Mark Watney Quotes

“Mark, some answers to your earlier questions:
No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves."
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The data transfer rate just isn't enough for the size of music files, even in compressed formats. So your request for "Anything, oh god, ANYTHING but Disco" is denied. Enjoy your boogie fever.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“No, we will not tell our botany team to go fuck themslves.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Son birkaç gündür, mutlu mesut bir şekilde su yapıyordum. Her şey su gibi gidiyordu. (Çaktınız mı? "Su gibi?")”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Also, I'll lose half a liter of water per day to breathing until the humidity in the Hab reaches its maximum and water starts condensing on every surface. Then I'll be licking the walls. Yay.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Now to enjoy a good, long sleep in an actual cot. With the comforting knowledge that when I wake, my morning piss will go into a toilet.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“There's no backup, and they think I'll die instantly without it. To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it's “Tuesday.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“As I mentioned, it's been a long, boring drive. And I'm still on the outward leg. But hey, I'm an astronaut. Long-ass trips are my business.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian