Hyperboleandahalf Quotes

“My grandma usually supervised me while my parents were at work. She'd drink screwdrivers and do the crossword, I'd run around the house and do whatever. If she hadn't seen me in a while, she'd check to make sure I still had all my fingers, but escaping wasn't a big concern. The doors were locked. Just in case, there were jingle bells on the handles.

The dog door was the single weak point in the fortress.”
― Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems