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Heidi Betts
“It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn’t come by to revoke his dick and balls.”
― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop

“Matti mentality baby.”
― thinkingofthoughts, Even the Playing Field

Heidi Betts
“The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.”
― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop

Heidi Betts
“Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.”
― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop

Ahmed Mostafa
“It's the geek who gets the girl, not the jock.”
― Ahmed Mostafa

Jax Calder
“Even when you can only see part of the moon, the rest is still there.”
― Jax Calder, Attractive Forces

Jax Calder
“That’s because I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. And I can’t stop wondering if I did the right thing or if I’m the biggest idiot since humanity invented the concept of stupid.”
― Jax Calder, Attractive Forces

Criss Jami
“Success comes to the nerd with an inner jock, and to the jock with an inner nerd.”
― Criss Jami