her athletically toned body was red from the scorching hot water hitting her body. She scratched like a dog with fleas.

“Aw, what’s wrong? Feeling a bit...itchy? Soap and water work miracles. Is it crabs? Maybe you’re allergic to yourself. I mean it wouldn’t surprise me if your own body was trying to get away from you.” Sienna said, holding back the urge to laugh hysterically.

“Shut up, Sienna! This isn’t funny.” Paige whimpered, continuing to scratch.

“It can’t be that bad.” Sienna smirked. “You know there’s probably a cream for that itch.”

“I know you’re totally getting off on watching me naked, Arkansas. You didn’t have to go to these extremes to do it.” Paige said, clearly pretending she was stronger than her itch.

“Wow! You’re more delusional than I thought you were. Listen, I'm a nice person and I won't spread any rumors about you and your....Uncontrollable urge to scratch but if you mess with me again, I promise next time I won't be so nice. Oh and by the way I'm not a fan of slumber parties so find somewhere else to hook up with your little girlfriends.” Sienna said, blowing a kiss at Paige while walking away.

Sienna walked out of the showers proud of herself and listened one last time as Paige screamed from the combination of anger and itching.”
― Amber M. Kestner, A Secret Love Affair