Rubber Gloves Quotes

“I made the mistake of telling my mom you bought me dinner last night. In her mind, I believe we are now betrothed."

I laughed. "That's all it takes, huh?"

"Apparently. Tomorrow I'll be pregnant because we washed dishes together after dark."

"Wow. Guess I should have worn the rubber gloves.”
― Melanie Harlow, Make Me Yours