Jerking Quotes

“Seven little crazy kids chopping up sticks;
One burnt her daddy up and then there were six.
Six little crazy kids playing with a hive;
One tattooed himself to death and then there were five.
Five little crazy kids on a cellar door;
One went all schizo and then there were four.
Four little crazy kids going out to sea;
One wouldn't say a word and then there were three.
Three little crazy kids walking to the zoo;
One jerked himself too much and then there were two.
Two little crazy kids sitting in the sun;
One a took a bunch of pills and then there was one.
One little crazy kid left all alone;
He went and slit his wrists, and then there were none.”
― Michael Thomas Ford, Suicide Notes

“I WAS HARDWORKING,
WITH FRIENDS NETWORKING,
LIFE WAS SMIRKING,
PROBLEMS WERE LURKING,
SUDDENLY THINGS CHANGED JERKING.”
― merlin8thomas

“As I’ve said, encountering death has a way of jerking your priorities into line.”
― James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: The Next Generation's Guide to a Meaningful Future