Scorpius Quotes

“SCORPIUS: I can’t quite believe I did that.

ALBUS: I can’t quite believe you did that either.

SCORPIUS: Rose Granger-Weasley. I asked out Rose Granger-Weasley.

ALBUS: And she said no.

SCORPIUS: But I asked her. I planted the acorn. The acorn that will grow into our eventual marriage.

ALBUS: You are aware that you’re an utter fantasist.”
― Jack Thorne, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“Okay. Hello. Um. Have we hugged before? Do we hug?”
― Jack Thorne, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“When Rose came up to me today in Potions and called me Bread Head I almost hugged her. No, there’s no almost about it, I actually tried to hug her, and then she kicked me in the shin.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“Harry Potter told his son you’re a great man. [...] He said you were the bravest man he’d ever met. He knew, you see — he knew your secret — what you did for Dumbledore. And he admired you for it — greatly. And that’s why he named his son — my best friend — after you both. Albus Severus Potter.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“HARRY: Voldemort is going to kill my mum and dad — and there’s nothing I can do to stop him.

DRACO: That’s not true.

SCORPIUS: Dad, now is not the time . . .

ALBUS: There is something you could do — to stop him. But you won’t.

DRACO: That’s heroic.

GINNY takes HARRY’s hand.

GINNY: You don’t have to watch, Harry. We can go home.

HARRY: I’m letting it happen . . . Of course I have to watch.

HERMIONE: Then we’ll all witness it.

RON: We’ll all watch.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“SNAPE: "Did no one teach you to knock, boy?"

Scorpius looks up at Snape, slightly breathless, slightly unsure, slightly exultant.

SCORPIUS: "Severus Snape. This is an honor.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“You know it’s the strangest of things, but ever since being in the scariest place imaginable I’m pretty much good with fear. I am — Scorpius the Dreadless. I am — Malfoy the Unanxious.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“SCORPIUS: "We send a memory — like a Pensieve — stand over him and send a message, hope he reaches for the memory at exactly the right moment. I mean, it’s unlikely, but . . . Stand over the baby — and just repeatedly shout HELP. HELP. HELP. I mean, it might traumatize the baby slightly."

ALBUS: "Only slightly.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“I mean, normally, being in lockdown, being in constant detention, it’d break me, but now — what’s the worst they can do? Bring back Moldy Voldy and have him torture me? Nope.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two

“How perfectly whimsical. I expect we’ll be roasting marshmallows over the fireplace and singing happy sing-alongs round about midnight, yes? Perhaps someone could point me in the direction of the dormitories.”
― G. Norman Lippert, James Potter and the Curse of the Gatekeeper

“Still, if I had to choose a companion to be at the return of eternal darkness with, I'd choose you.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Parts One and Two