Lolz Quotes

“Commentator C: “…right, let’s watch this replay! First, Soft was double-flash ganked by the enemy mid laner and jungler. Then God Lu, who was already prepared to countergank, threw out an online dating flash… I’m sorry, that was a slip of the tongue. He threw out a teammate camaraderie flash and saved Soft…”
― Jiang Zi Bei, 我行让我上 I Can Do It

“hey hey its Brooke im 12 and having trouble my teacher told me to get on here sooo yaaa see ya soon pic uplaodin soon!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― Malcolm Gladwell, What the Dog Saw and Other Adventures

“As he slowly climbed the stairs, Cassidy looked upward and vowed in Scarlett O'Hara-like fashion, “As God is my witness, I shall never kick a man who's got my dick in his mouth again.”
― Ethan Day, At Piper's Point

“If one does nothing but think of someone, it takes up all the time you could use to do something about them. I wish nobody thought of me, but did a lot for me instead. It's just like someone else going to the sea-side when you're not, and sending a card back saying they're thinking of you; it's worse than if they weren't thinking of you at all, and now you have a horrid card that you have to be grateful for. And I have decided that I don't like being grateful —at—all.”
― Tamsyn Muir, Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower

“Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. “I don't like it. Make it stop.”
“It's just love, sweetie. It won't kill you. I promise.”
“Love totally sucks ass!”
Ollie shrugged nonchalantly. “Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe you're having a heart attack.”
Cassidy glanced back up, hopeful. “You think?”
Ollie shook his head. “You're one sick bitch.”
― Ethan Day, At Piper's Point

“Mac, are you even listening?” Nick’s voice sounded annoyed. “You used to be a lot more attentive.”
“I used to be banging you too,” I informed him absently. “I found your opinions about my love life a lot more interesting then.”
― S.E. Harmon, Stay with Me

“Live, Laugh, Love”
― some baddie