Lightbulb Quotes

“Too often the spotlight that highlights our successes burns out quickly, while the spotlight that scrutinizes our failures is a long-life bulb.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Giant canvases that glorified her naked breasts and half smile, songs rhyming Saina and wanna, unfinished novels about an unknowable girl of dreams – none of that (and she’d had all of it) was as romantic as a boyfriend who would notice that the lightbulb in her hallway had blown out and change it without even bothering to mention the favour.”
― Jade Chang, The Wangs vs. the World

“Q. How many docents does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two. One to remove the old lightbulb and the other to tell the story behind it.”
― Ron Brackin

“Sunscreen for a light bulb - both radiant, just with entirely distinct intentions.”
― Dipti Dhakul

“Sometimes the government reminds me of a store full of lamps that have no idea what a lightbulb is, much less where to find one.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough