Shitstorm Quotes

“You dial another college friend, Dr. Saunders, and she picks up almost immediately, 'Hi! Got a shitstorm here, what’s up?”
― A.J. Lauer, Armageddon: Pick Your Plot

“Save the shitstorm for every fifth visit. Practice bringing something else to the table. If people ask you about a problem, try out the phrase, "It's so crazy, I don't want to get into it. What's good with you?" Then if they have to know something, they'll insist you tell them, but usually people are just relieved.”
― Karen Kilgariff, Georgia Hardstark