Jaco Quotes

“I hit Crash's button and we heard the phone inside start to ring.

After four, he answered. "Hey, PsyPig." His voice was husky. "I'd normally tell you not to call me at this ungodly hour, but evidently someone's running a cockfghting ring in the hall, so I wasn't actually asleep...."

"It's me. Open up."

He was actually silent for a second. "Aren't /you/ butch?"

"Don't fuck around. I need to see Miss Mattie."

"Okay, okay, don't get your handcuffs in a twist. I can't find my pants."

I wondered if he could say the word "pants" without making something dirty out of it.

"Unless, of course, this visit is clothing-optional."

And there it was. I rolled my eyes, even though he couldn't see me since the door was still shut.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets