Sweeney Quotes

“Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player."
That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player."
How can you tell?"
It's PIPING hot!"
Then blow on it first!”
― Stephen Sondheim, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

“Swing your razor wide! Sweeney, hold it to the skies! ”
― Stephen Sondheim, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

“Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir...

Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through.

Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it...

Flies do, too!”
― Stephen Sondheim, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

“Damas y caballeros. Me temo que lo que voy a decir arruinará su apetito, pero la verdad es siempre bella, y debo declarar que: ¡las empanadas de la Sra. Lovett están hechas nada menos que de carne humana!”
― Lucian F. Vaizer, Sweeney Todd o el Collar de Perlas