Laundry Detergent Quotes

“I use Cheer. I like the idea of a happy wash.”
― Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

“You think Tide is better, or All?'
'Which has a prettier box?' I ask.
'I don't want a pretty box. I want a dude box.'
Uh-huh,' I deadpan. 'You want a dude box of laundry detergent.'
'Yes, I do.'
'Good luck with that.”
― E. Lockhart, How To Be Bad

“She stuffed her white load into the machine first and opened the package of laundry pods she'd purchased at Walmart.... She removed a pod and inspected the interesting, squishy thing. Last year, some crazy teens had dominated the news after eating pods on a dare. In no way did it look edible. Good old common sense disappeared a bit more with each generation.”
― Talya Tate Boerner, Bernice Runs Away